The pandemic got the better of me. I couldn't take it another day, and got my coiffure did....
….by the talented stylist at the The Hair Hall of Fame.
Of course.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Now, that's a good look! Titty-coif!
ReplyDeleteI see you're keeping abreast with the current situation.
ReplyDeleteGood for you! A girl needs her hair did.
XOXO
p.s. that blog is a HOOT!
Many of my favorite bloggers are the stylist there Sixpense
DeleteThere's a saying over here. Maybe you have it too? If someone is being stupid, they are called a "tithead"😉
ReplyDeleteAh, a favourite of my sister's when we devolve into name-calling!
DeleteAlas...the only tit im familiar it with is a tufted titmouse.
DeleteI always thought you could pull off the buxom blonde look...
ReplyDeleteI see your points.
ReplyDeleteI always heard that women had eyes on the backs of their heads, but tits complete with nipples?
ReplyDelete"I'd hang you from the nipples, but it would shock the children." Eleanor of Aquitaine, "The Lion In Winter."
"Tits and ass
ReplyDeleteBought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
Tits and ass
Had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting national tours
Tits and ass won't get you jobs unless they're yours!"
Jx
Tits and ass can change your life. They sure changed mine.
DeleteTit's and ass - it's a gas!
DeleteSing it, girls!!
DeleteTitillating! She could use a good underwire snood to avoid neckaches. Surprisingly *insert eyeroll here* this got a thumbs up and drool of approval from Balder Half.
ReplyDeleteHe probably woke up and thought you were sleeping on your side again.
DeleteYou could be right, Mads, since he doesn't wear his "I'm blind as a bat" glasses to bed. However, TMI ALERT! TMI ALERT!, the tit to tip ratio is totally different :)
DeleteI am now officially out of my deep blues! Thank you very much and aren't you sorry?
Uh oh. Look out everybody!!!!! Yes tmi!!!! The above photo is called my Deedles Do.
DeleteI'm honored, I think.
DeleteOh no, that's so last year, I had that cut in 2019!
ReplyDeleteSteven, honey, this is not a mental image that I need! Ginger jahoobies? No!
DeleteOh darling, tits are always in. Or Up? Or is it out? Well they are always in vogue.
Deleteyour bits and other pieces always seem to be right in your face, i swear.
ReplyDeleteor other people's bits and pieces are in his face.
DeleteDollywood ticket takers must wear this "do" while on duty.
ReplyDeleteOh honey, those end are tired and worn.
ReplyDeleteMaddie, your home hairdresser must have been feeling quite creative that day?
ReplyDeleteI sleep best when my head is resting on your delicate pillows of love Maddie.
ReplyDeleteoooh, TMI! :)
DeleteThey are classically artistic and have great lines, they should be a hit with the neighborhood ladies.
ReplyDeleteThat Coif is EVERYTHING... the whole World going Tits and all, it makes a bold Statement.
ReplyDeleteOoh la la!
ReplyDeleteWhen they say chin up, tits out, you took it literally.
ReplyDeleteAnything worth doing is worth doing right.
DeleteTITS! as big as mine and duchess deedles!
ReplyDeleteIs that a Boobfant? Fabulous.
ReplyDeleteI know that ladies wear their hair a certain length so it has a little bounce to it, but this is taking things a touch too far, my dear.
ReplyDeleteI guess I cut my hair too soon, sugarpie! ;) xoxo
ReplyDeleteAs a bi guy,I haven't met a pair of boobs I didn't like yet.
ReplyDeleteWait, I feel a song coming on! You've been warned. Want to hear it? Hear it go.
ReplyDeleteThese boobs are made for coiffin', and that's just what they'll do.
One of these days a cock will become a coiffure too.
You missed your parody singer career Deedles.
DeleteAnd the music world is better off that I did, Ms Agnes.
DeleteWilliam approved this hairstyle.
ReplyDeleteI hope you got a sports bra for those things when you go jogging.
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