Monday, August 3, 2020

MOORECOCK IS ALIVE

It's not the Mistress of the Casa but the one who gets left behind.  I am alive and live. My question is when all this pandemic stuff is over will you meet me at the Criscotheque?

Yes, tis true. That bitch, I mean my lovely boss the Mistress did indeed leave me again months ago in  Provincetown. Thank god I'm a vegan now, because there is no meat to be had with the dick dock closed. Now there is a impending storm.
After the tropical storm watch ends later tomorrow, it will be replaced with a tropical storm tennis bracelet. The Mistress is nowhere to be found, although I did hear a new houseboy shipment has arrived, for extra pandemic help. He said he would be with you all shortly. I hope the old battle ax didn't get the covid? HA, with that gin hound? He's more likely to out live us all.

I hope you all are well?

Anita Mooorecock
Social Director & Gin Coordinator
Casa du Borghese  

25 comments:

  1. I think Maddie will be well pickled by the time the pandemic winds down.

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    1. will be? shit, he's been pickled since 1992.

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  2. "After the tropical storm watch ends later tomorrow, it will be replaced with a tropical storm tennis bracelet." ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

    I see why you and the mistress work well together. Your both nuts. You need to grab the reigns more henny.

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    1. i'm not paid that handsomely. you must think this is the 80s again?

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  3. Well Ms Moorecock...between your Crisco party and the Mistress wearing rubber gloves...this really fills in some blanks.

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  4. Does this mean I can be your Monte Crisco Ms Moorecock?

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    1. not only monte crisco but my mr dash too.

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  5. Loretta Lynn and Paula Dean both approve of a Crisco party.

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  6. I don't know Ms. Moorecock, these guys both look light and flakey in the loafers.

    And tell the Mistress you need a bell around your neck.

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    1. bell? hell he'd think it was gin time again and make tracks.

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  7. The fisting community must finally feel "seen" by Crisco. The Casa never ceases to be a beacon for all.

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    1. those days are done. i got tired of losing good watches and rings.

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  8. Read that can closely. It says Crisco is "shortening"

    There's a contradiction there somewhere.

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    1. i don't think the lengthening variety hit the market yet.

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  9. I never noticed the small print: "It's digestible"!!! So glad you're covering for The Mistress... and that you show such respect for your employer. (How much does she pay you anyway?)

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  10. Ohhh that's a LOT of Crisco. Is it open season for the red bandanas?
    And where is she now? Well, at least there's houseboys, no?

    XOXO

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    1. even in times of pandemic he's usually up to no good.

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  11. I wasted the 80's, and lived to tell about it. Enjoy the storm, demand big diamonds.

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  12. Gin kills germs, you know. I don't know why the orange ogre hasn't promoted that little tidbit. I love the giant Crisco! Never used the stuff myself (that I am aware of), though Rainbow Road... our local gay shoppe actually sells it. On the shelf. So cute. Glad Moorecock is alive and well. I wasn't worried. When I heard that sucking noise coming from the east coast? I just assumed it was her!

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    1. you have mistaken me for the mistress. im a good girl i am. he must have had the hoover out again.

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  13. darling, you have been missed. the dude on the right is mos def 70s material.

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  14. it's been one taffy pull after another.....

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!