Tuesday, March 30, 2021

TODAYS CHUCKLE

 
 I highly doubt Ill ever turn in my fuck me pumps.

28 comments:

  1. crocs after 2 kids; rock yer badass self, maddie!

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  2. yep, i don't see you moving pass stiletto

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  3. And how funny...you can't stand Crocs or kids. How coincidental.

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  4. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. OHHHHH! That is funny! I might have three children and ancient... but no flat is going on my feet. Unless I'm on vacation with a bejeweled and ornate mule.

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  6. You chart's a little off since I don't do heels, but I do wear mountain boots. Maybe a little alteration is in order.

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    1. We can add the heel to the boot...dont you worry toots

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  7. Birkenstocks - after twins and a singleton.

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  8. That's about right. I imagine 4" heels are categorized as "Taken, but could be available".

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  9. Im shocked, SHOCKED! I'll be right there with you with high heels.

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  10. That croc is enough to scare me not to have another.

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  11. Is that how you keep that azz of yours looking so tight? Do you wear them when you go for your six mile runs? Can I watch? Kizzes.

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  12. Your quote underneath reminded me of Amy Winehouse's song, Fuck Me Pumps.

    Yassss henny!

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  13. I think I mentioned this before, but it bears repeating. Back when I had, or thought I had, a different mind set than I do now, I spent (literally) a considerable amount of time in strip bars--the kind with cis females--and instead of looking at the boobs my attention was focused on the stilettoes. It amazed me how well those girls danced in those things. I was especially impressed how a typical stripper would slide down the pole, kind of jump off right before she was about to land, and then, with one one leg still pointed upward, just spin around like a top on the single earthbound heel. I'm not sure Cyd Charisse could have done better, or gotten any more dollar bills in her garter.

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    1. There was a time I could walk far better in stilettos then I could in regular shoes!!! I sometimes do wear them around the house you know, to stay in form!!!!! That's a great comment!!!!

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  14. I've been at stage 3 for the last 30+ years

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  15. You also can't stop at two kids or we'll find you in Crocs.

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  16. LOL! That is funny and sort of does sum it up.

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  17. So two kids is the down payment for Crocs? That's way too high.
    I think stilettos look dangerous but are soooo pretty!

    XOXO

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  18. Don't fall off those things,

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  19. a metaphor for life

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  20. the last one reminds me of my friend who tells me his latina mama used that as a weapon for flies and impudent ninos.

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