Doesn't houseboy Puck look cute modeling the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts for the winner???
The caption competition came and went, and we ended up with around 61 comments and lots of chatter. There was quite a few excellent comments and some that had me laughing out loud, only to be followed with do no enter.
Some of the honorary mentions.
Mahogany Empress- "Tinkerbell Gone Wrong"
Midnight Magpie-"You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions."
*makes mental note to get that on a tee shirt*
Rimpy Rimpington-Frustrated Homeowner: Excuse me. Could you please get off my porch? You're scaring away the other trick-or-treaters. And aren't you a little old to be dressing up for Halloween?
Mistress Maddie: Who says I'm wearing a costume?
FHO: That's it! I'm calling the...Wait! Are those Freakin' Green Elf Shorts? Sorry, kids, we just ran out of candy!
*flings bowl of fun-sized candy bars to the restless mob, grabs Maddie by the hand, slams door shut behind them and turns off porch light*
Inexplicable DeVice-"Pam demic keeps her legs crossed in order to prevent the release of something worse than COVID!"
Normadesmond-"Im not here for the gifts, only to warn you the silicone's leaking."
Duchess Deedles- "Ariel,the gin and regret years."
Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan- "Ass 10-Tits -3"
Oh.... now houseboy Lukus wants to model the Freaking Green Elf Shorts!
And now, the time has come to lip synch FOR YOURRRRRR LIFE, and don't fuck it...oh opps, wrong show. And now the honorary, non-blog winner goes to Tundra Bunny with this comment "Santa wouldn't touch those FGES with his 10 foot North Pole." Congrats Tundra and thanks for playing!!!!
Now for the Grand winner of the Legendary Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, bragging rights, hosting of the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts competition, not to mention the entrance into a league of a few and utterly crazy bloggerati from around the globe, and a trove of little souvenirs from my neck of the Planet goes too.....
Congratulations girl!!!!! You're the winner of the next leg of this blog tradition!!!!!! And the protector and attend of the all powerful Freakin" Green Elf Shorts!!!!! Her winning comment-
There once was a fellow named Maddie
And if you were a fine pool boy, he'd have ye
And when he was done
In his tacky green elf shorts he'd tuck away his 14 inch one
And that was fun for our Maddie!
If for some reason Janie Junebug can't fulfill her title, then the second runner up will then be crowned the winner, that of Rimpy Rimpington, will then be crowned the freakin winner to fill the title.
Congrats to Janie and Tundra Bunny... and when you two get a chance email me at email@example.com so I can get your address for mailing the parcels...especially Janie, I can't wait to unload these shorts fast enough!!!!! Now just to be clear, the houseboys don't come with the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.
Enjoy and Goodnight!!!