Friday, December 4, 2020

CHUCKLES

Looks like another week has come to an end. I was very happy at all I got done this week too. 

I had a doctors appointment the other day and he had the gall to ask if I've been exercising.


And Alexa is no help either. You try to exercise and all she does is enable me. 
*Hat tip to Anne Marie for sending this one to me. Isn't she swell?

Went to the market and got my luncheon meat for the week.

And there was even some good news.


I even showed off a little and bragged.


But I will always have friends who pick on me because Im an old soul and tend to live in the past..so my answer to that?
And copious amounts of gin help too!
Happy Friday!!!

37 comments:

  1. My dear Mistress, that last one if you and I both! If the present continues like it is, I'd gladly take the past. But I should have known to click on this while drinking my java, the Alexa one made me spray again!!!!!! Anne Marie got you, as does Alexa. And I think I must be missing something with the fan shop one???

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    1. lets say its a site like instagram, but its private, and viewers have to pay a fee set by the account holder. so if you paid, you could see maddie doing things with her clown meat.

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    2. CLEAN UP AISLE 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. But you have such a nice deck to sit on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    These all had me laughing out loud. AND YES...your next job should be Only Fans.

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    1. who on the eastern seaboard hasn't sat on that deck?

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  3. I love these so much! That meat clown is kinda creepy, but I appreciate all meat so .... The deck one is my favorite, surprise!
    Thanks for the chuckles, guffaws even, Mads.

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    1. is it safe to say you'd sit on his deck and choke on clown meat?

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    2. Ms Moorecock, honey, I haven't choked on meat (clown or otherwise) in years! Practice makes perfect. That is a very nice deck, though.

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  4. i've always enjoyed sitting on your deck as long as the bushes are trimmed.

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  5. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! But, that first one is so me! I run alot too.

    Only Fans!!!! The boys I've seen on there.Ohhhh gurl!

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  6. The Alexa one cracked me up...that would so be your luck! Do you have one?

    Having met once, I don't know about your main deck, but the back deck looked great!

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    1. the back deck is more of a dessert cart you ask me.

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  7. IF ANYONE needed an Only Fans account...what do we have to do to get the balls rolling?

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  8. That kitty is my Expecto Patronum! Especially when it comes to running my mouth.
    Bet your deck is better than that one, BTW.

    XOXO

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  9. Yep, that last one.....that is so me too. Thanks for the chuckle this AM.

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  10. I had to really laugh at the cat one, only because if you were a cat, that would so be how you look.

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    1. And no doubt with the tail swatting like cats do.

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  11. Thank you for the chuckles.

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  12. Ok, those were good, and made me laugh, but I also laugh because the comments to these are funny as hell too. But clown meat???What in hell is clown meet?

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    1. You asked the question that I was afraid to ask...

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    2. I assumed it's made up from dead clowns?

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    3. You ho's aint gonna believe this!...."Billy Roll is manufactured by the Feldhues Group in Ireland, where he’s considered “a sandwich filler beloved of a generation of Irish children.” Per Feldhues’ website, “Billy, the smiling sausage” was born in 1986 after a technological breakthrough allowed the company to produce “a clown face in the meat slice,” which was the “world’s first character meat product for children." No one else in the world has been able to prepare meat products like we do, and our process is a secret,” a Feldhues rep bragged to the Irish Times in 2019.

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  13. These times can always use one more chuckle. Thanks for sharing. I chuckled too.

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  14. That clown meat looks a bit too Trumpy for me.

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  15. Hahahahaha, Alexa, meat clown, and the unsolicited deck pic!

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  16. Funnies for a Friday!
    Have a good weekend,
    xoxo :-)

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  17. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sadly think the cat picture fits me as well.

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  18. I always keep the bushes trimmed to make my deck look big!

    Meat clown is funny AND scary.
    Nope, just scary.

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  19. I need gin. Dwelling (as opposed to living) in the past is not good for my mental health. Great deck pick.

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  20. ewwwwwwwwwwwww to meat clown! hasn't EVERYONE seen maddie's deck yet? and thanks for the shout-out, luv!

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  21. Omg!!!! They had me in stiches!

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  22. I think it’s time Sixpence and I did a deck inspection.

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  23. Those are great! And, I'm totally stealing the deck. I mean, who doesn't love a good deck?

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  24. I love big decks. There's so many things you can do with them. Mostly, safe for work things. LOL

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  25. I usually ask all my patients if they have gained or lost any weight since their last appointment.
    This year is went without saying everybody is gaining weight and no one is exercising (all some foolish ones are going to the gym).

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