MOOD BOARD

 

I think I recovered from the fact that it is Monday again. Maybe working 10 hour days and having a four-day work week is the ticket!? A option for me yes...but that's a long day. This weekend whiz by as they all do. I made quick escape to New Hope after work on Friday, for the weekend with the Capital Street Duo, to visit with some old friends and familiar town folk I knew. It was a glorious weekend filled with friends, a little shopping, too much food, and more than a few libations and one pool day. God do I miss that area. The Lumbersexual even met us one night. Of course, him living over in my old apartment, 15 minutes away... I thought it best he stayed at the hotel in my room since he'd had a few libations...better safe than sorry. Yes....it was the best decision for all involved, wink!

 

What I wouldn't give for a ride on that raft right now. Oh well... onward to Monday.

Let's all have a good week!

MONDAY!!!!!!!

 

Same.

PORTRAITS

 

There's a Meeting in the Lady's Room

Darlene Mitchell

MCCONNELL RESURFACES!!!!

After weeks of speculation that his unexplained hospital stay signaled a serious health decline, Mitch McConnell, now known as Mitzy, stunned reporters by emerging looking decades younger, radiant, almost glamorous, and sporting what onlookers unanimously agreed was an absolutely flawless gender-affirming procedure.

Upon being informed that Senator Lindsay Graham had passed away during her hospitalization, McConnell reportedly glanced down admiringly and replied, " It's a shame he had to miss these fantastic puppies."

Meanwhile Hegseth is inquiring where the cocktail wiener sized cock went too.