Irritable, cranky or stressed? Well take advantage of the month of May then!
Take my word for it.....it does wonders for mental wellness, sleep, and clear skin honey. And not to mention, just feels damn good. Get busy and enjoy the exploration!!!
This has been another public service announcement.
Your public service announcements are going to kill me, Maddie!
ReplyDeleteThis is every month for me
ReplyDeleteMe too. Jx
Deleteif there has ever been a pro at this month......
ReplyDeleteI can set behind this! How about a group effort?
ReplyDeleteYes, every month this is me...do we really need a month, lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteMother may I?
ReplyDeleteDid the Republican Party get 5he memo?
ReplyDeleteTWO SNAPS UP!
DeleteFinally I month I can really grab a hold of!!!!!
ReplyDelete??? Gee, I thought every month was national masturbation month?
ReplyDeleteHuh, well...with this month and your writing your sure to get carpal tunnel.
DeleteMay has come and so have i!!!!! Better than any man gurl.
ReplyDeletePlus, you're always able to tell which sounds mean pleasure and which mean pain! Big bonus!
Deletegurlfriends, you both are RIGHT ON!
DeleteHey, it's Beltane! Do it TWICE!
ReplyDeleteThis is excellent news.
ReplyDeleteI need to celebrate then?
Hands on!
XoXo
And we're here to lend a hand if help is needed.
DeleteAbsolutely!
DeleteI knew there was a reason I was born in May.
ReplyDeleteBetween this post and yesterday's May 1st post, your fucking nasty, and I love it.
ReplyDeleteI'll be celebrating it every day. Religiously. Right into June even.
ReplyDeleteHow come we only get one month for this? LOL
ReplyDeleteLet me warm up my wrist and arm.💪💪💪
ReplyDeleteI have a mental orgasm whenever I visit this fine blog. Honey, you blow my mind (although I can think of other things worth blowing).
ReplyDeleteI wondered which May you meant for a moment, and felt a little squeamish.
ReplyDeleteSx
I had no idea! But can we still do it in June? And... is it ok if we started early?
ReplyDeleteI have cum just 6o read the comments
ReplyDeleteI usually don't masturbate….but if you really want me to, I guess I can celebrate the month.
ReplyDeleteOh yuck, is it that time of year already??? In other words we have to do "that" and then we are good for the rest of the year? ;p
ReplyDeleteThe month is still young, Steven. You have plenty of time to get started on going blind and growing palm hair. Get on it, boy!
DeletePlease, if your like the rest of us, your hand is constantly in those pants, lol!!!!
DeleteHow did I miss this public announcement? I paid my cable bill.Hmmmmmmmm. But GUUUUUUURL!!!!I know what you mean about that kills the cray cray thing. I'll just say it's been many a days!!And according to Mary, It's an excellent styling gel! Who would of thought!
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