Monday, June 29, 2020

IT'S PAM, PAM DEMIC

It's out!!!!! 
My new memoir hits the shelves today, and bound to be a bestseller.
During this pandemic we know my other alter ego, Pam Demic, is also quite the handful. Of course Aunt Pittypat, aka Lady G, and Matt Gaetz didn't want this released. It's been a tooth and nail battle. Their much to afraid of my kiss and tell in this new book. Just a little tidbit....Matt's Gaetz's "son" was bought and paid for right from the very estate of the Casa du Borghese. He was one of my stable of houseboys. You people wouldn't believe the gull of many of these republicians that message me for a supply of men. And my talents to craft the perfect glory hole in restrooms in DC. And I wont' discuss here the threesomes that Aunt Pittypat likes to have, but between us girls, she's fond of the poppers. And feathers. But I had to put an end to that when she refused to take them off the chicken first. If they think this flu will be tough, just wait till Pam Demic is done.

Thank sweet mother of Pearl for my rubber gloves.

Reserve yours today before it hits the gas station check outs. Of cousre buy now and it comes with a pair of rubber gloves and a veil.

32 comments:

  1. LMFAO! New York Times #1 Best Seller for sure!!!

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    1. I sure hope so. America just wasn't ready for all my other works, just weren't ready.

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  2. We're heading off to the beach for some time. Put us down for two copies. One to read and one to give as a gift Mistress.

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  3. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I have been loving Pam Demic on Instagram! She just may be more treacherous than the Mistress.

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  4. I already got my copy...but the pages seem to be sticking together?

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  5. Anticipating... waiting with bator breath... ummm baited breath? No, that's when Ms. Lindsey Grahamcrackers sprays his mouth with cloroseptic and hangs around the boys choir. OH. BATED BREATH. Yes. My heart is going pitty pat at the prospect learning all those dirty little secrets. You had a labordoodle out of wedlock, didn't you? Do tell. Hmmm. Given your talent for providing TALENT, I bet Ms. Grahamcrackers has you on speed dial, huh?

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    1. To risky Upton on the phone....he's old fashioned. He was still sending me notes by courier pigeons.

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  6. I can see miss lindseybelle not wanting to remove the feathers from the chicken...she's kinky that way. but I wanna know all about mike "putzy" pence and mother...does she watch while you make make mike beg for a huge cock?

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    1. Well, that won't happen. Mother was very upset to know she had more underarm and leg hair than I. Mikey apparently likes the smooth feel.

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  7. I can't wait for the televised mini-series! If Heidi Fleiss is available to play you, of course. Jx

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    1. Well, I was aiming for Sydney Biddle Barrows, but apparently she wants no parts of this project. Big shoes to fill maybe? Who knows why.

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  8. My goodness, Pam certainly does get around, and around, with the dregs of society.

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    1. Well see Bob, it's all about doing charity for the less fortunate. Problem is, I have to travel with a whole covid -19 cleaning team who clean up and spray me and the johns down after. Just another expense yet.

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  9. Very creative!!!
    xoxo :-)

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  10. I would totally read this. Totally. What salacious details involving a Repug? Yes. Someone has to do it. Nobody better than you...

    XOXO

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  11. Sounds like the trashy novels I read quite regularly. I'd buy it! I'm using the word trashy in a good way.

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    1. No offense Deedles. You know how much money it takes to look this cheap?

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    2. Yes I do. Dolly Parton is my spirit animal!

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    3. And you already have certain "aspects" of her without having to stuff your bra. OHHHHHHHHH...…

      Here you come again
      Just when I've begun to get myself together
      You waltz right in the door
      Just like you've done before
      And wrap my heart 'round your little finger.

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  12. Pam Demic? Wasn't that a character on Dallas?

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  13. ....sounds like an absolute must read for this summer....I better put in - or is it put out? - for a copi immediately!!!!

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  14. Your book is going to expose how the "under stall" category in pornhub is mostly due to republicans.

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    1. Your right. See I was way ahead of my time with bringing back the under stall action. But I had no idea it had it's own tab. Ill take your word for that. I wasn't it any of them was I???

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    2. Did you mean in the videos or in the republicans? I think both actually.

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  15. So glad I don't have to worry about another chapter on Charlie Sheen. Can't wait to read it. Is there a pictorial version?

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    1. To see me in all my glory, you'll have to pull out the centerfold.

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  16. I only hope this book comes with anti-bacterial wipes.

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  17. Who will play you in the movie?

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  18. I'm really beginning to love Pam Demic as much as The Mistress!!!! Her gloves crack me up. But you've done your charity work for the year I'd say.

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  19. When I went to get my lottery tickets at my local petrol station, they were lined up outside the door (social distance, of course) waiting for the delivery of this latest tome.

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    1. Oh that's good news. Because the last few just flopped, harder than my flacid, well you get the drift....

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  20. the original pandemic prostitute!

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