Wednesday, May 8, 2019

FAMINE OF BEAUTY

Me, walking around Walmart.....

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  1. You..... and Anna Wintour

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  2. Hahahaha -- what the hell were YOU doing there?

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  3. Andre Leon Talley is just how I would picture YOU as at Walmart too!!!!!

    This made me chuckle.

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  4. YOU are too good for WALLFART!

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  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can hardly believe you have ever been in that dump.

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  6. WalMart is guilty of "Eye Rape."

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    1. Baby, I see that much crack, I think I'm in a bad neigborhood.

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  7. At one time our insurance for meds
    was only at WalMart. I walked in, and
    out, thru the plant/garden section to
    protect my soul.

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  8. Well, at the risk of being put on a time out or banned forever, and for full transparency, I, Deedles, am a WalMart shopper! I've been going to the same one for twenty-six years. My plethora of medications are cheaper there and they carry shoes in my size (natural swimmer elevens). I haven't seen anyone locally who looks like the Walmartians online. Maybe they're better disguised. What can I say? I'm cheap!

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    1. You are a patient soul. I guess their ok, I was just never in the habit of going. My big box of choice for such sundries is Tar-jay. The one Walmart near me cleaned out almost a whole town of their mom and pop stores.

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    2. Maddie, I shop Tarjay too. As a matter of fact, I used to work at Target's sister store, the now defunct Mervyn's. I didn't defunct it by the way. I find the WalMart people to be friendlier. I never buy the produce at either! The stuff in my size aren't as old ladyish as they are at Target, but Target has a little cheerier atmosphere.

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  9. But Maddie, Wal-Mart is where I get all my crocs and tube socks! ;p

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    1. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROCS!!!! OHdear.......TUBESOCKS?!?!?!? someone fetch me a gin...with bromide in it.....

      *faints on chaise*

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    2. Steven, I buy all of my compression socks and sweat suits there! They have a wider variety of colors in men's sweats and flannel shirts. I wonder how they would look with crocs? Houseboys, Maddie needs cpr, stat!

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    3. Deedles, one second as I gently tap Maddie's cheek and sprinkle cold water on him. It's ok sweetie, bad Steven was only teasing his Maddie.
      Anyway Deedles I do get a lot of groceries there, I find the prices can't be beat. Now let's get out of here before Maddie notices my favorite crocs!

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    4. Steven...run, but when I catch you, I'll beat your ass with one of those crocs, and your gonna love it!!!!

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  10. One of my very good friends shops there too, Deedles :-)

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    1. You are a very good friend and quite the lady, tdm.

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  11. I remembered once going to the woods with you once, and I had forgotten something or other, and you drove a half hour out of the way to go to a Target.

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    1. they sell butt plugs at Target?

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    2. I did have a male prostitute try to pick me up once on a visit there.

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    3. And did he beg you twice before you said yes?

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  12. This is the same as shopping at Asda isn't it? Say no more.
    Sx

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  13. I've been into one here for a pinch, if I forget something for a job like wired, or cables...and maybe the garden center.

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  14. Ugh Walmart. I can’t. And it has little to do with the famine of beauty.

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  15. I cannot see you entering a Walmart. Nope.
    I’ve been three times in one. Twice in Arkansas. Don’t ask.
    It was quite the experience.

    XoXo

    P.S. Andre Leon Talley has a documentary and it’s everything you’d expect it to be. It’s of course called The Gospel According to Andre’

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    1. Sixpence, I can picture Maddie entering a Walmart, in full Walmartian drag of course! Just for giggles. It would be EPIC!

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    2. If you visit me and go with me...I'll do it!

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  16. Fortunately we dont have a Walmart in center city. But that meme is you to a tee

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  17. Oh My, Don’t Ever Go There, Ever!

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    1. I have only been three times...and that was enough. Maybe there not all bad, but the closest one to me always seems to be filled with chaos.

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  18. It can be downright scary, can't it?

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  19. Best not to go to Walmart at all and deprive the Evil Empire of its funds.

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  20. I'd rather shop at a high brow place like JCPenney than Wally's World. I went there when they were brand new here in SoCal and it didn't take long for me to decide they were worse than KMart.

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