As a PSA....we have only today and untill midnight tomorrow to put in any comments for the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!!!!
This was taken in one of the old greenhouses at the Hexenhusli DeVice Gardens. But how I got there, I couldn't tell you. But right after that, I sharpened my clippers and went to town in Mr. DeVice's garden and sculpted a huge bush into a pussy! I title it, HRH-The Cat.
So there was that.
Anyhow, two winners, one blogger and one non- blogger will be winners of the little ole competition, so make sure if you want to comment, get it in before midnight at the cut off Thursday. There are some very funny comments, not making this easy already. I may need a gin.
I need a pussycat topiary!
ReplyDeleteGimmie a day, I'll be right down....
DeleteYES!!!! I DESERVE such a topiary tribute! Thank you, Mistress, you UNDERSTAND me in ways my DULL and UNCOOL HUMAN simply CANNOT! If I weren't BANNED from entering the United States after having been deported following my tour with Lady Gaga, I would COME AND LIVE WITH YOU! Oh what the hell, I may just SNEAK ACROSS THE 49TH PARALLEL anyway.
ReplyDeleteWell, HRH...You'd be most welcome to live at the Casa du Borghese...but beware there are houseboys that abound, and two canines!
DeleteYou are the best tonic I know!!!! You should be available on the NHS. You'd do folk more good than a load of pills.
ReplyDeleteYou also look very fetching on the greenhouse floor.
Funny how many men tell me that also... while Im still on my back.
DeletePam attacked by freaked out elf shorts in a broken greenhouse
ReplyDeleteThe day is arriving when I ship those suckers out!
DeletePussy!
ReplyDeleteI think Ms Scarlet might have had something to do with your little trip . ..
ReplyDeleteThat figures. How does she do this...and I almost blamed Mr. DeVice and his broom.
DeleteWrong shoes for England, hence the trip - you need wellies, or a lifeboat.
ReplyDeleteI love what you’ve done with the bush though!
Sx
Can you picture me in wellies? I'll bring the lifeboat.
DeleteMan, poison ivy really let herself go.
ReplyDeleteI’m shocked you can do such magic with a pussy. Who knew? As for the green elf shorts, there’s no way I can compete.
ReplyDeleteI shocked myself. Is it safe to say I broke in a pussy???
DeleteTamed might be a better word.
DeleteEwwwwwww!!!
DeleteThat Ewwwwwwww!!!! was me using my phone to comment for the first and last time.
DeleteLike you need another excuse to load up on gin.
ReplyDeleteA green bush covering your pussy.
ReplyDeleteHow am I not surprised by this.
I know, shocking right, it's usually a swollen cock covering my pussy.
DeleteMy pussy could use a little trimming.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
It's a shame the Hair Hall of Fame is closed.
DeleteDamn.
DeleteTundra Bunny here... You've captured HRH's haughtiness to a T! Be careful what you wish for, however, as HRH would rip poor Buster to shreds in no time...
ReplyDeletePoor Buster. And he prides himself on be a friend to cats. The poor little rump roast can't win.
DeleteSo my drag name is gonna be Kitty Topiary.
ReplyDeleteYes, I've decided that.
XOXO
Well, alright Miss Kitty...werk it, but don't wreck it!!!!
Deletewhat huge green cat.
ReplyDelete