LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
modeled after one of the houseboyz, I see. it's made of clay, amirite?
My lips are sealed with chapstick.
Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy, this is one all-Kosher Frank!
I should get that on a tee shirt.
"During the pandemic, desperate timeS for the Mistress called for desperate measures!"Is the PA Lebanon ring bologna like you brought me up????
Im about to that point!!! And yes yes it is! Yummy!
I see you got one of those kits to make your own dildo's.
...now that you mention that.....just you wait. We have Sixpense to thank again!
HA HA HA HA HA HAoh, dear....LMAOOOXOXO
the mistress is currently busy, he'll get back to you tomorrow.
More like the next day.
Practicing circumcising are we?
I usually don't use a knife!!!!! You aksed.
Well, I noticed the knife laying there, so I just assumed.
A good night?
My bottom is hurting just thinking about it.
More than a mouthful.
As the Mistress prepares her next initiate to fulfill their destiny... Inquiring minds want to know? Does she like it raw?
Your gonna find out!
Home of a size queen.
The Mistress starred lovingly at the large piece of meat...wondering if she would ever see the corner glory hole again one day.
It's like you can read my mind.
No caption Miss Thang...but it's been so long, is it wrong the ring bologna is turning me on???OHH GURL.
When asked how much he wanted, the Mistress said, " Just the tip please."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Curved for her pleasure.
Let's ask Anne Marie....
(When served to a vegan - like me - in indignant voice) - "And just what am I supposed to do with THIS?"
That's exactly what he said last night.
You're all invited to Steven's bris. No need to pay the mohel. He keeps the tips.
"I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.”
I knew the Mistress had some big meat.
Mrs. Rossi just stood there at the delicatessen counter, with a dry mouth seeing the Mistress's perfect curved meat.
HA!
I know you miss me don't you?
Donald Trump starred down at his luncheon meat, all jealous as hell.
He'd be lucky to have a quarter of that. It's quite amazing he's had 5 kids.That we know of.
Be careful with that knife.
A sausage in the bun is worth two on the counter?XOXO
It's nice to have back ups.
Well...they say practice makes perfect. And, since there is no ability to practice on anyone during this pandemic....
Don't remind me!
Mistress!!!!!! How will I ever look at and enjoy ring bologna again?
Take a deep breath and swallow?
Remind me to never eat lunch meat at your house again.
....looks cut....kosher?(I enjoyed other’s comments along those lines, speaking as one with a kosher cut!)
I know...these comments! Y'all a group of funny bitches.
God, I miss that priest that was here last week.
I love that sort of food; I eat them with relish
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
modeled after one of the houseboyz, I see. it's made of clay, amirite?
ReplyDeleteMy lips are sealed with chapstick.
DeleteMeaty, beaty, big and bouncy, this is one all-Kosher Frank!
ReplyDeleteI should get that on a tee shirt.
Delete"During the pandemic, desperate timeS for the Mistress called for desperate measures!"
ReplyDeleteIs the PA Lebanon ring bologna like you brought me up????
Im about to that point!!!
DeleteAnd yes yes it is! Yummy!
I see you got one of those kits to make your own dildo's.
ReplyDelete...now that you mention that.....just you wait. We have Sixpense to thank again!
DeleteHA HA HA HA HA HA
Deleteoh, dear....
LMAOOO
XOXO
the mistress is currently busy, he'll get back to you tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteMore like the next day.
DeletePracticing circumcising are we?
ReplyDeleteI usually don't use a knife!!!!! You aksed.
DeleteWell, I noticed the knife laying there, so I just assumed.
DeleteA good night?
ReplyDeleteMy bottom is hurting just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteMore than a mouthful.
ReplyDeleteAs the Mistress prepares her next initiate to fulfill their destiny... Inquiring minds want to know? Does she like it raw?
ReplyDeleteYour gonna find out!
DeleteHome of a size queen.
ReplyDeleteThe Mistress starred lovingly at the large piece of meat...wondering if she would ever see the corner glory hole again one day.
ReplyDeleteIt's like you can read my mind.
DeleteNo caption Miss Thang...but it's been so long, is it wrong the ring bologna is turning me on???
ReplyDeleteOHH GURL.
When asked how much he wanted, the Mistress said, " Just the tip please."
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
DeleteCurved for her pleasure.
ReplyDeleteLet's ask Anne Marie....
Delete(When served to a vegan - like me - in indignant voice) - "And just what am I supposed to do with THIS?"
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what he said last night.
DeleteYou're all invited to Steven's bris.
ReplyDeleteNo need to pay the mohel.
He keeps the tips.
"I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.”
ReplyDeleteI knew the Mistress had some big meat.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Rossi just stood there at the delicatessen counter, with a dry mouth seeing the Mistress's perfect curved meat.
ReplyDeleteHA!
DeleteI know you miss me don't you?
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump starred down at his luncheon meat, all jealous as hell.
ReplyDeleteHe'd be lucky to have a quarter of that. It's quite amazing he's had 5 kids.
DeleteThat we know of.
Be careful with that knife.
ReplyDeleteA sausage in the bun is worth two on the counter?
ReplyDeleteXOXO
It's nice to have back ups.
DeleteWell...they say practice makes perfect. And, since there is no ability to practice on anyone during this pandemic....
ReplyDeleteDon't remind me!
DeleteMistress!!!!!! How will I ever look at and enjoy ring bologna again?
ReplyDeleteTake a deep breath and swallow?
DeleteRemind me to never eat lunch meat at your house again.
ReplyDelete....looks cut....kosher?
ReplyDelete(I enjoyed other’s comments along those lines, speaking as one with a kosher cut!)
I know...these comments! Y'all a group of funny bitches.
DeleteGod, I miss that priest that was here last week.
ReplyDeleteI love that sort of food; I eat them with relish
ReplyDelete