Hahaha I know you're enjoying the cat and mouse game. The thing with heteroflexible men is that they can be maddeningly ambiguous. But of course that's part of the fun. Good luck!
Sexually speaking, the advantage of doing something for each other is a high gain for both: that's why I prefer sex (at least) with another man rather than masturbation, although it can also be enriched by meditation.
However, if you think about it, it can also be a philosophy of life: what can I do for you and what you can do for me. If we all really reasoned like this, our hearts would be more open and human life would be better.
Oh, you KNOW I have to comment on this post. My two favorite pastimes: Comic Books and Sex! (The Elongated Man is one of my favorites, even without the innuendo. But now I think I may just need to design “The Lumbersexual” character and then illustrate a comic cover of their first “entanglement.” Of course, I’m going to need measurements and head to toe body shots for you both for reference. Accuracy is essential, after all. *smirk*
What will you wear? What will he wear? Will you fly into each other's arms and kiss passionately the moment he comes in the door? Will your first words be simple, as in "fuck me," or will you say something romantic? I'm imagining so many possibilities in my dull, little life.
I laughed for about five seconds, and then I suddenly remembered why the actor that played Elongated Man on The Flash got fired. It's still hilarious though.
I'm very much looking forward to the next episode of 'Mr Lumbersexual'. I feel like you've created your own soap opera with this one!
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Tune into tomorrow for another episode of Gays of Our Lives.
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ReplyDeleteI know you're enjoying the cat and mouse game. The thing with heteroflexible men is that they can be maddeningly ambiguous. But of course that's part of the fun.
Good luck!
XOXO
Oh but I am!!!!!!!!
DeleteHee hee hee... you gotta man on your mind! Well, keeps you occupied. Be smart, have fun. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteYass!!
ReplyDeleteSexually speaking, the advantage of doing something for each other is a high gain for both: that's why I prefer sex (at least) with another man rather than masturbation, although it can also be enriched by meditation.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you think about it, it can also be a philosophy of life: what can I do for you and what you can do for me. If we all really reasoned like this, our hearts would be more open and human life would be better.
Got my fingers crossed for you! If anyone can seduce him, you can!
ReplyDeleteyou so bad, maddie! :)
ReplyDeleteI think I dated him when I was single. It was real and it was spectacular.
ReplyDeleteI imagine you've got plenty of ideas about what you might do for each other!
ReplyDeleteAnd plenty of rope.
DeleteWe like an elongated man. Jx
ReplyDeleteTheres a drag name....Dix E Longated.
DeleteIm only surprised he hasn't noticed your elongate.
ReplyDeleteMade me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteHave your monogrammed rubber sheet ready to go! This is more exciting than waiting for the next season of The Crown!
ReplyDeleteTo be continued..........
DeleteOoh, Gays of Our Lives, my favorite show. I want to know what's elongated.
ReplyDeleteIf I have to tell you what's elongated...it just doesn't matter any more, lol.
DeleteI'm with Mitchell on this one!
ReplyDeleteEnter fairy godmother who waves magic wand and makes your wishes come true!
ReplyDeleteOh, you KNOW I have to comment on this post. My two favorite pastimes: Comic Books and Sex! (The Elongated Man is one of my favorites, even without the innuendo. But now I think I may just need to design “The Lumbersexual” character and then illustrate a comic cover of their first “entanglement.” Of course, I’m going to need measurements and head to toe body shots for you both for reference. Accuracy is essential, after all. *smirk*
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 And are measurement s required for the elongated or deflated state?
DeleteMake sure you take your spandex off first - when those sparks fly, you don't want to go up in flames!
ReplyDeleteYuck...burnt rubber.
DeleteWhat will you wear? What will he wear? Will you fly into each other's arms and kiss passionately the moment he comes in the door? Will your first words be simple, as in "fuck me," or will you say something romantic? I'm imagining so many possibilities in my dull, little life.
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Hopefully I can just wait on the bed scantily dressed.
DeleteYes......When will you be seeing him again....we're waiting.....
ReplyDeleteI laughed for about five seconds, and then I suddenly remembered why the actor that played Elongated Man on The Flash got fired. It's still hilarious though.
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