The Motel Mistress and her slice of life in the Motels... where philandering affairs and criminal deals take place. Human nature being what it is, that also makes it the site of gruesome unsolved murders. Long story short, if you have something you can drink, smoke, snort, shoot, and like to fuck a member of The Oldest Profession, or have a Back-Alley Doctor take out a bullet, but don't have a convenient/affordable and discreet place to carry out the activity in question at, you go here to do it.
Low-lifes on the run, hitting, con artists, shady politicians, hunks looking to turn a trick, and the detectives who want to talk to them, will all end up here sooner or later in the Motel Mistress's arms.
I'm going to wait until you get enough memoirs to put in Kindle bundle form. At least five books to a volume, and then binge read. It should take me a few years to get through them.
You spicy minx!
ReplyDeleteHow very apt. Clink, clink, sweetie! Jx
ReplyDeleteOdd. I thought you were going to title the next part Heads in Beds?
ReplyDeleteoh,snap!
DeleteI can't wait for Book Club!!!
ReplyDeletei gather it's going to be a big volume.
DeletePencil me in.
DeleteIt IS going to be the first of several volumes, of course...
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So , like is this where we learn about all your No tell lovers?
ReplyDeleteSALINAAAAA!
DeleteFree Willy!
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The back cover of the back had me hooked.
ReplyDeleteThe Motel Mistress and her slice of life in the Motels... where philandering affairs and criminal deals take place. Human nature being what it is, that also makes it the site of gruesome unsolved murders. Long story short, if you have something you can drink, smoke, snort, shoot, and like to fuck a member of The Oldest Profession, or have a Back-Alley Doctor take out a bullet, but don't have a convenient/affordable and discreet place to carry out the activity in question at, you go here to do it.
Low-lifes on the run, hitting, con artists, shady politicians, hunks looking to turn a trick, and the detectives who want to talk to them, will all end up here sooner or later in the Motel Mistress's arms.
LMAO!!!! I myself am looking forward to your volume, Mistress Under the Dome. The tales of the dirty and scandalous politicians in DC you've bedded.
ReplyDeleteand i love your first quote in the book- I admired its retro style and architecture, if not its bedsprings.
ReplyDeleteIt's all fun and games till you get one of those acrylic nails stuck in your back......
ReplyDeleteCali-Boi this mental picture made me laugh hard! Thanks.
DeleteUh-Oh.
DeleteExperience???
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Well, ya gotta start somewhere.
ReplyDeleteYou could write a best seller,
ReplyDeleteI'm going to wait until you get enough memoirs to put in Kindle bundle form. At least five books to a volume, and then binge read. It should take me a few years to get through them.
ReplyDeleteYour going to be waiting a while...Kindle banned my material for some reason or other.....
DeleteAnd reread!
DeleteBabes, I think you're going to have SEVERAL volumes.
ReplyDeleteNot calling you a whore, but...
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I'm sure there's some bitch ass Republicans that'll ban that!
ReplyDeletePlease.....my publisher said it was banned while still on the printing press.
DeleteI see you've already had your headstone engraved...
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