Did I ever tell you of my fantasy with the Hemsworth brothers?
Me....coming out of the pandemic, meeting every man.....
Being Pride Month, I have told you I always knew I was gay and was lifted out of a pool of glitter. But did I ever show you the ultrasound picture of me in the womb my mother had?
Don't let it be said I never shared any of my drinking secrets with you all, like how to not pay for drinks....
And I could resist. I must admit to having a guilty pleasure on my phone with the Re-Face app the Lad told me about. The other night I was playing around with hair studio, and it put this on style on my face. And I have to say, I didn't hate it, rather loved it.... thought mother would have a fit if I went green. Hmmmmmm......
I've had those same kinds of thoughts about the Hemsworth boys.
ReplyDeleteAnd you'd look fab in green!
I swear, Im half tempted to do it.But I would have to really grow the hair out first.
DeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteYes! That's exactly how they see Pride month! LMAOOO
And the Hemsworths... yum.
Ohhh that's a beautiful shade of green. Summer would be the time to try it, but beware of pools!
XOXO
Yeah....and we know how I love pools.
DeleteI adore your mens room etiquette! And so limber... lots of potential with that one, they say. As for the new look? Why not? Mother will have to adjust. Buy her a pair of rose colored glasses? Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteYou do know how to grace a bar stool!
ReplyDeleteYou should see my ride side saddle Jimmy!
DeleteThe ultrasound!!!!!!!!!!!! I would so believe too you came out of the womb in go-go boots and wig too!
ReplyDeleteYou must be very popular in tea rooms Mistress? Love the re face app! It's eerie how how they are so acutely true to look. Love the hair style I say go for it! These all gave to a good laugh this AM.
ReplyDeleteThe two phones...is one your weekly phone and the other your weekend one?
ReplyDeleteThese were good! The bathroom one was a trip
Hemsworth brothers!!!! You better start learning your relaxation techniques......
ReplyDeleteI have some good leather shoes I could bite down on.
DeleteHad not been for your barstool pose, we might not have met.
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap, you've become a blue hair... or should I say teal hair?
ReplyDeleteOh, we know which phone would be yours!
ReplyDeleteThe boy is addicted to Re Face app. It's scary how accurate that is. That would be hot on you.
With your assets, on a barstool, you must have never bought a drink in your day?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Excellent laughs!
ReplyDeleteThe re face...actually very handsome! Go for it!
MISTRESS!!!!! You in the womb was funny. By the way you talk your mother must have had a c section? Probably a good thing too with coming out wearing high heeled boots!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd that last picture? These apps are quite something. But I say how handsome! Time to be different and unique I say.
Ms Agnes, if Mads was any more different and unique he'd be growing a horn out of his forehead!
DeleteFortunately Deedles...the horn grew out in another area.
DeleteThose heels must have caused your poor mother grief!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Jokes aside, the doctors were worried my head would get stuck coming out, since my mother is , huh, her doctor said dainty in them parts...so they took me c section. So I really am a full fledged virgin when it comes to woman...having never even passed throught one!!!!!!
DeleteWhat fun! Thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteI spy with my little eye a perfect shelf for holding bar food.
ReplyDeleteIt's on it's way to becoming a full on bar cart if I don't watch it.
DeleteThese are so funny, LOL! Stole the Christian one!
ReplyDeleteIt isn’t easy being green, but you could pull it off... since we know you have a talent for pulling it off. Oh, dear god, the Hemsworth brothers! I need some air.
ReplyDeleteThe Hemworth Brothers. I could die happy.
DeleteFunny, that's exactly how I pictured your fetal ultrasound picture would be, Mistress... it was your arrival in a puddle of glitter that me do a spit-take with my coffee, LOL!
ReplyDeleteDon't feel bad...Agnes often needs a bib too! I always tell everything if you prick me, I will bleed glitter!
DeleteThat ultrasound picture was hilarious! Yes, I've had that same dream with the Hemsworths.
ReplyDeleteI like the hair the most.
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