With everything going on, I sure can't wait till November when Bunker Boy packs his bags.
After some editing, I think I'll enjoy a nice gin and tonic now.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
It will not be soon enough.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!!!!!! I love you!!! I was laughing harder at each one. The Marlene and Churchill one are so funny, and you nailed Joan! and I'm sure your right about Melania. You know she is already talking to lawyer when this is over.
ReplyDeleteThis was to fricking funny! The Winston Churchill ne is brilliant you bitch. Even Buster is over it!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBUSTER! raise that G&T glass high, maddie; you earned it with this post!
ReplyDeleteBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI. LOVE. THIS.
You are ON FIRE this week, relentless! I agree, the Winston Churchill is brilliant. #bunkerboy #byefelicia
Bette, Joan, Tallulah, Brigette and Dietrich too!!!!!! Even Snow! This is great but still made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteTallulah Bankhead COULD NOT STAND Republicans. “I Think the Republican Party Should be Placed in Drydock and Have the Barnacles Scraped off Its Bottom.”
I'd go to THAT parade!
ReplyDeleteMuch chortling!!!
ReplyDeleteGet that Tanqueray!
ReplyDeleteAnd I can’t wait until IMPOTUS is kicked all the way to jail.
The Envigado one, though....
Lmaoooo
XoXo
Even if he loses the election, it won't be easy to get him out. The military has to reject him.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, I'm with Bob...I love a good Parade!
He'll be nuts enough to not leave too, then we will have to burn that house to the ground. He won the presidency... and he is still bitching about Hillary and Obama.
DeleteBYE Felicia!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Mistress you sure are a gem! This had us both laughing. We lifted harder and harder at who the next would be. Indeed. Who are we kidding? Melania already has her bags packed, next husband picked out and divorce papers already drawn. Not a fan of hers, but you can just see the disconnect and discomfort she has to trump. She may have loved him once, but she knows she's in over her head now.
ReplyDeleteA Good Brick House or Pardon Cigar... also would be Nice with the Gin and a Splash of Tonic
ReplyDeleteThat will be the "Bye Felicia" heard around the world! How long do you think it will take for Melania to divorce him? Next gold-digger!
ReplyDeleteI think Agnes is right. She probably has everything ready to go and papers already drawn up. Prenuptial? Yes. But she'll make millions from a tell all.
DeleteThe whole world will rejoice.
ReplyDeleteTHIS was inspired! I love the way your mind works. Who is that waving on the plank of the plane (is that a plank?). Is it Nico? That is my first guess... I know I SHOULD know her. Help me Mistress, help me, please?
ReplyDeleteTallulah Bankhead dear.
DeleteNow in her words "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me."
Miss Bankhead looked so warm
ReplyDeleteA rare shot me thinks
I don't know why, but the Marlene Dietrich one really tickled me.And LOVED Buster being in here!!!!! He does look over it.
ReplyDeleteBye Felicia!!!
BYE FELICIA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis make me want to get my gloves and fix my coiffure for a Bye Felicia photo. Can I wear some picnic cloth?
ReplyDeleteXO and one for Jesus
Miss R
just wait to bunker boy lays eye on this. you'll be in one of his twitter rants.
ReplyDeleteWell for me, Busters expression says it all!
ReplyDeleteI think we're all over it... Bye Felicia indeed!
ReplyDeleteThe photo on the blog just before yours, had a photo the a crowd surrounding the White House, and all I could think was keep it up. Keep him in his bunker.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait either, and I'm not even American.
ReplyDeleteSxx
Yassssssss Queeen!!!!
ReplyDeleteBye Felicia!
Love the Prince one and we know Sophia would ick his ass.
ReplyDeleteNow...Bye Felicia
This should be written in the sky by jets the day he leaves the white house!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩Bye Felicia☁☁☁☁☁
The Queen Elizabeth, double fingers!!!!! Bye Felicia
ReplyDeleteTallulah Bankhead YAAAS!! BYE FELECIA!!!!!!!!!! I love the thought of him cowering in the White House, surrounded by We The People, while all the lies burn down around him! Nailed this Mistress!
ReplyDeleteI love me some Tallulah. My favorite quote of hers "Only good girls keep a diary. Bad girls don't have the time."
DeleteLMAO!!!!! Very creative! And each one gets better and better!
ReplyDeleteI hope he sees it too. He'll blow and have you in court when he see the Melania one.
ReplyDeleteYou have the condolences from New Zealand on your sorry excuse of a leader, so shall I say lack of.
Of course you know I love the Joan Crawford one. But these are all so funny. I can see your pink influence on some of them.
ReplyDeleteIm passing this along to some of my peeps. They'll get a kick out of it.
ReplyDeleteOH....BYE FELICIA!
DeleteSince you're somewhat close to DC, I hope you stop the car and slap him so hard his head does a 360.
ReplyDelete360? If I slap that fucker, I'll knock his head clear down the street!!!!!
DeleteYou know you gots to go when Prince packs your sh*t ! lol
ReplyDeleteI don't have such confidence; I hope you all are right.
ReplyDeleteWell dear, I don't know Im confident, but more optimistic.
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