And let me set the record straight right now. I have been accused of hating the anti vaxxers, and saying pretty terrible things of those who get real ill and hospitalized because of them not getting the vaccine, I don't hate those people. But if they were on life support, Id would probably unplug it , to charge my cell phone.
Happy Friday bitches!
Hahaha
ReplyDeleteHoney, I'm right there with you. And you know what? After all this time trying to stay away from the idiots, I think I'll make it a rule moving forward. Life is soooo much better without them!
XOXO
I may be stealing some of these.
ReplyDeleteAnd while I don't need to charge my phone, I might unplug a few people to saveon electricity.
Cute. No body cares about the unvaxers anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe anti-vaxxers are unimportant to me when they become ill. I do not feel sorry for them. They're stupid. It's willful ignorance. I'm tempted to take out ads on social media telling them - "Yes, go ahead and die. Libs **want** you to die. Then we can straighten out all the things you've fucked up."
ReplyDeleteBut, beside all that: Thanks for the laughs! Happy Friday!!
And every single one of these sound soooo like you, especially that last one.
ReplyDeletethat's funny because i heard of someone going into the icu's and flicking the switches on and off repeatedly.......
ReplyDeleteHey...some days you gotta make your fun around here.
DeleteLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I figured you were limber.
ReplyDeleteIt very much depends what you have with your milk! Make a Bailey's latte and hey presto the world looks a hell of a lot better once you've drunk it, even if you can't make it out of your chair afterward (in my case probably because the arthritis is playing up).
ReplyDeleteI've been known to take a white Russian from time to time....
DeleteI love that last one! Happy Friday, dear.
ReplyDeleteThe last one is great! Can I steal it? 😁
ReplyDeleteIt’s true that isn’t required, right? There’s no answer above and I really need to know.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, that first one says it all!
ReplyDeleteThese are terrific!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what's in the bottom of the popcorn box???Im familiar with that old trick.
ReplyDeleteThese were a great laugh today girl
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are bad...funny, but bad! And my fat ass looks like it's been eating candy for 14 months too.
ReplyDeleteI've been practicing for the vaccine like that since I came out!!!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder your legs are shot.
DeleteThank gods that being around other people isn't a post-vax requirement otherwise I'd be writing this from a prison cell!
ReplyDeleteThese are great, Maddie! The Bottoms Mating Call really made me laugh!
I see you received my call then?
DeleteAgreed - Halloween has been ongoing since February 2020.
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You can't unplug them if I get to them first.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie