It's not the Mistress of the Casa but the one who gets left behind. I am alive and live. My question is when all this pandemic stuff is over will you meet me at the Criscotheque?
Yes, tis true. That bitch, I mean my lovely boss the Mistress did indeed leave me again months ago in Provincetown. Thank god I'm a vegan now, because there is no meat to be had with the dick dock closed. Now there is a impending storm.
After the tropical storm watch ends later tomorrow, it will be replaced with a tropical storm tennis bracelet. The Mistress is nowhere to be found, although I did hear a new houseboy shipment has arrived, for extra pandemic help. He said he would be with you all shortly. I hope the old battle ax didn't get the covid? HA, with that gin hound? He's more likely to out live us all.
I hope you all are well?
Anita Mooorecock
Social Director & Gin Coordinator
Casa du Borghese
I think Maddie will be well pickled by the time the pandemic winds down.
ReplyDeletewill be? shit, he's been pickled since 1992.
Delete"After the tropical storm watch ends later tomorrow, it will be replaced with a tropical storm tennis bracelet." ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI see why you and the mistress work well together. Your both nuts. You need to grab the reigns more henny.
i'm not paid that handsomely. you must think this is the 80s again?
DeleteWell Ms Moorecock...between your Crisco party and the Mistress wearing rubber gloves...this really fills in some blanks.
ReplyDeletenow who has the poppers?
DeleteDoes this mean I can be your Monte Crisco Ms Moorecock?
ReplyDeletenot only monte crisco but my mr dash too.
DeleteLoretta Lynn and Paula Dean both approve of a Crisco party.
ReplyDeletecrisco-sicles for all!
DeleteI don't know Ms. Moorecock, these guys both look light and flakey in the loafers.
ReplyDeleteAnd tell the Mistress you need a bell around your neck.
bell? hell he'd think it was gin time again and make tracks.
DeleteThe fisting community must finally feel "seen" by Crisco. The Casa never ceases to be a beacon for all.
ReplyDeletethose days are done. i got tired of losing good watches and rings.
DeleteRead that can closely. It says Crisco is "shortening"
ReplyDeleteThere's a contradiction there somewhere.
i don't think the lengthening variety hit the market yet.
DeleteI never noticed the small print: "It's digestible"!!! So glad you're covering for The Mistress... and that you show such respect for your employer. (How much does she pay you anyway?)
ReplyDeleteis there ever really enough?
DeleteOhhh that's a LOT of Crisco. Is it open season for the red bandanas?
ReplyDeleteAnd where is she now? Well, at least there's houseboys, no?
XOXO
even in times of pandemic he's usually up to no good.
DeleteI wasted the 80's, and lived to tell about it. Enjoy the storm, demand big diamonds.
ReplyDeleteGin kills germs, you know. I don't know why the orange ogre hasn't promoted that little tidbit. I love the giant Crisco! Never used the stuff myself (that I am aware of), though Rainbow Road... our local gay shoppe actually sells it. On the shelf. So cute. Glad Moorecock is alive and well. I wasn't worried. When I heard that sucking noise coming from the east coast? I just assumed it was her!
ReplyDeleteyou have mistaken me for the mistress. im a good girl i am. he must have had the hoover out again.
Deletedarling, you have been missed. the dude on the right is mos def 70s material.
ReplyDeleteit's been one taffy pull after another.....
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