What happens when you have two small balls in your hand?
A republican's man's undivided attention!
Did I tell you that the other day I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy? Yes. I was arrested for assault. And when I got out, I had a skuttle and punched a black guy. Then I got arrested for impersonating a police officer!
I was thinking, maybe we should stop calling the planet Earth. And start calling it unborn baby. Then maybe the republicans would want to save it. Ah Huh!
Do you know what the difference between stress, tension and panic in a republican male is?
Well, stress is when the wife is pregnant, tension is when the mistress is pregnant, and panic is when they're both pregnant at the same time! Yep, I said it.
Meanwhile I was talking to some former altar boys the other day. They said to me Mistress, eating broccoli as a child is like anal sex. If your forced to have it as a child, you don't want it as an adult.
You know they say penis size is related to shoe size. It got me to thinking being fucked by a clown could be very terrifying.
And thinking of Joe Manchin the other day, it got me to thinking why they don't solve more murders in West Virgina. I guess it's because all the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Do you know what you call a republican man with half a brain?
Do you know what a woke liberals favorite drink is?
Don't take it personally...I make fun of everyone.
The other night my banana said to my vibrator, why are you shaking? He's going to eat me.
And finally, I went into a Starbucks the other day...