Monday, May 6, 2019

BLACK & WHITE

The Mistress didn't post any Monday blues drama, because I had off today!!!! I took a nice 6  mile jog up at the lake, followed by a nice drink and read while sitting on the dock, then came home and had a lovely nap. I then gathered these Lily of the Valleys ..enough for a vase in each room. Ohhhhhh the fragance!!!
And beware...my newest addition....
Yes!!!!! He is HUGE!!!! He might not look it, but this Crow was three times the size of my Blue jays, and all the other birds vacated when he showed up. As one can see, I think we have a connection, he and I. My neighbor saw him and when I got back he said to me, "I see you have new company." Yes, this is Nocturne, my new sidekick and henchmen, much like Malificent.
Just you wait till Nocturne brings me my minions for world domination. The first stop will be in DC....by the 100 of thousands. Just wait till the dump wakes up one morning and see this evil face staring him down
Then we will get all the squirrels inolved. I'm already in tight with them. I won't terrorize Melanie, but she sure as hell isn't getting any of my Lily of the Valleys either.
Bwahahahahahahahaha haaaaaaaaa ha!!!!!!!!!!

42 comments:

  1. get nocturne to piss/shit on the dump; he likes that! ooooh, nocturne has a resting bitch face!

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    1. PS - I have plenty of lily of the valley flowers...OUTSIDE! since they have a scent, I cannot have them indoors or my allergies will go batshit crazy! but outside...mine smell loverly!

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  2. I am no fool. The Mistress is not to be trifled with!!!! I know your evil side. You have a plan to take control of all these creatures to wage a war and wreak havoc and give them back the planet. Am I close? and can I get in on this?

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  3. WOW!!!!!!! That is the largest crow I ever did see! Not only are you getting the birds on your side, but there hybrids!!!! What the hell is in that feed Mistress!!!!!! He is stunning.

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  4. How cool!!!!!!!! Birds and squirrels....that will be a good start. Communications will be first to go.

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  5. Oh Mistress!!!! How wonderful! Beautiful pictures. Not to scare you, but I study witchcraft, and I think it's wonderful he visited you. A crow or blackbird is often believed to bring messages from our dead loved ones. And the Odin, a Norse God, had two ravens who flew all over the world then returned to whisper what they'd seen into his ears. He must know your a Mother Earth lover.

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  6. You HAVE GOT to do Maleficent for Halloween! It’d be awesome.
    And love the flowers! Nothing like fresh cut flowers 😎😎

    XoXo

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    1. The Mother of Birds, Queen of the Houseboys, ruler of the sinful, Doiyone of the boudior.

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  7. Remember that $5 you borrow? Yeah...don't worry about paying that back. Keep it Mistress. Such a pretty but menacing looking bird, but pretty!!!!

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  8. Wow! Amazing! I can't believe this, you went jogging? Six miles? :D See I can swing catty as good as any drag queen!

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    1. what we dont know is, he was probably chasing down some unspecting hot guy....

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    2. Lol!!!!! I work out, and the mistress licked me but good at the lake once. He can do long distance. And I thought he was just pretty.

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    3. Preston, on this blog, "licked me good" probably wasn't a wise choice of words. Hahaha!

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    4. You beat me to it, Steven! This is a good thing, because my raunch factor has been a little too off the charts lately.

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    5. Deedles, dirty minds think alike???

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    6. Steven, I might have licked him once....damn that gin.

      Deedles...you best behave. Actually nothing wrong with a little raunch factor.

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  9. I have a murder of crows that hang out around here. Large, beautiful, intelligent and LOUD! They are bigger than my dogs. There are times I feel like we are going to be acting out a scene from The Birds. That one looks wicked!
    I'm with Anne Marie on the flowers. I love all blooming things, but this year I'm sure to cough up a lung! Now, all of this talk about world domination with crows and squirrels, you took a six mile jog. I think you're suffering from deprivation of oxygen to the brain!

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  10. Daughter and I used to call the crows along the river park - Edgar, Allen and Poe... even though they weren't ravens. I grew up with a lot of feisty ravens. A good book I just read 'The Ravenmaster' by Christopher Skaife - about the Tower of London ravens.

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  11. and you like black bird too?!?!?!?

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  12. My word, it sort of reminds me of a Eurasian Blackbird, which are huge like this. Nocturne is a beauty.This sounds like it will be more like Game of Thrones!!!!!!

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  13. Crows have so much character, I love them.
    Can Nocturne tell the Cormorants to return to the UK? We miss them.
    Sx

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  14. I love him!!!!! I can tell he is huge and loud I bet too.

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  15. Can’t wait to open the news and see that!!!

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  16. Your new friend seems to be a dom. I think he may have told the other birds, “Nevermore.”

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  17. "Nocturne" is the PERFECT name for your new crow partner-in-crime!

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  18. Perfect name for him. But, wait...Melania truly is no better than the dump she married. Send the squirrels in, they can throw nuts!

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  19. Oh how marvelous! This is what in wizardry is called a 'gore-crow" Up to know good that's certain.

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  20. You’re home is becoming a complete menagerie. And that’s being polite.
    JP

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    1. All I need yet are a few racoons, and it will be Grey Gardens.

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    2. "Oh look That bird's going to the bathroom right behind your portrait."

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  21. Lily of the Valley - one of my favorite.

    Nocturne looks more like a Raven... so maybe you wanna cover the 'bust of Pallas oer your bedroom door.'

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  22. The crow is fabulous! I love him.

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  23. Nocturne looks like he's part of the Oakland Raiders. Please send him and his minions to DC and show them what the "Autumn Wind" really is.

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  24. All very Tippi Hedren dear.
    Lovely to see your Lily of the Valley

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