Monday, August 20, 2018

POPPING A TENT

If you think for one minute dears, I do a tent, I'll tell you another. Hi everybody it's the Mistress back from a lovely, semi relaxing, half debauchery, and all frolic weekend at the swell little spigot of land in the Pocono Mountains  at the Woods Campground. 
The weather held out pretty well too with just one shower Friday night.  I didn't even need my fur chubby or a bear to keep me warm either, as it was very warm up there at night, which is not usually the case. Isn't this pond lovely? I had two near misses falling in trying to get these pictures.
Like I said the Mistress doesn't fool around with a tent. Do I look like a beat my laundry on rocks? No, we stay at my dear, very old, old, and I do mean old friend, Winfred's site with he and his boyfriend. I need room to make all this magic happen. My good friend Roberta Hijinks went with me, for the Gin Tour. And he's crazier then me!
The main cabin...and the little pop up I'm in. I adore that little thing!
We were catty corner to all the local hangouts too which was nice.
If one gets lost to their next town ...no worries...it's all here for you to find out how far.
There was plenty of flora and faun and aviary and such for me to take in. I did canoe  on the lake and walked the hidden trails....I felt like some kind of Green Goddess when we came out of the woods.

For Debs!
I can be a cheeky bitch at times.
At another of my friends who have a site there...take a gander at these lovely trees.
Yes....all empty Sky Vodka, and Blue Coat gin bottles. I myself did contribute one or two gin bottles. They light up at night.  Of course they weren't the only things lit. Look at these bears.
Speaking of bears, the guy I met at the Raven was here also, with yet another huge hat. I may have to make him my official milliner.
And of course I did say this was glamping, so you know there were some queens there besides myself... and there is always time for a cock-a-tail.
Hedi Ho and Aurora Borleis. Bitches after a cherry!

And Lavish DuJour fell completely out the sloppy drunk. Of course besides drag, There were other activities since it was, after all, Frat Weekend, like swimming,  a dunken tank, beer pong, naked Twister, and a wet tee shirt, underwear and best ass contest. I came in third in the wet underwear contest. And you haven't lived till you played Naked Twister I tell you. I saw things hanging on people I didn't know were there.
But the highlight after the shows was the dancing where Roberta and I danced for over two hours. The dogs were barking I tell you. And I know you will be shocked to hear I did kick my legs up. I managed to flip the hammock only twice.
But after so much dancing and a few gin and tonics and some debauchery, I hit the wall and headed back to the site  around 2:30am to relax and build a fire. It may shock you, but the Mistress can build a hell of a fire. It's a miracle the gusto the flames get quickly from me blowing my gin infused breath on the flames.
Very relaxing indeed. I think next year I'll take Duchess Deedles.

MONDAY TEARS....

…..but not because of anything bad....it's just the Monday blues as usual. How bad can it be...it will only be a two day work week. This weekend was a lovely time at the Woods Campground, more later, but I brought back these lovely sunflowers from a field...they did brighten the Monday morning....
Speaking of No Tears Left to Cry... we may also need a peppy ditty today.I'm by no means a huge fan of Ariana Grande, but I will say this may be the only song by her I like, and if you think I would knock her out to get that dress she wears in the hallway, you'd be correct.

Thursday, August 16, 2018

OFF GLAMPING

Yes dear ones....the Mistress is heading up to the Pocono Mountains for the weekend to dear friend Winfred's campsite at the lovely, if not scenic Woods Campground with renowned views and then some.... for the weekend for some fun and frolic. It's glamping...don't knock it till you try it.   

Where the bears are friendly...….
And the boys, like Eddie Cibrian here are randy....
I'll be back next week..... briefly, before heading out for another whirlwind... to Provonce- town, a brief stint in Rehoboth, and finally off to Costa Rica.....

See ya Monday!

GROCERY SHOPPING

Meanwhile stopped at the grocery to pick up a few things, and came across this in the cleaning aisle...
Oh my...CLEAN UP ...AISLE 14!!! 
Have you ever left the store with more then you intended!?!?!
Oh dear.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

GRANDE DAME

It's Lola LeCroix bitches.

Lola LeCroix IS ONE FIRECE queen to see if your in Pennsylvania. Lola is a drag quee, entertainer, hostess and promoter from the city of champions - Pittsburgh, Pa.  LeCroix is known for her over the top,high energy shows, quick wit, and hosting skills along with her ultra glamorous looks and bubbling personality. Lola currently promotes and hosts the largest show in the Pittsburgh area called VAIN. The VAIN stage has hosted many of the hottest names in LGBT entertainment from VH1's RuPaul's Drag Race. LeCroix has also hosted VAIN in Cleveland, Ohio and Denver, Colorado.  Having performed all over the globe over the last 8 years, Lola LeCroix is certainly no stranger to the entertainment business as one of the top drag performers in the state and her style will have you gagging, not to mention what an adorable guy he is!!! 

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Let's all wish a very Happy Birthday to my drag role model and favorite queen Lady Bunny!!!!!

We're not sure who the dear old cow paid off, or blew, but she was born today in 1962!?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DIRTY BITCH!!!

Monday, August 13, 2018

HARD AS ROCK


I know it's Monday, but get your mind out of the gutters so soon!

 I could only sit still so long, before I thought of going on a walk about in New Hope as the weather got nice and sunny. In New Hope, you never know where one may end up. On the main street into New Hope,  is a great statuary place that is owned by the once mayor of town. I haven't been in a while. Last time in I bought a huge wrought iron fence piece to be re-purposed as a head board for a clients bed. A crafty queen I can be. I decided to take a peek and see what was in there currently. Some pretty interesting things These penguins above immediately reminded me of our dear Travel Penguin.

I love these pineapples...One of these would be great in a kitchen.
I love gargoyles. I have a small one from here on my bedroom window sill outside to ward of evil spirits. It seems to work.
How very Zen...…..
I later found myself across the bridge at a favorite place to enjoy a gin and tonic, The Boat House. I love the place. It's hidden, quiet and off the beaten path from tourist. Irenea the hostess was there and looking at my pictures I took, and we discussed some of the pieces.
"Oh Hermes. quite a mischievous one." she said. Surely she didn't mean me when she gave me a odd look.

Hermes.
Me, not to be confused with Hermes. 
I feel more butch in a ball cap then then a winged hat.
Happy Monday All!
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