PETTICOAT 5

 I strongly endorse this gem.

You all have wondered how I blog with ease.

 Now if only it had a gin and tonic holder.

CHUCKLES

 In my last chuckles post I shared some refaces, which when bored, I get addicted to the app. In the last one,  Tundra Bunny asked about Captain America. Well, these today, go out to Tundra Bunny and his biggest fan...Debs, from She Who Seeks.

REFACE CHUCKLES

 What can I say, it was a long drive back from Pittsburgh when we saw Fallingwater, and with the Lad driving,  it was a matter of time till I got on Reface. These gave me a chuckle. Your Mistress Borghese in the movies.....

When many of my friends saw Creulla, they all said as soon as they saw the Baroness they thought of me right away. By my attitude, personality, and mannerism. Can't you hear me. "In the 10 years I've been coming here, those are by far the best windows I've ever laid my eyes on."  *looks around Liberty Department store* "How  depressing"  Some friends think I should go back and visit my old store and say that. Look out Bloomies here I come.

I'm definitely sensing I lean toward the bad and evil, are you? But evil parts are soooo much more delicious don't you think?

But just for good measure.....

I do believe I'd fuck myself after seeing this result.

And some gratuitous modeling shots.

This one is almost accurately right on.

An outfit I would totally rock...and Id even fuck myself ...again.

COVER OF A MAGAZINE

When I get real bored, nothing is on the tube, or I'm waiting for an appointment...one of my guilty pleasures is this thing called Reface app, where it will meddle your face with that of another. I blame this secret addiction on the Lad and his younger generational crap. But I can't lie, it get me laughing sometimes, and other times, I would go to bed with my self and give it to me but good. The app will let you reface with magazine covers, movie scenes movie clips, shows, gifs you name it. Awhile back I superimposed my face on RuPaul and the whole judges panel on Drag Race. That was quite the chuckle, and I can't lie, Ru's wiggery look damn good on me. The above is a GQ cover with me and David Beckham mixed.

Me on a vintage copy of Vogue

Myself and Ryan Gosling refaced.

Lizzo and I refaced. 

And then I did a couple movie stills.

Now this one as Charlize Theron could be me to a t. Looks most like me as I really am. If I ever did this for Halloween , there would be 20 lbs of make up added! 

But, when I did a reface of a picture as Pam Demic , even though in partial drag it looked drastically different, but funny none the less. I don't see myself in these at all. Here is Pam Demic reface with my idol Amy Winehouse.

And on Cosmo as a plus size model!!!! 

If I don't watch the cider doughnuts and pumpkin pie... this just may be me soon. I once was going to do a reface with myself and both of the Mr and Mrs Dump....even though Halloween is coming, I didn't want to have nightmares for the rest of the season and well into next year.

TODAYS CHUCKLE

 

Did I ever tell you of my fantasy with the Hemsworth brothers?

Me....coming out of the pandemic, meeting every man.....

Being Pride Month, I have told you I always knew I was gay and was lifted out of a pool of glitter. But did I ever show you the ultrasound picture of me in the womb my mother had?

Don't let it be said I never shared any of my drinking secrets with you all, like how to not pay for drinks....

And I could resist. I must admit to having a guilty pleasure on my phone with the Re-Face app the Lad told me about. The other night I was playing around with hair studio, and it put this on style on my face. And I have to say, I didn't hate it, rather loved it.... thought mother would have a fit if I went green. Hmmmmmm......

TODAYS CHUCKLE

Well, looks like Rona will be staying for a little more time. Stay safe and mask up bitches!

I always love seeing this.....

I thought of Anne Marie. She hasn't met a bra yet she liked.

A friend of mine sent me this after I suggested making a doctor appointment for worrying about not breathing. With friends like I have, who needs an enema.

For me...its soon to be 9 months. I may have to break the glass!!!!!!!

While walking in Doylestown for my walk...many places actually have these up! I will say we and New Hope calls it as we sees it!!!!

And I saw this. As a PSA to my sis's Bianca Del Rio, Farah Moan, Trinity,  Gottmick, Shea Coulee, Sharon Needles, Detox, Amanda, Baga Chips and just for good measure Cher and Dolly Parton....for your own safety get the Pfizer vaccine please!!!!! Even better, don't get either one.

I can be a shady bitch.

CHUCKLES

Looks like another week has come to an end. I was very happy at all I got done this week too. 

I had a doctors appointment the other day and he had the gall to ask if I've been exercising.

And Alexa is no help either. You try to exercise and all she does is enable me. 

*Hat tip to Anne Marie for sending this one to me. Isn't she swell?

Went to the market and got my luncheon meat for the week.

And there was even some good news.

I even showed off a little and bragged.

But I will always have friends who pick on me because Im an old soul and tend to live in the past..so my answer to that?

And copious amounts of gin help too!

Happy Friday!!!

THEY HAD IT COMING

What a weekend!!!! I'm happy to say that the Mistress was happy and I'm still rather wiped out ...and vegged. MM#1 Fan texted. I told him this was the same feeling of a good round of hot, satisfying sex. I'm still laying here enjoying and basking in the after glow. Anyone got a cig???  How about Saturday's , yet another blunder,  from Trump's team, who prepared for a news conference to talk about voter fraud (despite the fact there’s no evidence to support it) and their plans to file additional law suits. Instead of the presser being at the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia, where Trump initially tweeted it would be held, it was actually held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a landscaping company situated under the interstate, next to an adult bookstore, and across from a crematorium. I mean, the jokes just keep themselves coming. No pun intended. I just wonder how many went to the glory holes after???? So today I only offer some funnies and a few surprises I got from readers. And thanks to SickoRicko who I blatantly swiped some memes from.

I have to be honest...I did take a nice ride on Friday since the weather was nice out.

 I even wore my hat!

How I felt at the beginning of the election.....

And after.....what a battle!!!!!

My correspondent out in the field,  Mahogany Empress sent this in from the festivities in Philly Saturday night.

Looks like Melania is already making a break for it....

This just MIGHT be the last group photo of trump and his inner sanctum.

Reader, Boy Morgan from Chicago sent his feelings to trump very clearly.

And now it's my privilege to bring you the houseboys who have their own message to trump in a fun musical number they did just for him. Aren't they the best?

 

I'll drink it that!