As regular readers here can tell you, the Mistress can get kinky and plain dirty. And as is tradition here, today is the first of May. My large group of friends and I had our resident fag hag and mother hen of the group, Mother Burnside, who's passed on, who always had a lovely ditty for the first of May....
It's the First of May,
Outdoor screwing begins today!
I can't lie, I'm a huge outdoor whore! To read how the story came to be click here. To peruse the Mistress's outdoor sex tips click here. Other May traditions here. All entertaining. So what in hell you waiting for...go get busy baby!!!! I'm off to the lake now..tootles!
This post is in memory of Mother Burnside.
This has been a Casa du Borghese public service announcement.