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Monday, May 18, 2020
QUESTION OF THE DAY
Like what day is it?
Ms.Moorecock is no help. Except to say I'm baking too much, still dressing up, and then she has the gull to pick on my 90's music. I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be!
It's the end of my four day weekend and tomorrow is the start of a three-day, part-time, work week. But to remember the name of the day, well, that's just a blur.
Waitaminute... is.. is that... Needy Mascara? I mean, Neeley O'Hara? Oh, man. takes me back... Back to those days when borderline personalities passed as burning talent. Well, hon, if this pandemic goes on much longer, you can always slip out to the back alley with your best mink and scream your fool head off. Hey, everybody needs an outlet. Am I right? Just be careful what you plug into yours.
I believe today is Monday. I’m not really sure but as John (going gently) advises, I usually ask Siri. And girl,I wish I were self isolating with Nina West. I watched her on RPDR Celebrity and got he feels!
Everyone knows what day it is sweetie, they just don't want to be the one telling you it's MONDAY! Because you get really... "you" on Mondays. Hahaha ;D Me luv you!
LMAO at "what day is it?"... 😄
ReplyDeleteAnd that last line! 😜
It's the end of my four day weekend and tomorrow is the start of a three-day, part-time, work week.
ReplyDeleteBut to remember the name of the day, well, that's just a blur.
Time to get underwear with the days of the week me thinks.
Deleteone has to wear underwear first.
Delete"What is a Week End?"
ReplyDelete"Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills!"
ReplyDeleteJx
"They work faster." Dear.
Delete"Well, I've lost five pounds already. These pills are really great. They kill your appetite. Only trouble is they pep me up so much I can't sleep."
DeleteJx
it's crappy monday! I have a loaf of honey oatmeal bread a-mixing in the breadmaker!
ReplyDelete"That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall!" I don't know about you?
ReplyDeleteWill the two of you survive self-isolation together?
ReplyDeleteHell no! She isn't here Debs! Hence why the crankiness!
DeleteWaitaminute... is.. is that... Needy Mascara? I mean, Neeley O'Hara? Oh, man.
ReplyDeletetakes me back... Back to those days when borderline personalities passed as burning talent. Well, hon, if this pandemic goes on much longer, you can always slip out to the back alley with your best mink and scream your fool head off. Hey, everybody needs an outlet. Am I right? Just be careful what you plug into yours.
Not a bad idea dear. The neighborhood bitches will just think it is jut a cat in heat.
DeleteOh, hon... they'll know its you. Dulcet tones never rang truer.
DeleteMonday because the garbage trucks came down
ReplyDeletethe street...
take care, xoxo :-)
The Days are Long.... and Summer is coming to the South Hurriedly
ReplyDeleteI believe today is Monday. I’m not really sure but as John (going gently) advises, I usually ask Siri.
ReplyDeleteAnd girl,I wish I were self isolating with Nina West. I watched her on RPDR Celebrity and got he feels!
XoXo
It's May. Tomorrow will be June.
ReplyDeleteGood gods gurl! Don't listen to one minute to Ms Morecock! I love those Tracie Spencer's songs. I have no idea what day it is either , don't feel bad.
ReplyDelete"Having FUN kiddies?"
ReplyDeleteit's hard to remember that day around here when the gin shipment comes daily.
ReplyDeleteThere's no such thing as baking too much.....
ReplyDeletebut I can live with without 90s music.
The day after yesterday
ReplyDeleteThe day before tomorrow
The first day of the rest of your life
HA!
DeleteDay of the week? Means nothing to me.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows what day it is sweetie, they just don't want to be the one telling you it's MONDAY! Because you get really... "you" on Mondays.
ReplyDeleteHahaha ;D Me luv you!