Hahaha I AM that Bea Arthur meme. And girl, that Wrecking Ball one? So accurate. So disturbing. I wonder if when the pandemic abates I will be able to contain myself and not climb the first attractive man who looks my way like a tree.
Never heard that 'menu' one before. Result - chuckles.
BLOTUS swinging on the wrecking ball of Covid19 is scarily accurate - yet they'll STILL vote for him. Sheeesh!
Mrs What's-her-name looks like she's holding that - is it a water-pistol? - as if she's telling the postman "Look - this isn't mine!" But the divine Divine knows how to scare the Bejeesus out of anyone who DARES cross her - AND she kept her marbles right to the end whereas Mrs What's-her-name wasn't even born with any.
We still have uneducated or just plain ignorant people with no common sense here still Raybeard, what can I tell you. There's no accounting for taste with some.
I love Family Circle, so that one is priceless. If only we could do that. And Ill never get the trump one out of my head. These were all good chuckles for sure.
Lose an eye? To say nothing of the other one's head. Poor Jayne. Well, she was fucking a body builder at the time. Let's just hope the roids didn't shrink everything up down there. And just to be clear... we're talking ster, not hem. Loved the Grimace. Don't mind if I do. And the Oz. Perfect. Thanks for the laughs, hon. Hope all is well. Kizzes.
These are all so funny, but the one with Mansfield's legendary tits is a scream henny. I'll never be able to look at Grimace again with twitching now..yippppeeee. A happy meal toy idea...grimace butt plugs!!!!
ewwwwww, that dump one; BRAIN BLEACH STAT!
ReplyDeletejayne mansfield and divine and bea arthur - can't go wrong there.
Hahaha I AM that Bea Arthur meme.
ReplyDeleteAnd girl, that Wrecking Ball one? So accurate. So disturbing.
I wonder if when the pandemic abates I will be able to contain myself and not climb the first attractive man who looks my way like a tree.
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I hope Im within 2 feet of you then!!!!!!!
DeleteNekkid _____!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGrimace, say it ain't so!
Menu please. I'm dying .....
LOLOLOLOL. Needed that!
ReplyDeleteWhat Jimmy said! These are hilarious. I was going to tell you my favorite... but I think I have 11 of them. Although... Grimace!
ReplyDeleteNever heard that 'menu' one before. Result - chuckles.
ReplyDeleteBLOTUS swinging on the wrecking ball of Covid19 is scarily accurate - yet they'll STILL vote for him. Sheeesh!
Mrs What's-her-name looks like she's holding that - is it a water-pistol? - as if she's telling the postman "Look - this isn't mine!" But the divine Divine knows how to scare the Bejeesus out of anyone who DARES cross her - AND she kept her marbles right to the end whereas Mrs What's-her-name wasn't even born with any.
We still have uneducated or just plain ignorant people with no common sense here still Raybeard, what can I tell you. There's no accounting for taste with some.
DeleteHa ha, these are brilliant! I stole a couple!
ReplyDeleteTake what you want honey!!!!
DeleteLots of chortles!!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! The Divine one is brilliant!!!!! I wonder what Mrs. McCloskey thinks of it? And Miss Gulch as the original Karen, bwhahahahahahahahahaa..
ReplyDeleteThanks Mads. I needed this so much today. Don't ask :)
ReplyDeleteYou sound like you need a Mistress hug dear Duchess Deedles. It looks like this
Delete((((((((((((💋💋🍸💋💋)))))))))))
Oooh, I needed one or two of those also! How could you tell?
DeleteThe first one! The first one!!!
ReplyDeleteI might have let out a little bit of wee!
I believe that is called a wee wee. Ba dum tsssh.
DeleteCLEAN UP AISLE 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteThe cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These all had me in a uproar!
ReplyDeleteI love Family Circle, so that one is priceless. If only we could do that. And Ill never get the trump one out of my head. These were all good chuckles for sure.
ReplyDeleteGood ones!!! All funny and all true! That menu one gave me a couple ideas sometime when out.
ReplyDeleteit's all about these days dinning in and eat out.
DeleteLose an eye? To say nothing of the other one's head. Poor Jayne. Well, she was fucking a body builder at the time. Let's just hope the roids didn't shrink everything up down there. And just to be clear... we're talking ster, not hem. Loved the Grimace. Don't mind if I do. And the Oz. Perfect. Thanks for the laughs, hon. Hope all is well. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteThese are all so funny, but the one with Mansfield's legendary tits is a scream henny. I'll never be able to look at Grimace again with twitching now..yippppeeee. A happy meal toy idea...grimace butt plugs!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are so good. My favorite was the is Divine one. Why they didn't use that last night on the rnc is beyond me?
ReplyDeleteThese are a riot!!!! I also thought I heard that you were hosting the wine and orgy party when this pandemic passes? Did I hear wrong?
ReplyDeleteAbout the menu please? That was funny.
ReplyDeleteOMG! The waiter one is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThankfully my eyes are my best feature!
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Please.....I've seen snippets of you! Your pixie cute like Twiggy!!!!!
DeleteIf we couldn't laugh, we'd surely go insane.
ReplyDeleteSome of these seriosuly cracked me up! 😜
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