MAY DAY....

 ...surely you didn't think we forgot traditions here at the Casa du Borghese! 

As are traditions on May Day....

  HOORAY! HOORAY! 

It's the first of May,

Outdoor screwing begins today!!!!

SPRING TRADITION ENDURES....

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FIRST OF MAY!

 As is tradition here at the Casa du Borghese...

Horray Hooray, it's the first of May,

Outdoor screwing begins today!!!!

I can't lie, your Mistress is a big fan of outdoor sex! In the spring my libido is even higher than normal, if that is even possible. I'm here to tell you I have had sex in some pretty odd outdoor places, like an ally, a few balconies, several cars, the dock and in the woods in the Poconos, on a picnic table, which broke apart after a few thrusts, a church fire scape, a golf course, and more than a few parks and a garden. Nothing like striping naked and having sex al fresco I say. But just remember a few tips from my How To Have Sex Outdoors and Have Fun while Being Safe, brochure. Yeah, I was never good with my brochure tiles. Some points to remember. 1- bring protection. 2- Be prepared to be caught. 3- Watch for pricks and other sharp thorns before sitting.4- Bring a blanket. 5- Come prepared, with the like of protection, and namely lube and a stiff drink in a thermos for after. And make sure to clean up after yourself. NO one need to be told they have a used trojan stuck to their heel!!! But mostly just enjoy the great out of doors, the fresh air and the cock and getting nailed.

I'll be at the lake if anyone is looking for me.

Happy Outdoor Season!

MOOD BOARD

Happy May Day kids!!!!!

What's not to love about May Day!!!! Spring is a time for fresh starts, enjoying nature, explorations, rejuvenation, enjoy some pastel sweets, May Poles, and men being nearly naked and higher libidos. I know I have felt it's affects!!! And as is tradition here at the Casa du Borghese....Hooray, Hooray it's the first of May, outdoor screwing begins today!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!

 I think the mood is right to kick the week off with a groovy little vibe with a little of Adriano Celentano!

FIRST OF MAY

 

As is tradition here at the Casa du Borghese...

Hooray! Hooray!

It's the First of May,

Out door screwing begins today!!!

We at the Casa du Borghese, Ms. Moorecock, and Pam Demic all endorse getting out of doors, enjoy some out door sport nookie on the golf course or streamside... and please...be safe! 

Happy May Day!!!!!!!

PSA #21...FIRST OF MAY

As regular readers here can tell you, the Mistress can get kinky and plain dirty. And as is tradition here, today is the first of May. My large group of friends and I had our resident fag hag and mother hen of the group, Mother Burnside, who's passed on, who always had a lovely ditty for the first of May....

Hooray! Hooray!

It's the First of May,

Outdoor screwing begins today!

I can't lie, I'm a huge outdoor whore! To read how the story came to be click here. To peruse  the Mistress's outdoor sex tips click here. Other May traditions here. All entertaining. So what in hell you waiting for...go get busy baby!!!! I'm off to the lake now..tootles!

This post is in memory of Mother Burnside. 

This has been a Casa du Borghese public service announcement.

ODE TO A FAGHAG

As some of my new readers, or some of my regulars who may never heard this story are in for it. I really should post some of my antics from back in my very young gayling days in Harrisburg. We were quite the large group of friends. There was our core group of close friends, and then the extended friends that each of us had. So when there was a party, it was generally a rip roar of a good time. Just picture the party scene in Holly Golightly's apartment, and you'll catch my drift. They were quite something. Now May 1st not only signals the real beginning of May and spring, but also has other meaning and memory for me. You see when I and the rest of the group came out, we had a den mother of sorts. She sort of took us under her wing and eventually became the matriarch of us gay boys. She was a divorced lady, older, with two gay kids of her own. Since we all loved the movie Auntie Mame, we officially named her Mother Burnside.. our premiere Faghag Mother! And the WHOLE TOWN knew who she was. Her and I were of particular trouble. We were out Thursday night for karaoke, Friday and Saturdays for club nights, Sundays for drag shows, Mondays for after work drinks and then took off Tuesday and Wednesday nights. Her palce was where I would always get ready in drag. Ahhhh the memories. Unfortunately, I'm sad to say we lost Mother Burnside back in January to the shock of everyone.  Well, one year, the group decided to make the First of May party. Of course Mother Burnside had a little ditty from years ago she had heard. Knowing we couldn't pack hundreds of people in for the party, we decided the whole town should enjoy the day of May anyway. So she and I came up with this little flyer..........

Hooray! Hooray!

It's the First of May,

Outdoor Screwing Begins Today!

After mass producing several hundred copies, we went out one Thursday evening after our cock-a-tails and we stuck one on literally every car windshield we came in contact with. They were the talk of town!!!!! We played dumb and never did own up to it till years later. A good friend of mine got one before I knew him, and just recently he brought that up, and I almost fell off my chair...after all these years, so I told him all about it. He  replied "Why am I NOT surprised you had something to do with that." N

Ahhhhhhhh, Good Times! I have more fascinating tales than that too, just you wait!

This one is for you Mother Burnside

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

As is tradition at the Casa du Borghese every May......

Hooray, Hooray,

It's the first of May,

Outdoor screwing begins today!!

Not my Bonnie and Clyde, but I think we know where this is going.

You were expecting houseboys, weren't you?

OUTDOOR SEX SEASON

HOORAY,HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY,OUTDOOR SCREWING BEGINS TODAY! The first of May officially opens the outdoor sex season and it is suppose to be glorious weather here in Philadelphia this weekend. Now that the warmer temps are here, people will be doing some naughty sport nookie outside. And it can be fun just the thrill of getting caught and it is nice to just get out of the house and switch thing up! But a friend first told me of the saying. One year she and I even made up flyers that said the first of May saying on it with a picture of a very hot, well-endowed man on the inside of the flyer. The first of May was on a Saturday that year, so when we went out to the bar for drinks one night, we put these flyers on every car in the area! It got quite a few laughs and gave some a treasured picture! And the Mistress is a experienced ho, I mean, hostess of outdoor sports, so here are my tips of a enjoyable time for all.

1. Be alert.

Getting frisky al fresco is all fine and dandy, but nothing turns a saucy romp in the grass from titillating to mortifying quicker then landing in dog doo. Depending on where you're getting down and dirty, it would behoove you to be extra alert to your surroundings. Some people just don't pick up after their Rover's. If you're on a hike and decide to be one with nature, fine, but be extra paranoid about a rustle of leaves or serenade of breaking twigs. So pick a clean wood or park. Or in your own back yard.

2. Dress appropriately.

Ladies: make it easy and wear a skirt or dress. And men, avoid belts or tight pants. And the Mistress highly recommends if you want to go commando, even better. One less thing to take off! But select your outfit carefully and be prepared to disrobe, get busy and then get presentable fast. And don't forget the Wet Ones! And a compact for a quick powder!

3.) Bring a blanket.

The Mistress learned the hard way to avoid getting sand tucked into certain crevices where it doesn't belong,or the wrong thing poking you that you don't want, so if you want sex on the beach, or in the woods, bring a generous-sized blanket. Likewise, rocks, sticks, burrs and other parts of nature are prettier to look at than to grind on—trust me! And you don't want to call 911 because of a punctured butt cheek from a stick. And if your out over night pictch a tent. Tent sex can be fun!

4.)Best to do it standing up.

If you have the stamina, standing up is probably the best position for knocking boots outdoors. The shrubbery always looks much more comfortable than it actually is. This is why the Mistress always dated younger, for their stamina and endurance!

5.)Come prepared.

Outdoor sex is more about novelty than having the best sex ever, but you might as well up your pleasure quotient with a few easy tricks. Namely, bring lubrication. Getting it on outside is challenging enough without trying to navigate foreplay, so let lube works its magic instead, and make sure it is scentless—no need to attract bugs. If anything joins in, I don't want bugs! Likewise, being one with nature is no excuse not to protect yourself. Bring condoms or your choice of contraceptive, and please take them with you when you're finished. Nothing ruins a good time like happening upon someones used Trojan. Or seeing the neighborhood busy body, Millicent walking down the street with a condom stuck to her heel!!! Ah, that poor thing.

So there you have it. So please enjoy the first of May!!! OH, and one last tip. If your in the car having sex, I HIGHLY recommend the back seat. Some people could accidentally knock the stick shift out of gear causing car to start rolling, heading for a down hill, putting everyone into a un-wanted panic. It very hard to get certain things that are rigid, back into clothes, and get the car stopped!

First of May

Hooray! Hooray!

It's the first of May,

Outdoor screwing begins today!

This is a old saying our gang of friends has been saying every year for years. Nothing like some good ole' yard sport nookie or a woods romp to get the season started!