Wednesday, November 23, 2022

PSA- FREAKIN GREEN ELF SHORTS

 As a PSA....we have only today and untill midnight tomorrow to put in any comments for the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!!!!


This was taken in one of the old greenhouses at the Hexenhusli DeVice Gardens. But how I got there, I couldn't tell you. But right after that, I sharpened my clippers and went to town in Mr. DeVice's garden and sculpted a huge bush into a pussy! I title it, HRH-The Cat.


So there was that. 
Anyhow, two winners, one blogger and one non- blogger will be winners of the little ole competition, so make sure if you want to comment, get it in before midnight at the cut off Thursday. There are some very funny comments, not making this easy already. I may need a gin.

30 comments:

  1. I need a pussycat topiary!

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  2. YES!!!! I DESERVE such a topiary tribute! Thank you, Mistress, you UNDERSTAND me in ways my DULL and UNCOOL HUMAN simply CANNOT! If I weren't BANNED from entering the United States after having been deported following my tour with Lady Gaga, I would COME AND LIVE WITH YOU! Oh what the hell, I may just SNEAK ACROSS THE 49TH PARALLEL anyway.

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    1. Well, HRH...You'd be most welcome to live at the Casa du Borghese...but beware there are houseboys that abound, and two canines!

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  3. You are the best tonic I know!!!! You should be available on the NHS. You'd do folk more good than a load of pills.
    You also look very fetching on the greenhouse floor.

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    1. Funny how many men tell me that also... while Im still on my back.

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  4. Pam attacked by freaked out elf shorts in a broken greenhouse

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    1. The day is arriving when I ship those suckers out!

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  5. I think Ms Scarlet might have had something to do with your little trip . ..

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    1. That figures. How does she do this...and I almost blamed Mr. DeVice and his broom.

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  6. Wrong shoes for England, hence the trip - you need wellies, or a lifeboat.
    I love what you’ve done with the bush though!
    Sx

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    1. Can you picture me in wellies? I'll bring the lifeboat.

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  7. Man, poison ivy really let herself go.

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  8. I’m shocked you can do such magic with a pussy. Who knew? As for the green elf shorts, there’s no way I can compete.

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    1. I shocked myself. Is it safe to say I broke in a pussy???

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    2. Tamed might be a better word.

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    3. Anonymous11/24/2022

      Ewwwwwww!!!

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    4. That Ewwwwwwww!!!! was me using my phone to comment for the first and last time.

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  9. Like you need another excuse to load up on gin.

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  10. A green bush covering your pussy.
    How am I not surprised by this.

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    1. I know, shocking right, it's usually a swollen cock covering my pussy.

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  11. My pussy could use a little trimming.

    Love,
    Janie

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  12. Anonymous11/23/2022

    Tundra Bunny here... You've captured HRH's haughtiness to a T! Be careful what you wish for, however, as HRH would rip poor Buster to shreds in no time...

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    1. Poor Buster. And he prides himself on be a friend to cats. The poor little rump roast can't win.

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  13. So my drag name is gonna be Kitty Topiary.
    Yes, I've decided that.

    XOXO

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    1. Well, alright Miss Kitty...werk it, but don't wreck it!!!!

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  14. what huge green cat.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!