Thursday, August 27, 2020

WE HAVE THE MEATS!

Tonight at the Casa.......
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49 comments:

  1. modeled after one of the houseboyz, I see. it's made of clay, amirite?

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  2. Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy, this is one all-Kosher Frank!

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  3. "During the pandemic, desperate timeS for the Mistress called for desperate measures!"

    Is the PA Lebanon ring bologna like you brought me up????

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    1. Im about to that point!!!

      And yes yes it is! Yummy!

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  4. I see you got one of those kits to make your own dildo's.

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    1. ...now that you mention that.....just you wait. We have Sixpense to thank again!

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    2. HA HA HA HA HA HA
      oh, dear....

      LMAOOO

      XOXO

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  5. the mistress is currently busy, he'll get back to you tomorrow.

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  6. Practicing circumcising are we?

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    1. I usually don't use a knife!!!!! You aksed.

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    2. Well, I noticed the knife laying there, so I just assumed.

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  7. My bottom is hurting just thinking about it.

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  8. More than a mouthful.

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  9. As the Mistress prepares her next initiate to fulfill their destiny... Inquiring minds want to know? Does she like it raw?

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  10. The Mistress starred lovingly at the large piece of meat...wondering if she would ever see the corner glory hole again one day.

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  11. No caption Miss Thang...but it's been so long, is it wrong the ring bologna is turning me on???

    OHH GURL.

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  12. When asked how much he wanted, the Mistress said, " Just the tip please."

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  13. Curved for her pleasure.

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  14. (When served to a vegan - like me - in indignant voice) - "And just what am I supposed to do with THIS?"

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    1. That's exactly what he said last night.

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  15. You're all invited to Steven's bris.
    No need to pay the mohel.
    He keeps the tips.

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  16. "I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.”

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  17. I knew the Mistress had some big meat.

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  18. Mrs. Rossi just stood there at the delicatessen counter, with a dry mouth seeing the Mistress's perfect curved meat.

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  19. I know you miss me don't you?

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  20. Donald Trump starred down at his luncheon meat, all jealous as hell.

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    1. He'd be lucky to have a quarter of that. It's quite amazing he's had 5 kids.

      That we know of.

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  21. Be careful with that knife.

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  22. A sausage in the bun is worth two on the counter?

    XOXO

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  23. Well...they say practice makes perfect. And, since there is no ability to practice on anyone during this pandemic....

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  24. Mistress!!!!!! How will I ever look at and enjoy ring bologna again?

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  25. Remind me to never eat lunch meat at your house again.

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  26. ....looks cut....kosher?
    (I enjoyed other’s comments along those lines, speaking as one with a kosher cut!)

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    1. I know...these comments! Y'all a group of funny bitches.

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  27. God, I miss that priest that was here last week.

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  28. I love that sort of food; I eat them with relish

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