Huh. I've been referred to as one of the waxworks (reference?) but you do take the cake now that one of your finest ass-ets has been forever preserved in porcelain. As if anything else could capture the alluring beauty of your skin, my dear. Kizzes - on your... vase.
That may cost you your job. Your so bad.
ReplyDeleteBut a vase of cakes or his own cakes. one can still stick things in both.
Cheeky!
ReplyDeleteWHAT? He did?!?!? No. But can't lie, it does look lie his ass.
ReplyDeleteSo is it safe to say my ass broke the mold?
DeleteI would at least cracked it.
DeleteThat's cute!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, a real cast of those cakes would be wonderful. Although I think it would take an awful lot of flowers to fill up THAT vase.
ReplyDeleteAnd why not? Those cakes are worthy of a cast.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be spanked, I'm sure...
XOXO
What does the other side of the vase look like? I’m asking for an old friend.
ReplyDeleteSx
Which houseboy is that?
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Is it wrong that I want to dry hump a vase?
ReplyDeleteTundra Bunny here... I, for one, am surprised that the vase is not phallic-shaped, LOL!
ReplyDeleteNow if the mistress did that that would make quite an impressive vase.
DeleteHuh. I've been referred to as one of the waxworks (reference?) but you do take the cake now that one of your finest ass-ets has been forever preserved in porcelain. As if anything else could capture the alluring beauty of your skin, my dear. Kizzes - on your... vase.
ReplyDeleteNot a bad idea for a vase
ReplyDeleteNow your all wish I would get this vase. or at least cast my own ass in plaster!!!
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