MURDERESS STRIKES AGAIN

I'm happy to report that the little murderess while I was on holiday, got two field mice, and I understand consumed them. Otherwise, was good as gold.  At least till my first night back. While sitting in the back garden one night, I saw something of considerable size walking the garden, but before I could start rounding her up, Sophia saw it and was off after it. I got to her with the fear of my voice, and thank heavens...it was a juvenile possum and it was playing dead on it's side. Once in the house I went back out and it was gone. Whew. They really do play dead. But she did get a new toy from Provincetown to keep her occupied. She takes it everywhere so far till she tires of it.

And lately she has been napping very un-lady like.

I'm not sure where she learns laying spread eagled.

MOOD BOARD

This first picture about sums up the weekend around here! What with being gone for around three weeks in amongst other events, and playing catch up with everything since being back, this weekend was spent relaxing, and with the beach No'easter, rain and dank were here all weekend. You know what I did? Absolutely nothing! I have been in the throes of a huge marathon of a favorite Brit mystery show, Foyle's War. I loved that show years ago. And with exception to baking some homemade bread and stuffed peppers I did nothing! Hell, cards on the table, lived in my briefs all weekend! Now I did break once in a while to get caught up also on the first three episodes of American Horror Story, who appears to have finally gotten their mojo back after a very disastrous last several seasons. I didn't even watch it last season. The acting is top notch again, swanky sets, slick plot twist, and favorite actors are back, with Jessica Lange, Evan Walker, Frances Conroy, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, and John Waters, who's downright creepy, among many others with the addition of Joey Pollari. Who may or may not have given me all kinds of naughty fantasies of he and I in all kinds of dirty comprising positions. So there was that.

Im Memoriam...Leslie Parrish

 I'm ready to knock boots with Nickolas!

Have a good Monday and week all!

FROM THE CANDY SHOP

Our eye candy this week believe it or is not South American, but this guy still gets your Mistress's kitty purring and into overdrive! Meet Hazel! I have long been obsessed over this guy. I love a good mop top on a guy and a good mischievous look. And yes, He's tall, at 6' 4" handsome, sexy, curly haired, and seems quite confident with a lot to show off, and considering my obsession with him I'm surprised he wasn't offered in the Candy Shop before this!  Hazel Hoffman, whose looks and perfect well-sculpted body ignites a room when he enters, or suggest he may be a naughty young God from Olympus. But trust me he is very real and far more than a gorgeous guy who takes a great photo. He transfers his photogenic qualities to "artistic films" and really knows how to put on a show. No wonder he broke out after For The Love of DILF'S. And not to mention this deliciousness hails from Middletown, where his family still lives... a hop, skip, and jump from the Casa du Borghese! Place orders while supplies last. Next time in town Hazel give me a giggle.

And my dedication song that goes out to Hazel!

THE HAT

 So in the meantime, we all know summer has ended, which is by far my favorite season. I mean, warm weather, sunny skies, summer gardens, sand, sea, half naked men, white jeans and short shorts....and THE HATS! Here at the Casa du Borghese, the houseboys and I love us a good hat!

And the Mistress loves a good huge hat, set of high heels, white jeans and cock-a-tail of course!

I too swear to be back to regular programing, or you can horse whip me. Ohhhhhh.

Now as is tradition as it is every year...the summertime sadness.