GINGERBREAD

It's not often heard that your typical tall, dark and handsome hottie loses out to a pale skinned, freckly redheaded ginger. As we know, I am completely obsessed with South American men. But what kind of whore connoisseur of men would I be if I wasn't a equal opportunity Mistress? Truth be told I also have a huge thing for Asians and yes, GINGERS! Could it be because there is GIN in there??? Hmmmmm.  I have only dated two gingers to date, and both were very positive experiences and hot in the sheets. But lately, I have found the ginger switch turned back on. You see, at the shop, we have a metrosexual, very handsome, and polished ginger who comes in. We think he is straight, but for some reason has taken to the Mistress, and will usually seek out my services. While I wasn't there this weekend, I did get a message from the Dame that Ginger was in and brought me in a bottle of gin to thank me for helping him when he was in last, which seems to be every week. Well, you know that got me quivering. Most men, the way to their heart is their stomach. Mine is through gin and an old-fashioned glass. Can you already see my spidery hands rubbing and spinning each other forming a web? But no darlings, I'm telling you a ginger makes for a great man to date and have sex. And it being gingerbread season I will tell you why we could all use some ginger in our life.

Matty Brooks

Thier confidence. I have found gingers to be among the most confident men around. After years of being picked on in school it most times has molded them into self -confident men. They know who they are and aren't about to let a few shitty put downs change that.

Their personalities. Because they haven't always relied on their looks, 9 out of 10 times they will have a naturally winning personality. And what's not to like about their ginger beards and eyebrows...that actually match the carpet and drapes.

Ken Bek

The two that I dated I have found both had great sense of humors due to the fact everyone has been poking fun at them, so they know how to take a joke and have a good old laugh. And of course, what's not to like about their freckles...ahhhhh sexy and cute.

As I mention they are great in bed, and I'm not jesting!!! They're fireballs in bed. For some unknown reason they all seem to be dynamite in the sack. I and many friends agree. I am going to research this further to see if I can crack the code to why they all are and it might take me 6- 10 more gingers, and I'll get back to you all then. But yes henny... the two I dated were very passionate and left me exhausted and very pleased. And what's not to like about a lovely thick, ivory tusk? And that passion? They are passionate and feisty people in all aspects of life, and that translates to the bed...what's hotter than that?

Pedro Caracoroa

Sebastien Betsch

Gingers generally have great style in fashion, I mean have you seen a ginger in a suit? HOT. Thier eyes. That fiery red hair and porcelain skin only accentuates their stunning blue/green/gold eyes. And that look they give that says they want to rip your clothes off is downright a huge turn on. I also like that most gingers seem to be straight forward. That fiery temper will always let you know where you stand, no minds games. When a ginger is pissed you will know, and he will also let you know by that look your about to get it real good. Those looks and his eyes are almost as good as the sex.

Ginger Eddie

John Hall

For some odd reason that I can't quiet pinpoint, they seem to be automatically kinda classy. And if your lucky enough to have a ginger and they manage to get a nice tan, it's like you've got one of the rarest jewels right in the palm of your hands. Nothing sexier that a ginger with a square cut tan line. And if your real lucky you'll find a ginger with a hot accent. Irish, Scottish, Aussie...YES PLEASE!

Philly's own, Nicholas  Skidmore! Sexxxxxy!

I have also found they don't have egos. Usually in most cases they have no idea how unbelievably hot they are, so there's no battling with ridiculous egos. And they also age very well. unlike the sun worshipers, they tend to not get leathery and get sun skin, so their skin will be primed for perfection well into old age. The one guy I dated I still talk to, he's  47 and still looks like he's 30. 

Kevin Adrin

So there you have it.  And the last reason...They are just so flaming hot!!! There is just something about gingers guys, they seem mysterious, they're rare, they're precious and they are in demand...at least in my book!

No excuse me kids...I'm ready to play connect the dots.