Well... here I am enjoying some morning sunlight before it get more strong this morning. I don't know what to say today except Hi, Good morning, how are you today? How are you doing? Nice to see you. I tell ya, this yo- yo of going days without seeing anyone, sometimes for weeks at some points is new for me, I can tell you that. I guess this is the life of a recluse. Like Howard Hughes. I guess I can grow a beard down to my nuts, which would be acceptable these days. Thank god I have wonderful scenery too see and walk in, or I'd go completely crazy some days. But you know what? I have food, I have shelter, I have booze, my health, my little Buster, my creativity and some nice weather. I have a lot. So I guess that's my verbal gratitude list for today. Never mind I made yet another cake and am getting closer to being on My 600lb Life.
Now. I think Buster and I will take a little walk, and then sit outside some more and read and enjoy the weather. Maybe Ill post later. And speaking of cakes.
Have a good Happy Hump Day all!
I'm feeling cheeky*
A person can always enjoy cake or buns as well.
ReplyDeletecake, buns or a cannoli... served hot fresh daily.
Deleteummmmmmmmmmmmmm, cannolis...so round, so firm, so fully packed with creamy filling...
DeleteAs Rihanna would say/sing, Cake Cake Cake Cake!!! And I would totally join in. Love me some cake. 💛💜💛💜
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly did you use to stir that batter?
ReplyDeletea long wood-en spoon would be my guess.
DeleteOOOO.... Beefcake!
ReplyDeleteI totally thank you for introducing me to Sixpense. Enjoy reading his blog. Of course, you will always have a special place!! Extra smooches!
I had you in mind.
DeleteXOXO!!
DeleteOoh la la ....them are some nice cakes
ReplyDeleteNice thighs! Mmm hmmm, yes I'm looking at the thighs. Sure, I like cake and buns, but every now and then one must show appreciation for the more subtle delights (like being able to spell subtle). Ah, thighs, fewer carbs than cake and buns, and just as tasty! I'll stop before complaining about triple digit temperatures we're getting. Shoes and nudity, the uniform of the day. Should I have done a TMI Alert? Take care, Mads. Stay cool and don't eat all of that cake at one sitting!
ReplyDeleteI can't lie I've seen Maddie's butt at the beach. It's nice, but I've long told him his hairy legs and thighs are his most sexy attribute.
DeleteMM#1, boy are you lucky! It must be like standing on the rim at the Grand Canyon after only seeing it in pictures!
DeleteDuchess....I love getting you all whiled up with my thighs!!!!! Will you be submitting a shoes and nudity for the next happy moments then? You certainly sound gleeful. I was taking to my friend in Berkeley yesterday, and she was telling me ho hot it's even been in Northern Cal. I had no idea many didn't have central air or such, up there anyhow. Every time I was out, for me it was nice. I love dry heat.
DeleteNo shoes and nudity pix of me, Mads. My camera doesn't have a wide lens! You'll just have to make due with the nekkid feet pix I sent you earlier. I was looking out my bedroom door and saw that my backyard has gone from lush green to a wildfire waiting to happen in one day! Summer hasn't even officially started yet!
DeleteSounds like you better keep a hose handy.
Deletethose are the mistress' famous hot cross buns we see.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason a mix master is not the appliance that comes to mind when I picture you in the kitchen, dear. Are those your sweet cheeks you're serving up so hot and tasty? Mmmmmm. So very... edible.
ReplyDeleteYou should see my hand beater tootes!
DeleteMay I help myself to three servings of the last cake ?
ReplyDeleteIt will be like a black and white cookie!!!!!! YUM!
Delete*Music chimes in*
DeleteEbony and Ivory! Live together in perfect harmony ! Sided by side on my Piano.....something,something,something." LOL
Let's make it four. I like even numbers.
ReplyDeleteso does Maddie.
DeleteOOOh did someone just spill the tea ??? LOL
DeleteYou still have the spirit Mistress, I'll tell you that. Grateful for so much. Simple things. I swear by my Kitchen Aide too! And I do believe William even blushed and wondered why his butt was a good 10 inches below yours. I told him "that where butts are suppose to be William" I usually try to see your blog before him, because he shocks easily and one never knows what is popping up next, lol!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that laugh!!!!!!!!! Im picturing the whole scenario. You two sound like such a hoot.
DeleteI better question would be did you make the cake in the nude?
ReplyDeleteHope not - all that icing and batter splooshed all over. It's be just like the Casa before lockdown. Jx
DeleteThat's one spatula and plate I'd like to lick I think.
Delete@ Jon- heavens no!!!!!! First off a Kitchenaide and a cock accident would be hellish, plus no one like hair in cake! I wore an apron dear.
Delete...Marie Antoinette infamously said “let them eat cake” (actually referenced to the build-up in the bread ovens) ....but seems to be an appropriate response to the delights so deliciously presented here!!! I just hope Mark is willing to share!!!
ReplyDeleteIm sure there may be enough to go all around!
DeleteBAM!
ReplyDeleteI'm like ohhh cake.. and then you pop up? Bad Maddie! LOL
OMG don't tell me about eating. I'll be right there with you when we sign up for My 600 Lbs Life. Ugh.
Now, about your cakes...
XOXO
don't say that too loud. we may see his pop up by the end of the week.
DeleteCan I get you a slice Sixpense? Good...Ill have company on there. We can be the gay edition of the show.
DeleteOh my stars. I came across "My 600lb life" a few weeks ago. I'm hooked.....
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you have strong willpower if someone's trying to force cake on you!
Yes, we have a lot to be thankful for.
You have a spectacular derriere. 😉
That show and Hoarders both scare the living hell out of me...I've watched and vowed that will never happen to me. Least I HOPE.
DeleteI was so happy to get to the bottom of this!
ReplyDeleteI think you won the comment of the day!!!!!
DeleteWhat's my prize?!?
DeleteNo one could ever call you a tart!
ReplyDeleteNice Cake... Nicer Buns! I'm glad you're being a good Inmate, you might be released early on good behavior.
ReplyDeleteYay!!!! Some cake and cake shots!!!!! Thats why I could kick Cali Boi for taking his blog down. We got to see the Mistress after dark so to speak. That cake certainly does look nice!
ReplyDeleteYUM!!!!!! CAKE!!!!!! But you have nothing to complain about. At least you have an ass and waistline. You must still have a high metabolism. I know you said you eat a lot, but it sure don't show. Now if only more people would be more thankful for what they have.
ReplyDeleteIn these times we have got to treasure what we have, not what we don't, and can't do. People these days have no patience. Glad you liked the cake.
Deletemakes one want to take a bite right out of crime.
ReplyDeleteMy friend's little daughter, who's only two, screamed "CAKE!!!" the other day when she heard her dad's car pull into the garage after a grocery store run. Haha. Two years old and she already has her priorities straight! Speaking of which: what kind of cake is that? It looks delicious!
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorites Jen, I all white cake, with white crème icing. It was very sweet. My aunt's recipe. I'm odd that I like a monochromic cake. LOL! I also like chocolate cake with the chocolate icing. I also once made a strawberry cake with pink icing.
Deleteand the white creme icing was piped on by hand, amirite? so satisfying, full of protein...
DeleteI swear by my Kitchen Aide mixer, but my cakes never come out looking like yours.
ReplyDeleteI will have whatever kind of cake your dishing out boy!!!!!! Both looks so nice and supple.
ReplyDeleteWait, didn't I just see that cake on a cam the other night? Lucky for you a like cakes. Your baking is second to none Maddie. Yet you still see some positives in this mess, and that is priceless.
ReplyDeleteI’m sure you’ll carry that cake well in the booty. And just so you know, WW has virtual workshops during the pandemic. I can even hook you up with a friends and family membership where you get one month free. 😎
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