Thursday, February 28, 2019

QUELLE SEMAINE

Well, the Mistress is back and the dust is settling down.....but yours truly is exhausted.
 It was nice to see Miss Moorecock was able to entertain, and do something for a change. Currently the Mistress is going to need a nice long lounge and some time to catch up lamchops.
I'll return soon...or later. And in the meantime....

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

UNDERCOVER

Well, don't blame me, blame Daniel, who commented the other day about rifling through the Mistress's things. I thought we'd take a peak in his dainties drawers. As one can see here his Joan Crawford side shines..... three drawers of underwear!!!

Blacks and whites.
Greys and blues.
And multi colors.
Now, don't get me wrong, the Mistress can fill out a pair of underwear nicely, but doesn't anyone think it odd for someone who owns this many...never wears them? I spared you the other underwear drawer, and you don't even want to see the square cut trunks drawer. Anywho kids, it's been fun...but now Ming Crystal and my sisters, Isuki and Ivana Moorecock are all off to the Republic of Seychelles for a vacation...Mistress approved of course. It's about time too, I forget what one was!!!!

See ya around the Casa, if I still have a job when I get back.

Sunday, February 24, 2019

YOUR FORTUNE TOLD

What a surprise! 
Yes, the Mandarin , exotic beauty is back...


rhinestones and all...
Why yes, if you guessed the fabulous Ming Crystal, the official Casa du Borghese Astrologer, you were right!
Imagine my surprise when the gong went off and one of the houseboys announced she was here. She stopped in for a few days with my half sister, Isuki Moorecock, for a rest and relaxation...won't the Mistress be upset. Ming has agreed to take your pressing questions, and answer them right here for you, god knows, I need a drink and fag break. In the meantime, their going to show me how to cook Won Hung lo and Chow Fun recipes.

So go ahead, let Ming handle your pressing dilemma or question du jour.

Saturday, February 23, 2019

GLORY HOLE

Came across this video of Ginger Minj eating gummi bears, but it could also be the Mistress at the glory hole, if you ever wondered.
Im going to be in so much trouble when she's back.

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

WORLD FAMOUS PUSS

Unless you have been living under a rock, you have certainly heard by now the designer Karl Lagerfeld passed away. I was just informed by the Mistress that he has switched to black attire now for the next week. Being the Mistress's Social Director,  I thought I should research more about who the designer was. But I have since put all that aside, as I was shocked to see he had, no doubt probably, the most famous pussy in the world...did you know that? Lagerfeld, whose personal life and human relationships have always been a bit of a mystery, absolutely loved and adored Choupette, and his affection for her was well documented. She literally went everywhere he did.
Im here to tell you, this cat has it made! Like her master, Choupette has been living an incredibly glamorous lifestyle that seems befitting of her stature and taste (her diet alone sounds downright marvelous). Lagerfeld explained  that the cat is looked after by several maids and that she possesses a kind of magical aura. “Even if she sleeps, she doesn’t want to be alone. She’s like a chic lady, like a kept woman with her personal maid,”  the  designer had said. Additionally, he informed The Cut in 2015 that Choupette had earned $3.18 million in the previous year for endorsing German and Japanese products.  In addition, to grooming services and lavish diets, Choupette has  a walking daily at 6.30am, and is brushed (the first of six times a day) and her eyes cleaned using Ocryl. Disappointingly, she is not vegan, and instead subsists on Hill’s Science Plan and carbon-filtered water. Her day-to-day life involves a bodyguard, a personal chef and two maids, and, when possible, she practices cat yoga. Has her own office and has even done photo shoots and an art exhibit. According to Vogue Paris, her treat is dipping her nose in Lagerfeld’s butter, or cappuccino crรจme.

When traveling by plane, yes I said plane, she apparently is not fond of seat belts.
Beautiful relaxation corner.
Her own wheels!!! 
The question of who will assume responsibility of this in-demand feline is therefore not just a sentimental one, but a financial one. How is Choupette coping in the wake of her owner’s death? We contacted a Chanel representative, but as of press time we have not received a response. However, it’s safe to say that since the fashion legend seems to have been almost universally beloved by the models, designers, business associates and celebrity fans with whom he interacted, Choupette will be taken in by a doting new owner soon enough. No one would let anything happen to Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, especially given her considerable net worth. I even told Chanel, she'd be a excellent addition to the Casa du Borghese.

But is case you missed the point of the blog, as the Mistress Social Director, this cat is treated better then me!!!!!! Where's my filet mignon? My plane? My pampering services? I have no fringe benefits here. And if one of you say,  you get to drink copious amounts of free gin and see the mistress's big junk swinging in his nakedness, I'll throw this here stapler at your head.... and possibly the daily planner...Naomi Campbell hasn't anything over my aiming abilities. This is more what I get...
But I'm not bitter.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

WHAT I DO, COCO WOULD HAVE HATED

With the Mistress still away, I know he would have done a post on the passing of Karl Lagerfeld, being in a fashion related field. As Social Director around here, I know the Mistress well and this quote of Lagerfeld should sum it up.

"Sweatpants are a sign of defeat, you've given up. You lost control of your life, so you bought some sweatpants."

As you may be aware the Mistress feels the same about sweats.....and Crocs. Farewell Lagerfeld....giver of the rudest quotes.

Friday, February 15, 2019

AN INTERLUDE

Before you get all excited and think my hunky neighbor was back and we went at it, I hate to break your heart, and mine, but it's not about that!!! This is more about the music I love to listen to once I'm home at night with a nice drink. I don't always listen to classical at night. My first love is actually dance or deep lounge music.. Here is a gem to listen too while you work from another screen.....

After last night's Lust Glow Party, and work today, I'm off for a three day weekend, and what with an out of town visit, a social event and two shows, and work getting busy with a small renovation of sorts...the Mistress is taking a interlude. I hope to be back soon, or later.

Tootles for now
๐Ÿ’‹

Thursday, February 14, 2019

FOR MY VALENTINES

๐Ÿ’—HAPPY VALENTINES DAY๐Ÿ’—

Yes today is the day of love, so I wish you all my sweets a day filled with happiness and love! This here is the window at work I did for Valentines. It took about two days just to tie all those little ribbons, to form the heart.....one for each of my lovers!!!! JUST KIDDING!!! or AM I?

Rose's are red,
Voilets, are blue,
I adore you all, 
As much as my gin!!!!!


See cheesy right!?! 
Oh well, I hope you all are finding just one little small way to enjoy the day. We don't really need a reason to tell those close to us we love them, whether they be spouses, friends, concubines, side pieces, or our those we date....  but it's nice to have a smig of a ritual just for giggles, it be a shared scoop of ice cream, a quick little poem or a body smeared in Redi-Whip!!!

Happy Heart Day to you๐Ÿ’˜….my Valentine's

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

FOR MY SWEETS

I had a pleasant surprise tonight after I was home. I heard a rap tap tap, at the door while I was sitting dressed very casually in my parlor. I very seldom get impromptu guest showing up. Upon answering the door it was my good neighbor who lives to the corner of my place. Bricson, who you may recall , is the guy I met during one of our huge snow storms we had last year. A straight, handsome blond, hipster, weed smoking, lumberjack, who was a transplant from Denver. When we lost power, I went out to clean the car and that's when we met. He said his place was freezing. Well, with the amount of candles I burn any given night, which looks of a seance... I told him to come over if he wanted...my bijoux apartment was warm and I have liquor!!! My other neighbor Deb said you don't even know him. I said listen, I know men, I've made them my life's work dear...I'm pretty sure he is straight. He actually showed up...and with weed! I don't normally smoke it, but I didn't want to be rude, you know, hostess and all.  We hit off, and hung out most of the night and got to know each other. What's cool is even though he mostly identifies as straight and I gay, it's like no labels with us, and we seem to have a close, unspoken bond...which is refreshing. So tonight he stopped by with a treat, besides the extremely tight jeans, from one of my favorite bakeries in New York...Zaros. 
We was up there doing work the last couple days in Central Park on a project, as he works for a Tree and Horticultural Service, and remembered the name of the bakery. He showed up tonight with a little something for my sweet tooth.
It was quite a surprise. Something so simple, and made me feel happy, made my day, and gave me a fond memory of when you used to get those little surprises at Valentines like when we were in school. I was tickled. When he left I gave him a huge hug, and even gave him a kiss on the cheek!!! Didn't even flinch.

It's refreshing to have this bond. We don't even see each other very regularly. We get together maybe twice a month over drinks.... But his inquisitive side I must admit is sexy...….

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

PORTRAIT OF A QUEEN

Let's have one last look at the stunning queen of season 11 of Drag Race  in their individual style. To see my original post and prediction go here.
Ariel Versace

Shuga Cain

Honey Davenport

Nina West

Silky Ganache

A’keria C. Davenport

Scarlett Envy

Mercedes Iman Diamond

Brooke Lynn Hytes

Soju

Miss Vanessa Vaannngie Mateo 

Plastique Tiara 

Kahanna Montrese

Ra’jah Davenport. O’Hara

Yvie Oddly

Monday, February 11, 2019

CONVERSATION HEARTS

While I do enjoy those cute little candy hearts, it's been a couple years since I have had any. I have fond memories of them from grade school, when we would have our little Valentine's Party. All us kids would be able to go take down our handmade decorated folder from the wall, in which the week prior, it would get filled with little valentines from the other kids, and some would even put the little hearts in their envelope. But have you ever heard the story behind them?
The story of conversation hearts began in 1847, when a Boston pharmacist named Oliver Chase longed for a way to get in on the apothecary lozenge craze. Lozenges were quickly gaining steam as the medicine conveyance of choice, and were also popular remedies for sore throats and bad breath. But making lozenges was complicated and time-consuming—the process involved a mortar and pestle, kneading dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into discs that would eventually become lozenges.
There had to be a better way, and Oliver came up with it. Inspired by the new wave of gadgets and tools that hit America as it industrialized, he invented a machine that rolled lozenge dough and pressed wafers into perfect discs. Oliver had inadvertently created America’s first candy-making machine, and before long, he had abandoned his pharmacy business to crank out miles of what would become New England Confectionery Company ,NECCO wafers.
Legend has it that Oliver’s NECCO wafers were carried by Civil War soldiers, and some speculate that the tradition of sending loving greetings to the troops morphed into the conversation heart, but those claims are hard to verify. What is clear is that as Oliver built his candy empire, his brother Daniel decided he wanted a piece of the action. Inspired by the growing market for Valentine’s cards, Daniel wondered if it would be possible to print sentimental messages on candy. In 1866, he figured out a way to print words on candy with vegetable dye during the cutting process.People loved conversation candies (they weren’t available in heart shapes until 1902 though, and their witty messages, which could stoke the flames of love or warn off flaky suitors.
Over the years, conversation hearts lost size, but gained many more phrases. NECCO estimates that it made nearly 100,000 pounds of the hearts each day throughout the year in preparation for Valentine’s Day. The oldest candy company Necco got bought out just recently, so it's the first time since the early 1900's there were no original candy hearts, as the new company didn't have the time to produce the quantities. But next year there will be back, since they also purchased the recipe for them. 

I still remember my first crush.There was one cute boy named Ian that was with me all through grade school.  I always looked forward to his Valentine
 I was always hoping for a little heart that said marry me...or at least do me...but alas...it never showed up.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

I LOVE A GOOD CAT FIGHT


I have always been a huge Batman fan. I have never read the comics to be honest, but any tv series and movie, I have loved. So it only be fitting that I have enjoy Gotham, now in it's finally season and only 8 episodes left. At first I was leery when I heard of the show coming on. But what a surprisingly excellent show it has been. It's been great to see the villains become who they are. All the actors did stunning performances in their parts. The actors playing Barbara Keen, Harley Quinn and Jeremiah Valeska, AKA Joker, and the Riddler, have totally stolen the scenes they were in. Played respectfully by, Erin Richards,Francesca Root-Dodson. Cameron Monaghan, and Cory Micheal Smith. They were played out with such crazed gusto. Another one of my favorite parts this season has been watching  Camren Bicondova as the emerging Catwoman. She has been a treat to watch develop. The whole series really, she has been very good, and brought a formidable job to the Catwoman part. This season with  Harley Quinn finally in place I have enjoyed watching not only Selina's tormented relationship with her, but also Ivy.

.I love this scene! It looks like their friendship transitioning to another level. They have a different type of relationship now. They respect each other, but their morals and beliefs are so different now, that they can no longer be friends. The fact that Ivy was literally going to kill Selina, it shows us the tension between them is so great, their relationship will forever be tainted. The only thing about the show ending, as we are building up all the Sirens, we will now will never get to see more of that excitement.
Gotham has been one of those show that surprised the hell out of me. I'll  miss this level of a very well acted ensemble cast.

WHEN IN NEW HOPE

It's a busy time coming up! Love is in the air!!!  I guess I can break hibernation for at least a week.

Can't wait to see the shirtless glow action.


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