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Friday, December 3, 2021
CHUCKLES
In my last chuckles post I shared some refaces, which when bored, I get addicted to the app. In the last one, Tundra Bunny asked about Captain America. Well, these today, go out to Tundra Bunny and his biggest fan...Debs, from She Who Seeks.
You can fill in for Chris Evans anytime, Mistress -- ROWWRRR! A handsome man in uniform always makes me a little weak in the knees and judging by all the comments, you're doing that for your male followers too, LOL!
You are beautiful and I still want to nibble your nose! Captain America is okay (I was a DC girl myself). I picture you as Wonder Woman. I'm pervy that way.
Heh, should be interesting to say the least. If it helps, I picture you more as Lynda Carter's rather than Gal Gadot's WW. The costume's more colorful. You know how I am about color!
Wow! You do make a hot Captain America. Secret weapons include...tight lip suction for hypnotic kissing, strong oral skills for distracting villain and a nice weapon at the waist for penetration over and over to subdue the villain for good. Not to mention those killer pecs to distract with.
ROFLMAO! These are too good. I'll have to show mine in a future post.
ReplyDeleteIts fun to see them isn't it?
DeleteCaptain Maddie and Her Glorious Pecs!
ReplyDeleteLOL. The Mistress has a few secret weapons that I know of.
Delete@ Bob, LMAO!!!!!!
Delete@ The Lad, don't be revealing all my secrets. I like to catch people from behind.
Having known you for some years, the last is very eerily accurate.Has me wondering if we should be friends or lovers?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteIf men could have kids, I'm think you and Chris Evans need to make children.
ReplyDeleteI would second that line of thought.
DeleteAnd over HERE , over HERE!!!! I am already volunteering to help you out of the uniform....
ReplyDeleteHaving seen many of your Refaces now, you must be damn cutie.And a blond?
ReplyDeleteThese are good.
LMAO!!!! These are soooo good...and HAWT! BUT curses...they wouldn't let you do a naked one? Just one? lol.
ReplyDeleteOMG, it's a butch version of the Mistress Borghese. Captain Ho!
ReplyDeleteAnd you can be my sidekick. Big Oxen!
Deletebwhahahahaha!!! No doubt saving sexually frustrated men!!!!!!
DeleteOhhhh yes!
ReplyDeleteIs it me or it's getting hot in here?
Debra is gonna have a ball!
XOXO
Love these. I could totally see myself getting addicted to this app if I dared use it.
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Interesting. It would never occur to me.
ReplyDeleteOh My Gawd! All of a sudden Captain America is even BETTER looking!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't wait to post this for you!
DeleteHOT, HOT, HOT! hUGS....
ReplyDeleteAnyone ever tell you that blue suits you?
ReplyDeleteBlue is my favorite color Helen
DeleteYou can fill in for Chris Evans anytime, Mistress -- ROWWRRR! A handsome man in uniform always makes me a little weak in the knees and judging by all the comments, you're doing that for your male followers too, LOL!
ReplyDeleteWell, if I'm to be a fill in, I'm going to have to work very closely with Chris. And I do MEAN CLOSELY. I was hoping you'd like this Tundra.
DeleteI loved it -- you totally made my Friday!
DeleteAnd you wouldn't even need a cod piece in your uniform.
ReplyDeleteThere are sexy!!! And having met you once...uncanny how I see yourself in these. That app is crazy real. I love doing it too.
ReplyDeleteYou are beautiful and I still want to nibble your nose! Captain America is okay (I was a DC girl myself). I picture you as Wonder Woman. I'm pervy that way.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh...I may have to check that and see jist for you.
DeleteHeh, should be interesting to say the least. If it helps, I picture you more as Lynda Carter's rather than Gal Gadot's WW. The costume's more colorful. You know how I am about color!
DeleteLOL!!! I love these.
ReplyDeleteBetter than the original!
ReplyDeleteWow! You do make a hot Captain America. Secret weapons include...tight lip suction for hypnotic kissing, strong oral skills for distracting villain and a nice weapon at the waist for penetration over and over to subdue the villain for good. Not to mention those killer pecs to distract with.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer to be the villain.