LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Just shout " NEXT!!!"
"Well, okay...one more quick shag. But, then, you're out the door."Thanks for the laugh! Have a terrific weekend!
Oh yes. I could have used one of those back in the day!
My favorite I used to say was , "This isn't the Howard Johnstons."
hopefully there is ice water in that cup...yeah, I AM a nasty bitch!
:-) eeek! anne marie, brrrrr!!
Why would you want him to leave?
you must have a set of 12.
I can't expresso how bad I need this mug.
Oh Cali Boi... seriously with the bad pun, really... you too? This is Maddie's influence.
Damn...you give them coffee?
LOL! Consider yourself lucky to have that problem.
Well, I'm an absolute virgin when it comes to even the idea of a one night stand. I intend to stay one. This is funny, though. I'm actually chuckling as I'm drinking my coffee from a mug that reads Hello Beautiful. It was a gift from Balder Half a few years ago. Did I ever tell you that BH wears thick glasses?
Honey, that’s why I don’t Do one night stands. Really. Some guys need to buy a clue.XoXo
Sixpence prefers the revolving door 😜
I have a turn style some days myself.
Wait... back the truck up... if I ever found that guy in my bed, that mug would be going up against a brick wall in 2.3 seconds! ;D
Have a mug that says: Marry Me! He'll leave before the tea's even finished brewing.Sx
You got that right sister!!!!!!!
Oh that would have come in SO handy a few times in my life!!! Of course I never could have done it... but oh the idea.
Mistress, I can not believe you would do a one night stand. You?
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!