Doesn't houseboy Puck look cute modeling the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts for the winner???
The caption competition came and went, and we ended up with around 61 comments and lots of chatter. There was quite a few excellent comments and some that had me laughing out loud, only to be followed with do no enter.
Some of the honorary mentions.
Mahogany Empress- "Tinkerbell Gone Wrong"
Midnight Magpie-"You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions."
*makes mental note to get that on a tee shirt*
Rimpy Rimpington-Frustrated Homeowner: Excuse me. Could you please get off my porch? You're scaring away the other trick-or-treaters. And aren't you a little old to be dressing up for Halloween?
Mistress Maddie: Who says I'm wearing a costume?
FHO: That's it! I'm calling the...Wait! Are those Freakin' Green Elf Shorts? Sorry, kids, we just ran out of candy!
*flings bowl of fun-sized candy bars to the restless mob, grabs Maddie by the hand, slams door shut behind them and turns off porch light*
Inexplicable DeVice-"Pam demic keeps her legs crossed in order to prevent the release of something worse than COVID!"
Normadesmond-"Im not here for the gifts, only to warn you the silicone's leaking."
Duchess Deedles- "Ariel,the gin and regret years."
Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan- "Ass 10-Tits -3"
Oh.... now houseboy Lukus wants to model the Freaking Green Elf Shorts!
And now, the time has come to lip synch FOR YOURRRRRR LIFE, and don't fuck it...oh opps, wrong show. And now the honorary, non-blog winner goes to Tundra Bunny with this comment "Santa wouldn't touch those FGES with his 10 foot North Pole." Congrats Tundra and thanks for playing!!!!
Now for the Grand winner of the Legendary Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, bragging rights, hosting of the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts competition, not to mention the entrance into a league of a few and utterly crazy bloggerati from around the globe, and a trove of little souvenirs from my neck of the Planet goes too.....
Janie Junebug!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations girl!!!!! You're the winner of the next leg of this blog tradition!!!!!! And the protector and attend of the all powerful Freakin" Green Elf Shorts!!!!! Her winning comment-
There once was a fellow named Maddie
And if you were a fine pool boy, he'd have ye
And when he was done
In his tacky green elf shorts he'd tuck away his 14 inch one
And that was fun for our Maddie!
If for some reason Janie Junebug can't fulfill her title, then the second runner up will then be crowned the winner, that of Rimpy Rimpington, will then be crowned the freakin winner to fill the title.
Congrats to Janie and Tundra Bunny... and when you two get a chance email me at mistressborghese@yahoo.com so I can get your address for mailing the parcels...especially Janie, I can't wait to unload these shorts fast enough!!!!! Now just to be clear, the houseboys don't come with the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.
Enjoy and Goodnight!!!
Oh Janie's was epic!
ReplyDeleteThere were SO MANY hilarious captions, I laughed all the way through them. Congrats to Tundra Bunny and Janie Junebug for their inspired winning entries!
ReplyDeleteThat gale force wind that you feel is the combined sighs of relief from the non-winners! Congrats Tundra and Janie! Well done.
ReplyDeleteOh my God that comment had me in stitches. That was almost worthy of a win!
DeleteNaughty elves must have made off with my first comment. Just wanted to say congrats to Tundra Bunny and Janie Junebug, and also thanks for all the LOLs from the other contest entrants too!
ReplyDeleteYes you must love blogger. Now we're sorry we missed your comment. Nothing in spam.
DeleteCongratulations, Janie, and Bunny!!!!! And all the very best of luck!!!!
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I am very satisfied with an honorary mention. Thank God I don't have a Blog what will I have done with those damn shorts, I used them as a dust rag? But had the house boys come with them...
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion, they could be without shorts, completely naked.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Janie and Tundra Bunny! It's comments were indeed good, but everybody's comments made me laugh in that post. Mistress, why do I pick up the biggest fire relief that these will be off your hands?
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Janiejunebug and Tundra Bunny. These were all so funny. Please tell Lukus I need some help with MY shorts.
ReplyDeleteCongrats! Sigh of relief
ReplyDeleteWhy do I feel as though I dodged a bullet? but CONGRATS TO THE FABULOUS WINNERS!!!!
ReplyDeleteTundra Bunny here.... With such stiff competition, I'm thrilled to win an Honourable Mention -- and relieved I don't have to do Biohazard Disposal Duty!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the winner!!!!!! I 'd been highly disappointed if Id won only to find out the houseboys aren't included.
ReplyDeleteDamn, if I'd known those shorts came with a houseboy.... Oh, wait...nevermind. I just reread the post. But I'll still take the houseboys!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Janie Junebug! So, geographically speaking, where are The Shorts off to now? Mr. DeVice will need to update the map.
ReplyDeleteWith a modicum of sleuthing, I believe they'll be off to Jacksonville in Florida? That's if Janie doesn't have second thoughts... I hope she doesn't as they've never been to Florida, so there's plenty of room on the map for them! (which means I won't have to make a brand new one - Yay!)
DeleteYes, your correct Mr DeVice...they will be off to Florida!!! The Sunshine State. I'm trying to be nice here.
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteLove those!
And could I have a moment with Lukus? Please?
XOXO
Drat! If only I'd got here sooner - Ihad my eye on Lukus too...
DeleteHe has enough in the salami department to please you both.
DeleteAt the same time.
Congrats, Janie!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, commisera- I mean, Congratulations Janie Junebug and Tundra Bunny!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you, Maddie for a fun FGES CC! I hope the 'Shorts don't leave any lasting rashes or diseases...
I should be safe Mr. DeVice. Before wearing them, I wrapped my body with cling wrap.
DeleteThose shorts are so sticky after the houseboys have been at them you could fling 'em at a wall and they'd stay there. Good luck, Janie! Well dodged, Tundra Bunny! Jx
ReplyDeleteWho says they have never been stuck to the wall up high?
DeleteWhich reminds me, I wonder where the ladder is?
The elf shorts reminds me of the surprise I have for my wife this Christmas. Lots less coverage and Reindeer themed
ReplyDeleteI occasionally will do "magic mike" for her.
Magic Mike? Can I get a copy of that Adam???
DeleteAdam: You’ve got me laughing and my imagination running wild. Rudolph’s red nose? Simply flanked by antlers?
DeleteOne piece thong with Rudolph's face at the crotch
DeleteI fall asleep at the wheel at all the wrong times... sigh.
ReplyDeleteI have FINALLY gotten caught up on the last month of your blog. WHEW! I am bummed to have missed the FGES contest, but I doubt I could have out-shined any of the other entries and I KNOW you will all be relieved to know you won't have to see me squeeze into (aka pin to the front of my mumu) those shorts.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay good money to see you in your muu muu, Sassybear! The shorts would just be icing on the cake.
DeleteHell I say squeeze into them and let everything pop out. I have the feeling you like your Jingle Bells showing for the holidays!
DeleteSomehow I get the feeling that winning is not necessarily a good thing. But thank you to my loyal fans. Thank you, beloved Mistress. I must ponder whether I should accept the win.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Accept the win dear Janie. I hear that tar and feathering is not a happy experience!
DeleteAccept!!! Please accept! Honestly, it can be great fun!
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I agree!!!!! And it is fun knowing that they've traveled all over the globe and you're one of the few people on the mass planet that can say they've been a part of the freaking green ELF shorts competition. But I do have tar and feather as backup, just to warn you
DeleteWinning is definitely a marvellous, once in a lifetime experience, Janie! And if you're really lucky, twice! Just think of the fun you can have in creating a pose with the 'Shorts and then sending them on to somewhere else on this planet. You're a part of history!! Please, accept!
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