Yes dears....it's time for the Mistress to start my summer glamping. For you newer readers... this is not camping, oh no...this is glamping darling, with costume changes, wonderful outdoor cooking, skimpy square cuts, or running around naked, staying in cabins , huge trailers, and campers, air streams, electric, plumbing, and proper afternoon and evening cock-a-tails!!!! In addition to my season kicking off, it's also the reunion of the Lad and myself after not seeing each other since January of 2020...needless to say we will be... and may have already, had some conjugal time!! Yes hunty...the damn has finally broken, the seal cracked, flooding the lands!!!! My skins appearance has already improved! Not only will this be a fun filled visit to the lovely Woods Campground, to see friends from far and wide again... but their theme this weekend is Gay Pride and I'm taking a stab as DJ at spinning tunes for a two hour set with one of their djs!!!! This should be very intresting. The music I understand for the day is piped in to the Woods' own radio station, where we spin poolside, on the upper deck. I'll be back sometime next week after the Lad departs, unless I'm in traction, had heart failure due to sex, was abducted by bears, or had to many gin and tonics and fell from the upper deck.
See ya next week! And here will be my first song of my set. But then it's all dance. Just had to start out nasty.
If this song is any indication for your next few days......
ReplyDeleteAnd I know YOU must be elated with the Lad being there! We saw the smoke all the way from center city.
That picture!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAVE A BLAST! I know I don't have to tell you to have fun. Let it all hang out baby!
Enjoy your vacation, and don't get into trouble. Oh, who am I kidding? Have fun. You deserve it.
ReplyDeleteOh to be a fly on the wall... or something. Have a great time and may you live to tell about it.
ReplyDeleteI'm a 5 star hotel girl myself, but I hope you have a wonderful time
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, Helen! If it doesn't have a concierge, I'm not interested. Jx
Deleteone difference here is that the concierge are most likely naked.
DeleteTraction? You're going to need splints. Jx
ReplyDeleteOkay babe, good to know. 👍🏻
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your time, hun! 🙂
“ …staying in cabins , huge trailers, and campers, air streams,” And that’s just your first night! 😎
ReplyDeleteHave fun!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness - can't wait for the tales and pictures from the woods! Have a brilliant time!
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Woot woot!
ReplyDeleteOMG so much fun! I'd LOVE to be there for your DJ stint! Bet the place is gonna be JUMPIN'!
Have fun and enjoy the Lad. I sure as hell know I would!
XOXO
Hmm "abducted by bears" ENJOY!
ReplyDeleteCardi B. is a very talented drag queen.
ReplyDeleteWell... so happy you're about to get 'yours'. You've been such a good boy all-during covid and now let the music play... I hope they have squeegees available for all campers, because something tells me the two of you are going to be leaving a trail of DNA wherever you go. Good luck with the DJing. How exciting. I would be too nervous... me and electronics? not on good terms. But picking tunes would be fun. NOW... about these abducting bears? They cute? Cuz... I am not at all opposed to a little rope play. Kizzes.
I myself was amazed how well he behaved having met him. And I'm sure the Lad will not be disappointed. If you like nature, you'd love this place. I highly recommend it.
DeleteI never made it to the Woods, but we used to go to Hillside 2-4 times a year. While we didn’t quite rise to a level you could call glamping, we did have quite the set up with all the modern conveniences (Keurig, electric griddle, laptop for movies, fans, etc.) So low on glam, high on comfort. We had to stop due to my unreliable health, but I miss running around naked in the woods, the nightly bonfires, the DJ and dances, the smell of campfires, and the napping under tall trees. Have a great time and share what you can do I can camp vicariously :-)
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I have friends at both.....it very interesting to hear the differences of the two campgrounds.
DeleteGin and and dancing and bears, oh my!
ReplyDeleteHave fun. Watch out for ticks.
ReplyDeleteOh, I am SO damn jealous. I want to experience every minute of it. Yeah, even the dj-ing. But the wandering around naked - and whatever goes with that. Oh, my, yes!! Please!
ReplyDeleteHave fun glamping in the woods! Just watch out for poison ivy: leaves of three, let them be...
ReplyDeleteI know we don't need to tell you to have fun!!! And you and the Lad reunited!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete🎵🎶reunited and IT feels SO GOOD...🎵🎶
Couldn't resist.
Have a lovely time!
ReplyDeleteHave a absolutely wonderful time!
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
I know you will have a good time, but now entertaining with music too! And I believe it is glamping with some of the trailers and airstreams I have seen these days. What a use of space, and some look even better then some houses I've seen. I would love to see this place for a day, but Im way to high maintenance to stay long...you should see the luggage I travel with!
ReplyDeleteNow where will you park those horses Mistress? So nice you and the Lad finally got back together to see one another. Are you sure you'll even make it out of the apartment?
I would say "UP" is the perfect song for you at this moment. Hope to see you return.
ReplyDeleteIf the camper is a rockin' don't come a knockin'!!!! Oh man, you know I can't wait to come back again. I have one trip booked and that will be my only trip all summer probably. I'll have to let you know when it is. And take a square cut picture...we like those.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! I love the Woods henny! One place I can act my crazy self and let my freak fly without pissy pretty queens!
ReplyDeleteHere's to more Sordid Stories and earthly eyecandy.
ReplyDeleteThat hair detail is ..........complicated
ReplyDeleteEEEEYAAAAAAAAHHHH HOO! The Mistress is back and crackin'! Live action! 'til you ass in TRACTION! Put some rock in your sock and some soul in your stroll if you want to get real with the Mistress' solid gold, rock and rolled, lick that candy from the bottom to the top, Pop, jelly roll that honey soul, pay the toll, give her control and spike the meter when you feel the fever! FRANKIE SAYS RELAX!!!
ReplyDeleteBon voyage! As the song goes:
ReplyDelete"If you go down to the Woods today, you're sure of a big surprise...." And I'm sure you'll surprise many a happy glamper!
I should get that on a tee shirt.
DeleteI don't remember knowing this portmanteau word - it is a good one.
ReplyDeleteI hope your glamping is a good one.
I actually used that word portmanteau for a pass glamping post.
DeleteAbducted by bears...depends on what bears are doing the abducting. Anyway, enjoy yourself.
ReplyDeleteGreat opening photo!!! Have a great time!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's all been said. Do they still make Geritol, 'cuz you're gonna need it! Glamping sounds like some kind of sex act, or a disease one gets from a sex act.
ReplyDeleteWellllllll.......
DeleteYou'd be a great glamper Deedles...because you like camping but still have the comforts of your big camper! I know how you roll.
I hope you're having the best time ever.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie