You kids know, how I just LOVE a Mariah Carey Christmas ditty.....
You know there are two things that get you banned from the Casa du Borghese. CROCS and Mariah Carey Christmas music, if that's what you call it. And speaking of prostitutes.....
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Oh my, that snowman!!
ReplyDeleteLet's not be sexist about this - that is a snowperson!
DeleteIt gave me a good chuckle JM!
DeleteNice snowballs!
ReplyDeleteThank you, I can't stand Mariah Christmas music either.
ReplyDeleteAnd the only thing funnier for the Frostitute, would be a dollar bill in the cleavage, and smeared lipstick.
I would never bring either to the Casa, or mention them, or even think of them!
ReplyDeleteBut what about Mariah WEARING crocs?
I was almost going to be a smart ass and Photoshop crocs on her feet Bob.
DeleteLOL!!!!! Your so cute, you call that music?
ReplyDeleteI call it noise, screaming and cat walling.
LOL. Well, you can count on me to NEVER wear a croc and run screaming from the room if anyone dared put on her Christmas music.
ReplyDeleteLove the snowtute.
ReplyDeleteI hear she give good snowjobs Ricko.
DeleteI've never worn crocs and, to the best of my knowledge, I've never ever heard Mariah Carey sing....and I detest Christmas songs full stop (that of course does not include Christmas carols).
ReplyDeleteI can say I have seen her in concert...back when she first hit the scene. I loved her then. And when it comes to Christmas music, I like the old ones...give me some Les Baxter, Percy Faith, Ray Coniff and the new Christie Minstrels.
DeleteI love All I Want for Xmas. No shame here.
ReplyDeleteLove me some Mooriah too. Bitch is a riot.
XOXO
Hum, Im going to need to see you back in my office Sixpence......
DeleteOMG! That Frostitute is genius.
ReplyDeleteIf your complex has a snowman contest in the winter, you could do a Frostitute. That is if you got snow. LOL!
DeleteThe frostitute is fabulous!😂
ReplyDeleteMariah Carey's Christmas song, not so much.
I loathe Maria-fucking-Carey! A five-octave range? She can't hold a note in any of them. I lump her together with Slime Dion and Wibbler Whitney, the triumvirate of godawfulness that ruined music forever. There was a time when girls who wanted to be singers aspired to sound like Aretha or Tina or Donna Summer; nowadays all you get is shrill, can't-pronounce-consonants, nasal whining. Jx
ReplyDeleteWith the auto-tune. Don't forget the auto tune dear.
DeleteWell, I don't wear crocs and I detest screaming mimi pop music, so I should be safe from banishment for awhile, no? Love your Frostitute too-- now THAT'S creativity, LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou come sit here by me Tundra. You have been very good. I would burn crocs in the fireplace it they didn't emit such a smell and plastic fumes all over.
Deletenow if that were a frostitute of you, the bump would be at the other end.
ReplyDeleteA prickicle!
DeleteI love that Frostitute. Makes me wish for snow. As for Mariah Carey, all she wants for Christmas is her own bloated ego. She doesn’t need me.
ReplyDeleteA Frostitute... Love it!
ReplyDeleteI believe in Japan that snowlady would be a J-Cup.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I think everyone has already said it, and I can't think of anything to add!
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