Wednesday, August 12, 2020

YOUTH PASTOR


I always get some emails for some asking for more personal stories,  because when I do post them, you seem to like them, and I mean to, but never get around to it. So you can thank Sixpense for this gem. He had a whole post the other day you can read here where he talked about those in the LGBTQ community who work for or in homophobic organizations or religions. Yes, I don't get in either, it boggles the mind. His point was I believe many will bitch and complain about the homophobic sentiments and the evil personalities that work there,  and host the spread of even more hate, and yet, they still are there working along side this hate or when they are found out and fired for being gay, their angry. But what did they expect when they are sleeping with the enemy along? And how can one work for any company or religion if they are against a whole lifestyle that your a part of????  But what may surprise you even more was your Mistress dated a youth pastor once!!!!! Tis  true lambchops!!!! I think I just heard a handful of drinking glasses hit the floor.
Why couldn't the youth pastor have been Joel Birkin? I would have gladly said my hail marys then!

Picture it, It all started on a balmy summer night in the summer back in 1999. I and a good friend used to road trip to clubs and it was on one of those excursions to the backwoods of Hagerstown,  Md to the The Lodge that I met youth pastor.  Half way through the night we both met guys and had a jolly time. Turns out the guys we met were both good friends of each other. After that night we agreed to see each other again. Before the next meeting, Youth Pastor and I talked many times over the phone, which was where I learned he was a youth pastor. I was taken aback a bit, but I though, well he is still a gay man. And sooooo adorable.  We got together twice when he came to Harrisburg, before he finally asked me to come down for a night. So, my friend and I got a room in the Hagerstown area,  and all went out for a good time. Somewhere in the night, something happened that my friend and his suitor backfired and they called it quits. Youth pastor was like, "Looks like I made the better choice." Later in the week when my friend's suitor called to find out how my friend was doing,  we had a long conversation, where he told he of youth pastor's strict Catholic church where he was member, his love for God, and him being a prude. He also told me on a number of occasions members of the church questioned his sexuality and yet he still remained with the church. I couldn't figure it out either, and this was new territory for me. And if he didn't like want to come clean with being gay, why was he perusing me? Well, later that week he called and invited me to his house to stay the weekend...pay dirt.... and we'd go out to dinner and then meet friends at the Lodge to go dancing. Well, the night came and went, and later at his house I was in the bathroom freshin' up and such, put on the best fitting sport briefs in white, and made sure the cock was positioned just right...this trap was being set correctly damn it. After all, this guy was very cute, I can't lie.  Once in bed I wrapped a arm over him and made sure the goods were pressed hard into his legs, even grabbed his hard cock... but what I was met with was did I thank the Lord for all I had, and now is a time to relax and slumber. WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK WAS THIS!!!!!! This, this had never happened to me before. So, I thought ok. Plan B. When the morning sun fills the house, and we get up, and he sees my ass in underwear...y'all seen that ass, that will seal the deal for sure. Well Plan B came and went and was yet another failure. I could tell he was struggling with trying to not touch or cup anything, but was met with "Do you think it's appropriate to be walking around so scantly clad, advertising like that in my house?" I think I even took his hand and put in on my cock and said live a little!!!! Well, we went to lunch with his good friends and the one who dated my friend. He asked if we got anywhere, to which I said no. His girl- friend said how nice it was to meet me and the youth pastor just can't stopping taking about me. Really? Now I'm really confused. That night before going back to Harrisburg, I tried again and was told I had to keep my carinal actions under check. Well, that was it! Next weekend when I went down, I got a room and then went to meet him out. He was sort of cold too. I was dancing with his friend, and his friend. Later Youth pastor said I was being rude and ignoring him. But all he did was sit like a bump on the log. I  said well maybe you could act like your interested in me and maybe we will talk. I of course knew I was checked out already, and his good friend and pal were at the bar...we were all drunk. He told me he always thought I was sexy with a nice ass and they were always looking for a third!!! Well that was that!!!! When I was leaving, youth pastors girl friend said, Hey, you came here to be with Charlie!!! I said yes, yes I did. But since he doesn't know what to do with this, I'm leaving with them! Tootles. And that was that. Never heard from him again. My goodness, could you imagine what he would have said if he knew I did drag??? But not all was done. In the weeks going there,  I also befriended one of the Lodges grande dames Stephanie Micheals...so I ended up going back several times to do drag shows.   I have no idea if youth pastor even knew it was me. But it was the first place I did my rendition of Hanky Panky..how prefect!
Not the youth pastor, otherwise things may have panned how different!!!!!!

This was also not that last conservative wacko I dated. Some of you may remember J from after my split up with the ex. He too was very religious, and a gasp, republican!!!!! Yep he voted for who know you!!!!  He was brought up very conservative, was married and had a son. I met him when he divorced when he realized he liked men. We saw each other off and on because he lived in Harrisburg and I was down here in Philly. He was downright daddy handsome, and the sex was scorching,  but over time he wanted the whole kit and caboodle. But he also had issues with drag, definitely not comfortable in his gay skin at this point, and was bothered if people thought he was gay. One had to watch how gay they acted in public.  Yeah that wasn't happening, after all, I just came out of a ten year relationship. I felt bad, he was really a nice guy, but couldn't make a decision to save his soul and would never, ever shut up. but luckily he is now happily partnered.  And certainly god knows, I was not about to play step mummy. But he has said because of spending time with me and talking, I did open up his eyes to a lot, and he is now more comfortable in the lifestyle. We still talk, he loves the Mistress now and even queens out. You may remember him from this post. Don't let the post scare you. It seems like a lot of men I was dating, but after all, with me, it's not about the men in my life, it's the life in my men. So that's my foray into the religious side of gay men.

Blogging will resume sometime next week.....
...headin' up to the mountains for some glamping, hiking, communing  and convalescing with nature. Maybe even some clowning with a jig or two....
Peace Bitches!
💋

38 comments:

  1. Yes, I too love these personal posts. I can't blame you for running fast and you got a two for one in the end. No pun intended!!!! Your pervious post had me blushing...and laughing. Your wound up this week again I see.

    Have a good time away to think and unwind...but not to long, I miss you when your gone.

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  2. If he'd seen you on your knees and your praying technique, but I bet he would have changed his tune right quick. Seems you dodged two bullets.

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  3. Jesus joseph and MARY!!!! I don't think you even ever told me that story. Be he was trying to chase the devil out of Miss Jones?!? I do remember J though. He was HOT! Just so much confusion.

    Have a blast! I driving out to spend time with family back in Kansas. This sure as been a quiet summer for the clan.

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  4. Leave it to you to go in with a youth pastor, and come out having a threesome!!! But he probably got word from the Vatican themselves that the Mistress of Evil was was infuriating the Catholic church!!!!

    I see you've update your technology to a new model too!

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  5. This was an excellent read!!!

    This is what attracted me to blogs in the first place. It seems every where you turn, it's racism, trump, politics, covid, mask, current events, being woke, celebrity news, stock market, vote, etc etc etc. At every turn. I already know all that. I watch the news I don't need it on every platform. It's burn out. My blog list has dwindled because it. So I thoroughly enjoyed this post. I want this and want to get to know other people from around the country and world. I like the personal shares and stories and interests. We need a place to rest and that why I like coming here. But I am relieved you don't end up a pastors wife. I don't gather that would have went over to well!!!! LOL.

    Have a good time little philly.

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    1. I absolutely second your emotion, John Hellham! The Mistress is the IT girl of the blog world!

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    2. @john & steve = snowflakes! ignorance IS NOT bliss!

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    3. I agree too. This is one of a few blogs I get a good dose of laughs and respite from the news of the world.Im a news junkie, so this helps. I can't take it 24/7 though. Then it's back to reality.

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    4. I don't know if I should take snowflake as offensive or not. I think my comment was misconstrued. It's not that I don't care, I care greatly and watch many news sources, and news sites. I think Agnes knows what I mean. Blogs are my escape but for a few MINUTES break to see or read something pleasant, or get a chuckle like on this blog. My time is split between running a farm and other time is spent with the Lancaster County Democrat's in field operations helping with elections and campaigning for democrats...so yes...it's nice to read something other then current events at every turn. I can't speak for steve. though.

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  6. He probably had a vision that showed him burning in hell for his transgressions. How else can you explain not going for the goods when they were served up on a golden platter? Dumb fuck!

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  7. That was an excellent story and a fun little glimpse into your dating life. And I agree with Huntley. I mean come on man, he must have either been blind or completely crazy to pass up THAT ASS!!! At least J knew what he wanted!!!!

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  8. im only surprised you didn't bring down the whole catholic church.

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  9. And that's just how I picture you glamping too, popping out of an airstream!!!

    The story also makes me feel sorry for the youth pastor in many ways, but at least you had something good come out of the story!!!! I wonder if he is still a pastor, or if he ever came to his senses?? And did you ever reveal yourself at the drag shows that it was you?

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  10. I loved hearing this. And the "and made sure the cock was positioned just right...this trap was being set correctly damn it. " had me rolling!!! Your like a Venus Fly Trap!!!!! I assume he knew you left him for his friend and the other dude. Wonder what he thought of that?

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  11. Another colorful piece to the puzzle. I know I too wouldn't have had time for that non-sense. I could never understand the gays that work in or for a homophobic company or religion. Then when it backfires, they want to be greeted by the community with open arms.

    BTW- loved you Covid sex pamphlet. That will come in handy!

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  12. Thanks for sharing this story. I don’t think I would have lasted as long as you with Youth Pastor. Such a sad ay to live. We’ve had friends at times who were so uncomfortable in their own skins. We tried to help but when they passed their shame onto us, we didn’t stick around very long. We did what we could. I never dated a Republican... But I didn’t date very much. When Sg was traveling on business once I took myself to Palm Springs for a weekend. A really handsome guy (Hollywood handsome) eyes me for a while, started talking to me and theN clearly coming p on to me. I was flattered. Then another guest walked by and this guy told me he hated effeminate men. I told him exactly what I thought, politely but clearly, and that was the end of that.

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  13. Oh, dear... Someone didn't realise what he'd got til it'd gone, I think.
    Thank you for sharing, Maddie ;)

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  14. Good heavens!
    Religious people can sometimes be too much work.
    Sx

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  15. Ohhhh Gurrrlll
    I loved this story! Now I wanna know more.
    I can only imagine the confusion with this guy sending all those mixed signals. Religion fucks up many a man (and woman) and renders them absolutely unsuitable to have a relationship. As for the handsome daddy, I feel you. Been there. Done them. *sigh*

    Have fun glamping! And come back and tell us another story!

    XOXO

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  16. Forgive me, Maddie, for I have sinned.
    I love this post, dear. So intimate. So you. And interestingly enough, I wrote about this sort of thing today too. Great minds, no? But on a more personal note, we all have stories of people like this in our lives. I feel terrible for people who live like this, but we must all find our way in the world. Luckily, I found you. Keep writing about the intimate you, my dear. I do so love when you're vulnerable. Hugs!

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  17. I will never understand gay or bi people who remain in the Repog Party. Or who attend conservative religious establishments - especially once they have realized their sexual orientation. Those organizations exist to demean and belittle. Those who remain in their clutches do nothing more than harm themselves. The Catholic Church is chock FULL of gay priests and nuns. It was and still is (IMO) a good place for them to "hide." The relationships between the priests, those between the nuns - even those between the heteros - happen all the fucking time. They have a lot of nerve telling the world it's evil. Religion itself is evil. And, Mads, don't get me started on the Party of Trump....

    Have a wonderful time. Wish I could be up there with you. We'd have such a good time lounging by the pool, hiking the beautiful trails (well, as far as I'd be able to make it), and downing cock-a-tails. Hugs!

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  18. Great story! (...would certainly be ready to confesss to anyone as hot as Joel birkin!)
    Have a great time in the mountains....already looking forward to the stories and pics to follow!

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  19. Well, get me to the church in time to say gooooood morning.

    Oh, and there are a lot of Jays out there.

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  20. Oh, Mistress. I feel your pain. It's utterly bewildering and frustrating. I can't count the number of men whose junk wouldn't even budge, despite all my efforts. I have a nice ass, too, though not as hot as yours. But to invite you to spend a weekend AT HIS HOUSE, so he could - insult you? That's just wacko wrong. Freakin weirdo.
    I enjoyed your personal share, though. Please give us some more.
    Hugs and kisses.

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  21. Girl...... I hear this is your last post? I sure hope not?!?!?!?!?!?

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  22. I really enjoy your personal stories. Hope you have a great time glamping and enjoying the outdoors!

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  23. Oh, honey... been there... done did all of that. You have stirred up some memories (and the ripest gossip). Thank you for sharing your stories. It's hard getting shut down by a fundamentalist, huh? I mean, WTF? It's a weird sort of rebuke. I remember it made me feel very insecure, like I was not good enough... that I was a bad person. Thing is... I stayed way too long. Good for you for getting out and in such grand style! Loved your escape plan. Have a lovely time... be safe and wise. And don't take no shit from NOBODY. Kizzes...

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  24. Blessings upon you.
    Have a Fab trip

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  25. I hope you have a fun trip, and "Father, may i?" borrow that houseboy for the weekend?

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  26. OOOOO this was fantastic. I will not get started on Catholics and gays; let's just say that I was brought up Catholic and that...is where I'm gonna leave it. Honestly, who invites a gay man, that he met at a gay entertainment place, to SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE SAME BED and then goes all 'Noli mi tangere' on they ass? His loss. His disappointment. His shame. And then off my Maddie goes on a threesome! Take that, CPT! (Catholic Prick Tease) You rock!

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  27. Naughty, naughty! 😉 As usual. 🔥

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  28. About a year and a half ago I was at an LGBTQ support group meeting that was somewhat dominated by the mothers of LGBTQ teens. At least they were the ones controlling the conversation, and one of the mothers was complaining how her transgender son was being shunned by both his religion and his political party. I felt like shouting out, "THEN GET A NEW RELIGION! GET A NEW POLITICAL PARTY!", but I kept quiet as I said a few other things earlier that the group hadn't liked.

    Never discount the power of socialization. If a person who is raised with a particular religious or political worldview, it can be a very difficult thing to shake off, even if it does contradict their sexual orientation or gender identity. OF course, if you meet an LGBTQ person who joins a homophobic religion or political group when they are well into adulthood, then that person is indeed someone hard to figure out.

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  29. Yours has been and remains a most colorful life! I thank you for sharing this.

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  30. What a shame Mistress you didn't bring down the catholic church...I came from a Catholic background before I met William. I don't miss it one bit. But it is a shame the one who did support the gay lifestyle do end up getting transferred out of excommunicated altogether. The youth pastor is probably miserable now. Hope you having a good time in the mountains.

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  31. Preying for Him😍

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  32. I thought you said a couple days? Are you still plucking that guitar?

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  33. Cecil says have fun glamping and want to know if skinny dipping is involved?

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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