LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I never saw THAT BOOK in my school library! enjoy your time with rosy palm and her 5 sisters!
Who you kidding? You wrote the book on techniques. You have done some I never seen before. opps, is this thing on?
Yeah..... it's on honey.
I thought I heard a splat sound from that corner...… LMAO!
just remember last time? don't use your cock as the bookmark again.
I won't ever make that mistake again.
Nothing like some nice quality time.
I am not nearly drunk enough or stoned enough to remember our thrilling days of yesteryear on MJ's blog - Queen do not make me beg. OH FINE I'LL BEG! BEGGING! PLEADING! MORE BEGGING!!!!!!!
Dear, every party in the Tin Foil Room was a damn blurr. Or the Gin-cuzzi for that matter. I still have someone's underwear, and have no ideas who's the hell they are.
Gives a whole new meaning to "Watch with Mother". Jx
Romper Room... Miss Rozalind... I must have missed this Episode and didn't know they had a Little Golden Book of techniques! My Childhood was clearly squandered...
Then you surely don't want to know what went on in the gay version of The New Zoo Revue.
I could have learned so much at a much earlier age!
She sees a lot, looking through that Magic Mirror of hers.
And my teach also told me to look through his magic kaleidoscope. I saw stars and patterns more than once.
Nothing like... visiting your blog! 😜 LMAO at that photo, I'm cryin' over here! 👌🏻😄
Im glad to provide a laugh cutie!
Well, one does learn something new every day with The Mistress!And this comes handy (no pun intended) just about now.XOXO
And you know me, I only ever look at the pictures.
And here I thought you were self-taught. I’ll wait for the movie.
Well, I think the two 8mm films I made may be lost to time dear.
Let us know if you learned anything new. I suspect you could add a few chapters.
I remember that book! Wasn't it part of the Fun with Dick series? It came right after Fun with Dick and Jane.
Yes Mitchell, the one in the same. I have always enjoy a series of dicks.
And once again the girls are left out to figure things out on their own. Masturbation misogyny!
Deedles can you email me dear. For some reason, my email you send to... wiped clean my contacts!!!! And I wanted to thank you for that most brilliant card you sent me dear!!!! I was in stiches and puddles!!!!!!!!
Well that sucks! Okay. I have two email addresses. One is for sending cards, the other is for other stuff.
Oh, I remember this book from my childhood. Santa brought it to me... or at least it was a fat man with a white beard. I really enjoyed the chapter about uses for an empty big mouth beer bottle. Oh, the road of misdeeds that all opened up! Have a lovely weekend, dear one. Be safe and have fun. Thanks for sharing this. Made my morning!
OMG Mistress!!!!!! Its like a left the room for 5 minutes with my kids and come back to this!!!!! I LOVE THIS BLOG. We both are just getting a roaring laugh from the comments!!!!!!!!
I would take a gander but the pages seem to be sticking together.
Oh I see. My, even at a young age you were a two fister!Or so I hear.
LOLOLOL!!! "See, dear? It's like churning butter."You know MY stance on teaching boys how to jerk off.
Twenty ways to slam the ham or how to choke the chicken with a smile. How to spank the naughty monkey with your mother's feather duster and not get caught...and so on and so forth. I'm jealous because boys were born with a pull toy and girls were born with a mere bean to flick. :)
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I dated many men who but a bean to flick!
Rumor has it that when you were little, you used to proof read that book to point out any mistakes they made!:D
All true...and it was always in the technique they were wrong, not spelling.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!