How you get one of those? They got those on Amazon? He buy that at the Kardashian store on eBay? How much? I want one. I used to have a nice one... but it got old and deflated. I'm out of warranty and they don't make parts for my model anymore, so I have to buy something on the black market... help a old whore out, honey? Where I get me one of those? Kizzes.
Upton...Im sure if you sweet talk that whore, she will give you the number of her ass implantist. Or just do an obscene amount of squats like I do. Preferably on my cock.
How you get one of those? They got those on Amazon? He buy that at the Kardashian store on eBay? How much? I want one. I used to have a nice one... but it got old and deflated. I'm out of warranty and they don't make parts for my model anymore, so I have to buy something on the black market... help a old whore out, honey? Where I get me one of those? Kizzes.
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Jon- Not only in stock, but a steal at 15.99.
DeleteUpton...Im sure if you sweet talk that whore, she will give you the number of her ass implantist. Or just do an obscene amount of squats like I do. Preferably on my cock.
I've been known to watch football with no volume while I clean. Exaggerated shoulders and tight pants in men? Yes.
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And if an ass like that, who's watching the ball?
DeleteMistress, you need to watch the "Iggles" more often!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what he is playing, but I want to watch
ReplyDeleteThat makes two of us.
DeleteWith an ass that epic, he could be hanging wallpaper - I'd watch, and I'd be drooling, too!
ReplyDeleteAll players should be required tow ear that uniform.
ReplyDeleteI saw the ass and was like when did you take up football?
ReplyDeleteI think someone enjoys showing off his ass-ets. What’s he playing at?
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about football is the booty.
ReplyDeleteOh, my...what game is THAT!?!?
ReplyDeleteThat's not an ass, that's a buffet!!!
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