PORTRAITS

 

There's a Meeting in the Lady's Room

Darlene Mitchell

MCCONNELL RESURFACES!!!!

After weeks of speculation that his unexplained hospital stay signaled a serious health decline, Mitch McConnell, now known as Mitzy, stunned reporters by emerging looking decades younger, radiant, almost glamorous, and sporting what onlookers unanimously agreed was an absolutely flawless gender-affirming procedure.

Upon being informed that Senator Lindsay Graham had passed away during her hospitalization, McConnell reportedly glanced down admiringly and replied, " It's a shame he had to miss these fantastic puppies."

Meanwhile Hegseth is inquiring where the cocktail wiener sized cock went too.

ANOTHER PRIDE

This past weekend was the last Pride event for me for the season. I always get asked by many just why does Harrisburg always have their Pride Event so late when it's at the hottest?  Not sure for certain, but I have been told they don't have it in June, the official Pride month, because they fear with Philadelphia, New York City, Baltimore and DC'S, it will compete and loose some pride goers if it ends up on one of those weekends in bigger cities. Luckily the weather was a winner this past weekend, as some of the clan and I hit the parade and festival. It is held at the Capitol building, and the surrounding area. I enjoyed some of it, then we went to lunch, and then later had to get to the club to start getting ready for the Pride show, and making sure Sigourney Beaver, one of the headliners, got there, and was treated to some hospitality. And I'm here to tell you children she is ever the crazy bitch and filled with stories!!!! I was treated to one gem, where she was at a show once, and she thought what would be the thing to gross out all the gay men? That's right...MEOW! Vagina! Well, at this said show she pulled out a blow pop from her, ah, well, MEOW....and stuck it right in the gaping mouth of a guy in the front row!!!!! Now there is something you won't see on Dragula! The whole weekend went off without a hitch, the show and the festival. Plus there was Discord Adams too! Needed to say, Sunday. Was. Ugly. Some scenes from the weekend.

Betty Whitecastle

The Cork and Fork

Discord, Cody, one of our gang, and don't bully him, he cums.... and Sigourney Beaver.

And this dudo bird...your hostess with the mostess!!!!

Yes, I'm still picking out feathers!!!!! But I HUGE THANK YOU to Fat Sissy, AKA Miss Bill for the creation and making of this spectacular ensemble!!!  The headdress almost went down to the floor in back....he nailed the Mistress's over the top style. I always did like to keep it understated you see.

Happy Gay Pride!

ENDORA DOES FASION

 I'm not too big a fan of anything AI except for a few exceptions when it comes to some fun, no nonsense things like these creations someone did featuring Endora from Bewitched, in the brand styles of some of the huge legendary fashion houses. I must admit the Celine, Givenchy and Mulger are the Mistress's choice for my closet! 

CHICAGO EXCELLENCE

 You take a group of fierce bitches from Chicago and set them to a Crystal Waters track!

Fierce hunties!

MOOD BOARD

Well, another weekend zoomed by...and yet another week begins. This weekend was packed with activity and no rest for the weary. The last of the gay pride events took place for the season...Harrisburg Pride and it went off without a hitch! The protestors must be giving up. Years ago, there were many of them. This year there were but a lowly 6 protestors off to the one side of the back of the festival festivities. But with the music and other noises, they could barely be heard. One did manage it get in and started his shit on a bull horn, to which a few said he had his right to spew his bullshit,but in his destinated place outside the festival. It didn't take long for the city police to haul him away. But a lovely day all told, followed by a few cock-a-tails, and seeing many people I hadn't seen in a few years. Of course, the Mistress even met a sexy daddy on a rooftop bar which made for an evening of enchantment. Damn did he have sexy legs! More on the weekend later.... now on to a four-day work week...

Is Monday over yet?

IN THREE WORDS

In this weekly feature, I'll share a guest with you all each week, 

and you tell me in only three words what come to mind.

In Three Words...

Daniel Radcliffe 

PACKAGE DELIVERY

I was overly excited when UPS showed up with my package. If all deliveries were this exciting like Mateo, I'd order UPS 24/7! 

 

I gave him instructions to leave it at my back door.

PRIDE CONCERT

Category is Philadelphia Orchestra Pride!

This past Philadelphia Pride season was one of the best attended Pride yet, surpassing World Pride when they hosted it. And this year it was with honor that the world-renowned orchestra put on its fifth annual free Pride Concert and it was a huge hit. This year Trixie Mattel served as it's host for the evening- between her solo set, a gay Philly History lesson and everything in between, Trixie's charisma, uniqueness, nerve and huge talents kept the Marian Anderson Hall energized all night. The Philadelphia Orchestra led by Yannick Nezet-Seguin, is the one of the few symphonies  in the country ...maybe only orchestra to put on a free concert  for gay pride... and for the fifth-year running. If you ever get a chance to go hear the orchestra...go, they are truly phenomenal. Trixie paied with the magic of the orchestra, brought Pride to an epic conclusion for Pride Month. Carolyn Kuan led the orchestra that night, the Anna Crusis Feminist Choir, Philadelphia Gay Men's Chorus, the Voices of Pride and the Trans-cendent Choir of Philadelphia all join in for an incredible program. From Madonna, to Gaga, to Bach to Tchaikovsky, Chopin to Bernstein was performed in addition to Dorcas Leung and Kyle Mangold performed songs from The Notebook

Special thanks to Josh, a member of the orchestra for sharing the clip and the pictures he sent in. Philly certainly is lucky to have this orchestra in our midst. And love a queen who knows her gay history.

ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN.....

I adore, as you know, the snarky, catty cow, Lady Bunny...and her snark is sometimes not always just snark, but completely reads and shade from the "heart". And yes, a friend got free tickets so, against my better judgment, went and saw the movie.  Thank God the tickets were free. But I do agree with Bunny in this funny clip, it did make AJ the Queen look good. And it was also surprising they found an office chair to support Latrice! And a good thing Silky wasn't in it...it then would have to be shown in IMax.

BUMBLE BATH

 Yes, call me nuts! As most of you saw, my wildflower garden has taken wonderfully and quickly, which also meant I am getting far more bees and bumbles to the garden these days. Now I have several bird baths around the house, so of course the bees like to enjoy them too to get some water, which many don't know. The problem was some would go to far down, slip in, and sadly drown. Of course, I saved a few before they got to waterlogged and smothered. I would place them in the garden to dry out. So, before my last vacation I was on Instagram and caught a video of a lady who made this elaborate bee bath. Well, I'm not Marth Stewart, but she did give me an idea. To go with the growing bee habitat, I made my own bee bath.

Bees drown because once suck in the water they have nothing to cling to get out. So,I went to the garden center, got a medium terra cotta pot, turned the pot upside-down, and placed the water dish on top. Then filled the dish with little filler peddles to make raised places out of the water with a few larger stones from the garden I found or on walks, and added a twig to make a bridge of sorts and then filled with water. I placed it in the shaded rose garden so they can drink and bee out of the sun. Get it, bee out of the sun. lol! I have seen many using it already, but if you do try this just make sure to add water daily, as in the heat, it can evaporate quickly. I'm happy to report I have not seen a dead one yet this year in any of the birdbaths.

Of course I wanted all bees to feel welcome, so I added in this pride rock my mother gave me that she painted this year at a craft event at her work, and I also added in a few seas shells I found on the beach from my last jaunt for more platforms for bees to cling too.