If your reading this, then that means you and I survived another week during this pandemic!!!!!! I'll drink to that! It's another Friday, and who cares if we have a cock-a-tail in the AM, means nothing to me at this point! As Ms.Parker said, "I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, at four I'm under my host."
HAPPY FRIDAY BITCHES!!!!!
And as is tradition here at the Casa du Borghese...
HOORAY HOORAY....it's the first of May, outdoor screwing beginning today!!!!
Even if it does require a hazmat suit!!!!!!!
So much to celebrate!!!!!
Hahaha
ReplyDeleteYou're giving me Juno Birch realness here! And I'd love to have a Martini with cha!
Really, this whole situation would require at least to Martinis. Or three.
Cheers!
XOXO
Oh....your getting my close to four I see....
DeleteHahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love it all. Just what I needed today. Suffering from cabin fever.....
You are as good as any medicine!
Xx
We can both wear our updo's and wear our gloves honey with a drink!
DeleteDo blonds have more fun?
ReplyDeleteThis one takes it to illegal limits Travel.
DeleteHEY! I have never broke any laws. But I may have cracked a few.
DeleteWell - they said Bet Lynch was going to be making a comeback in Coronation Street... Jx
ReplyDeleteOh that's a good one!
DeleteI'll take that over Dot Branning.
DeleteOr Hilda Ogden. Jx
DeleteOh goodness! It's my Aunt JoAnn, forty years younger and sixty pounds lighter! You certainly have big olives, Mads. My gloves are blue. I don't know whether to go light or dark with the polish. Any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteI am loving those gloves too Deedles!
DeleteI bet a bright light pink would be shocking against the blue!!!! Now listen to your Auntie!!!
DeleteOkay, Mads, if I can find that shade in my box of rarely used girly stuff. I may have to go with *gulp* bright orange! Balder Half found it on clearance. I don't let him pick my jewelry either. Now, more importantly, do you paint the gloves before or after you put them on? Keep in mind the picture I sent you of my attempt to paint my toenails :)
DeleteNo, I painted them when they were off. There is sort of a little textured piece at the tip that I followed. Why did that sound real dirty??? I bet the orange would be nice too!!!
DeleteAnd now I'm ever more impressed. I thought you bought the gloves that way. Uh uh. Not you. You had to choose your own color of polish!
DeleteWell, for 6.45am PST...
ReplyDeletetake care, stay well
xoxo :-)
Oh yes honey, you do you.
ReplyDeleteSlay! ^.^
"Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch!" But, who needs lunch? I promise if you were here, it would be perfectly fine first thing in the morning, naked by (or in) the pool. "I'll drink to that!"
ReplyDeleteMistress, you look better in 1/3 of drag then I currently look on any given day!!!!! Thia made my whole morning!!!!!! And those gloves!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! It's a more glamourous Eddie Beale!!!!! Did you invite racoons in yet?
ReplyDeleteYou silly Mistress, gave me the smiley giggles!
ReplyDeleteSo clever too, using your anal beads as martini olives!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWell silly, they were the ones you lent me.
Delete...brilliant, fabulous images and love the Dorothy Parker quote!!! ...I will raise my glass of double IPA to toast in your honor!!!
ReplyDeleteCheers back at cha!!!!!!
Deletewell, it looks as if someone had a fun day in the pandemic!!!! That hair looks huge!!!!!!! And I need those glasses gurl! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is some real quarantine realness right there!!!! I LOVE IT! You still look good for not even being in full drag you bitch!
ReplyDeleteI need some of that vampires blood that keeps you looking so young and gorg! I LOVE IT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!! Fuckin quarantine goddess right here!!!!! Im loving the look of the mini challenge!!!! All we can do is make out own fun and laugh.
ReplyDeleteSuddenly I need a cock-a-tale ... and a wig and glasses!
ReplyDeleteYou look smashed...I mean smashing!
ReplyDeleteHow Absolutely Fabulous, sweetie darling!
ReplyDeleteIt's like Arkham Asylum there I see.
ReplyDeleteYou have made me day!!!! I just bet you are something on a stage! I actually love that look...call me weird!
ReplyDeleteNo honey, I knew you had good taste!
DeleteOh my god, you're my Aunt Florence’s long-lost friend Devy. She drank herself under a table years ago and no one can remember which table. (But, really, you DO look like her... although slightly more put together.) You know, I had gotten into trendy martinis when I lived in Vegas. Ooh, could I go for one right now. Can I at least check your olives?
ReplyDeleteI have never had anyone say they want to chew my olives.
DeleteThat was SUPPOSED to be CHEW... although I suppose CHECK also makes sense.
ReplyDeleteStunningly executed, even in a pandemic Mistress! That cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteYou look dazzling my dear!!!! Your are certainly ready for happy hour!!!
ReplyDeleteWERRRK it gurl!!!!!!! Cheers!!!!!Amanda would approve of the lips.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness gracious Mistress!!!!!!! That is fabulous!!! Your well on you way to becoming the gay Eddie Beale of Bucks County!!!!! We will be toasting you tonight! And I don't dislike that head wrap, your hair looks better than mine and still obsessed over the gloves.
ReplyDeleteOh my....All of this glamour under one roof!!!! I'll take another honey! Loving the gif!!!
ReplyDeleteI didn’t think I could love you anymore and you go and do this!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT! That should be your look for your next outing too.
You know I'm crazy enough to just do that.
DeleteCrap, I haven't had a 3 olive martini in years!!
ReplyDeleteRubber gloves and a cocktail? What you drinking baby, bleach???
ReplyDeleteJP
No dear...I have the good stuff! Im saving the bleach for the fat slob who runs this country when he visits. The top shelf bleach too, no rubbish. I sure hope you and Guido are doing well my friend. I can't imagine all eating, condiments and well, quality time in your bed going on. Well, I can, and that's a problem.
DeleteXOXOXOX
Well Hello you gorgeous thang you!
ReplyDeleteYou look and are fabulous!!!!! I am loving this!
ReplyDeleteLol!!!!! That's is fabulous and you look very retro and those gloves are cracking me up!!!! And yet, it all works.
ReplyDeleteNow watch that outdoor activity.
JFC, you'll put an eye out with those olives on a toothpick!
ReplyDeleteare you kidding? that bitch has never to date had any kind of injury related to drinking...she's a professional!
DeleteAuntie Mame says olives take up too much room in such as small glass.
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