Monday, June 21, 2021

TODAYS CHUCKLE


I'm not alone...even this Red Monkey is appalled by this shite.

33 comments:

  1. Bhwuhahahaha

    OMG Crocs ARE ugly, aren't they?

    XOXO

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    1. I think Six, I hate them with such a passion as Anne Marie hated ABBA.

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  2. I don't mind ugly shoes as long as they're comfortable. Those things look like you'd be sliding around in foot sweat. Mads, this is the equivalent of Anne Marie playing an ABBA song!

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    1. See great minds think alike!!! I just said that to Six above. I will never understand the allure of these things. EVER. Spaghetti strainers to me.....

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    2. Sadly Deedles, a good girlfriend of mine wears them all the time, and you should see her feet. I'd pass out if someone saw my feet looking like that. I'm not sure but I'd think, wouldn't the plastic of the shoe hold germs, smell and as you said foot sweat in them??? Not very sanitary. I'm shuddering.

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    3. EEEEWWWW, Ms Agnes! Now I'm picturing mildew and mold. Blurgh!

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  3. Are you sure he's not just disappointed because they're two different colours?

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    1. I think it's more likely deciding which to take a shit in first.

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    2. I think you may be projecting a little bit there, Mads. Maybe not.

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  4. I resently say photo of crocs in stilettos and plantform shoes.
    Coffee is on and stay safe

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    1. Yes Dora, you are correct. A cro...cro...cro.. a stilettos version is coming out in 2022 and I assure you, they WILL NOT grace the beauty of my svelte feet.

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  5. A little fodder for the north of the border Mistressa?

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    1. Oh Dear....MJ will be appalled. And I just broke the news to her about the croc stiletto coming out. Now she'll disappear for another 6 months.

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    2. Better watch your back.

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  6. That monkey is probably thinking, those little holes are where the person dignity leaks out.

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  7. Mistress, you know you croc my world.

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    1. the mistress may never allow you back after that croc. i meant crack.

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    2. MM#1F- Just you wait....

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  8. So... that's a firm no on the stiletto heel version? Personally? I could see Pam Demic rock those Crocs. Just saying... Kizzes.

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    1. She'd rather get the COVID 19 I think.

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  9. Pam Demic would not wear those things, not even in a stiletto. My late father-in-law called them Mickey Mouse shoes, but they're really not good enough for a mouse of his stature. I've never understood the holes.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. The holes were meant for water drainage I believe. They were suppose to be for gardening in and nothing more. But a foot doctor I know said they are not the best shoe to wear for foot health.

      Mickey Mouse shoe! Good one...cause that's what they look like.

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    2. Your feet would get seriously dirty if you were gardening in dem things....and damn cold in the winter as your socks would get sodden.

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  10. What's that tell you of crocs when they throw them into the monkey enclosure for toys?

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  11. The Croc stiletto would be a huge laugh if it weren’t for the price tag from Balenciaga. Ridiculous. But, Maddy, have you ever slipped your dainty little foot into a “normal” Croc, even for a moment? They are SO comfortable. (And, no, I don’t own a pair myself... although we DO have a Croc outlet store nearby.)

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  12. That monkey might not be that fashion conscious; it could be deciding whether it wants them in red or yellow or perhaps even both

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  13. I'm pretty sure that Crocs are responsible for climate change and should be banned forthwith.
    Sx

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  14. Okay, so where are the heels?

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  15. I wonder where mine went?

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  16. The monkey is probably thinking, "I know presentation is everything, but where are my *^#!%!& banana and mango chunks?!"...

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    1. *Snicker*. Good one, Tundra!

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    2. A smart monkey. He's probably thinking what am I suppose to do with this shit!

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