Well, at the risk of being put on a time out or banned forever, and for full transparency, I, Deedles, am a WalMart shopper! I've been going to the same one for twenty-six years. My plethora of medications are cheaper there and they carry shoes in my size (natural swimmer elevens). I haven't seen anyone locally who looks like the Walmartians online. Maybe they're better disguised. What can I say? I'm cheap!
You are a patient soul. I guess their ok, I was just never in the habit of going. My big box of choice for such sundries is Tar-jay. The one Walmart near me cleaned out almost a whole town of their mom and pop stores.
Maddie, I shop Tarjay too. As a matter of fact, I used to work at Target's sister store, the now defunct Mervyn's. I didn't defunct it by the way. I find the WalMart people to be friendlier. I never buy the produce at either! The stuff in my size aren't as old ladyish as they are at Target, but Target has a little cheerier atmosphere.
Steven, I buy all of my compression socks and sweat suits there! They have a wider variety of colors in men's sweats and flannel shirts. I wonder how they would look with crocs? Houseboys, Maddie needs cpr, stat!
Deedles, one second as I gently tap Maddie's cheek and sprinkle cold water on him. It's ok sweetie, bad Steven was only teasing his Maddie. Anyway Deedles I do get a lot of groceries there, I find the prices can't be beat. Now let's get out of here before Maddie notices my favorite crocs!
I remembered once going to the woods with you once, and I had forgotten something or other, and you drove a half hour out of the way to go to a Target.
I'd rather shop at a high brow place like JCPenney than Wally's World. I went there when they were brand new here in SoCal and it didn't take long for me to decide they were worse than KMart.
You..... and Anna Wintour
ReplyDeleteHahahaha -- what the hell were YOU doing there?
ReplyDeleteAndre Leon Talley is just how I would picture YOU as at Walmart too!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis made me chuckle.
YOU are too good for WALLFART!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can hardly believe you have ever been in that dump.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteWork it!
WalMart is guilty of "Eye Rape."
ReplyDeleteBaby, I see that much crack, I think I'm in a bad neigborhood.
DeleteAt one time our insurance for meds
ReplyDeletewas only at WalMart. I walked in, and
out, thru the plant/garden section to
protect my soul.
Oh., you took the scenic route!
DeleteWell, at the risk of being put on a time out or banned forever, and for full transparency, I, Deedles, am a WalMart shopper! I've been going to the same one for twenty-six years. My plethora of medications are cheaper there and they carry shoes in my size (natural swimmer elevens). I haven't seen anyone locally who looks like the Walmartians online. Maybe they're better disguised. What can I say? I'm cheap!
ReplyDeleteYou are a patient soul. I guess their ok, I was just never in the habit of going. My big box of choice for such sundries is Tar-jay. The one Walmart near me cleaned out almost a whole town of their mom and pop stores.
DeleteMaddie, I shop Tarjay too. As a matter of fact, I used to work at Target's sister store, the now defunct Mervyn's. I didn't defunct it by the way. I find the WalMart people to be friendlier. I never buy the produce at either! The stuff in my size aren't as old ladyish as they are at Target, but Target has a little cheerier atmosphere.
DeleteBut Maddie, Wal-Mart is where I get all my crocs and tube socks! ;p
ReplyDeleteWHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROCS!!!! OHdear.......TUBESOCKS?!?!?!? someone fetch me a gin...with bromide in it.....
Delete*faints on chaise*
Steven, I buy all of my compression socks and sweat suits there! They have a wider variety of colors in men's sweats and flannel shirts. I wonder how they would look with crocs? Houseboys, Maddie needs cpr, stat!
DeleteDeedles, one second as I gently tap Maddie's cheek and sprinkle cold water on him. It's ok sweetie, bad Steven was only teasing his Maddie.
DeleteAnyway Deedles I do get a lot of groceries there, I find the prices can't be beat. Now let's get out of here before Maddie notices my favorite crocs!
Steven...run, but when I catch you, I'll beat your ass with one of those crocs, and your gonna love it!!!!
DeleteOne of my very good friends shops there too, Deedles :-)
ReplyDeleteYou are a very good friend and quite the lady, tdm.
DeleteI remembered once going to the woods with you once, and I had forgotten something or other, and you drove a half hour out of the way to go to a Target.
ReplyDeletethey sell butt plugs at Target?
DeleteI did have a male prostitute try to pick me up once on a visit there.
DeleteAnd did he beg you twice before you said yes?
DeleteThis is the same as shopping at Asda isn't it? Say no more.
ReplyDeleteSx
I've been into one here for a pinch, if I forget something for a job like wired, or cables...and maybe the garden center.
ReplyDeleteUgh Walmart. I can’t. And it has little to do with the famine of beauty.
ReplyDeleteI cannot see you entering a Walmart. Nope.
ReplyDeleteI’ve been three times in one. Twice in Arkansas. Don’t ask.
It was quite the experience.
XoXo
P.S. Andre Leon Talley has a documentary and it’s everything you’d expect it to be. It’s of course called The Gospel According to Andre’
Sixpence, I can picture Maddie entering a Walmart, in full Walmartian drag of course! Just for giggles. It would be EPIC!
DeleteIf you visit me and go with me...I'll do it!
DeleteFortunately we dont have a Walmart in center city. But that meme is you to a tee
ReplyDeleteOh My, Don’t Ever Go There, Ever!
ReplyDeleteI have only been three times...and that was enough. Maybe there not all bad, but the closest one to me always seems to be filled with chaos.
DeleteIt can be downright scary, can't it?
ReplyDeleteBest not to go to Walmart at all and deprive the Evil Empire of its funds.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather shop at a high brow place like JCPenney than Wally's World. I went there when they were brand new here in SoCal and it didn't take long for me to decide they were worse than KMart.
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