Tuesday, August 25, 2020

TODAYS CHUCKLES

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  1. ewwwwww, that dump one; BRAIN BLEACH STAT!

    jayne mansfield and divine and bea arthur - can't go wrong there.

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  2. Hahaha I AM that Bea Arthur meme.
    And girl, that Wrecking Ball one? So accurate. So disturbing.
    I wonder if when the pandemic abates I will be able to contain myself and not climb the first attractive man who looks my way like a tree.

    XOXO

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    1. I hope Im within 2 feet of you then!!!!!!!

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  3. Nekkid _____!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

    Grimace, say it ain't so!

    Menu please. I'm dying .....

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  4. LOLOLOLOL. Needed that!

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  5. What Jimmy said! These are hilarious. I was going to tell you my favorite... but I think I have 11 of them. Although... Grimace!

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  6. Never heard that 'menu' one before. Result - chuckles.

    BLOTUS swinging on the wrecking ball of Covid19 is scarily accurate - yet they'll STILL vote for him. Sheeesh!

    Mrs What's-her-name looks like she's holding that - is it a water-pistol? - as if she's telling the postman "Look - this isn't mine!" But the divine Divine knows how to scare the Bejeesus out of anyone who DARES cross her - AND she kept her marbles right to the end whereas Mrs What's-her-name wasn't even born with any.

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    1. We still have uneducated or just plain ignorant people with no common sense here still Raybeard, what can I tell you. There's no accounting for taste with some.

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  7. Ha ha, these are brilliant! I stole a couple!

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  8. OMG!!!! The Divine one is brilliant!!!!! I wonder what Mrs. McCloskey thinks of it? And Miss Gulch as the original Karen, bwhahahahahahahahahaa..

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  9. Thanks Mads. I needed this so much today. Don't ask :)

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    1. You sound like you need a Mistress hug dear Duchess Deedles. It looks like this
      ((((((((((((💋💋🍸💋💋)))))))))))

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    2. Oooh, I needed one or two of those also! How could you tell?

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  10. The first one! The first one!!!
    I might have let out a little bit of wee!

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    1. I believe that is called a wee wee. Ba dum tsssh.

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    2. CLEAN UP AISLE 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. The cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These all had me in a uproar!

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  12. I love Family Circle, so that one is priceless. If only we could do that. And Ill never get the trump one out of my head. These were all good chuckles for sure.

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  13. Good ones!!! All funny and all true! That menu one gave me a couple ideas sometime when out.

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    1. it's all about these days dinning in and eat out.

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  14. Lose an eye? To say nothing of the other one's head. Poor Jayne. Well, she was fucking a body builder at the time. Let's just hope the roids didn't shrink everything up down there. And just to be clear... we're talking ster, not hem. Loved the Grimace. Don't mind if I do. And the Oz. Perfect. Thanks for the laughs, hon. Hope all is well. Kizzes.

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  15. These are all so funny, but the one with Mansfield's legendary tits is a scream henny. I'll never be able to look at Grimace again with twitching now..yippppeeee. A happy meal toy idea...grimace butt plugs!!!!

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  16. These are so good. My favorite was the is Divine one. Why they didn't use that last night on the rnc is beyond me?

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  17. These are a riot!!!! I also thought I heard that you were hosting the wine and orgy party when this pandemic passes? Did I hear wrong?

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  18. About the menu please? That was funny.

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  19. OMG! The waiter one is hilarious!

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  20. Thankfully my eyes are my best feature!
    Sx

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    1. Please.....I've seen snippets of you! Your pixie cute like Twiggy!!!!!

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  21. If we couldn't laugh, we'd surely go insane.

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  22. Some of these seriosuly cracked me up! 😜

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