IT'S A COVER UP!

While in this pandemic we might as well get used to wearing a face mask or a veil as I prefer to call them, and I still don't know what the big deal is?!? I have about 9 different ones now, solids and patterns to mix and match with my wardrobe. I really got tired of the looks I was getting from wearing a jock strap as a veil.  While we need to do our part to cover our faces, why not even get more creative to still show your personality.  I came across the swell company called Cover My Mouth that has some pretty neat mask....especially if your a creative person......

 Meadow by Renoir

  Sunday on la Grande Jatte by Georges Seurat

 Automat by Edward Hopper

 Japanese Footbridge by Monet

 Flowers by anonymous

 Nasturtiums by Odilon Redon

The Son of Man by Rene Magritte 

 The Dance by Henri Matisse

 Starry Night by Van Gogh

 The Dancing Class by Edgar Degas

 Great Wave off Kanagawa by Katsushika Hokusai

Venus de Milo pop art

Not feeling artsy? How about these fun ones?

The Last Supper

Cover My Mouth sources high quality materials and a carbon filter to create a non-medical, multi-layer face cover. Working closely with their suppliers, partners, and production teams, they are able to offer low-cost fast worldwide shipping, as well as give back by sharing a portion of proceeds with our friends and neighbors working on the frontline in the U.S. in addition to now partnering with FrontlineFoods.org, in partnership with World Central Kitchen, a charitable organization led by chef José Andrés, to support communities in times of crises. $1 from each mask sold will be donated to support local restaurants and feed frontline heroes and impacted communities. It's a win win!!!!!

Of course I did order this from Tom of Finland. This will be fun for glamping. My Instagram daddy Terry Miller is a bad influence. Of course this veil will get just as many looks at the market as my jock strap did I bet!!! 

IT'S PAM, PAM DEMIC

It's out!!!!! 

My new memoir hits the shelves today, and bound to be a bestseller.

During this pandemic we know my other alter ego, Pam Demic, is also quite the handful. Of course Aunt Pittypat, aka Lady G, and Matt Gaetz didn't want this released. It's been a tooth and nail battle. Their much to afraid of my kiss and tell in this new book. Just a little tidbit....Matt's Gaetz's "son" was bought and paid for right from the very estate of the Casa du Borghese. He was one of my stable of houseboys. You people wouldn't believe the gull of many of these republicians that message me for a supply of men. And my talents to craft the perfect glory hole in restrooms in DC. And I wont' discuss here the threesomes that Aunt Pittypat likes to have, but between us girls, she's fond of the poppers. And feathers. But I had to put an end to that when she refused to take them off the chicken first. If they think this flu will be tough, just wait till Pam Demic is done.

Thank sweet mother of Pearl for my rubber gloves.

Reserve yours today before it hits the gas station check outs. Of cousre buy now and it comes with a pair of rubber gloves and a veil.

TIP OF THE DAY

Many friends ask me how I go about not touching my face. Well... it's quite simple really.

 And speaking of tips, my new art installation arrived to the Casa du Borghese over the weekend.

Ms.Moorecock suggested sending one to various politicians with a note to go fuck themselves. While I agree, many of their problem is, they haven't ever known good sex in the sheets.( I will give Elaine Cho a pass. Would you want to look at the fucking tortoise face on top of you at night?) A good stiff cock up the ass might do a world of good for many of them, and bring many to their senses,  and maybe even put them in a good mood. But no, this is mine!!!!

I like to call it pleasure and pain.