Many friends ask me how I go about not touching my face. Well... it's quite simple really.
And speaking of tips, my new art installation arrived to the Casa du Borghese over the weekend.
Ms.Moorecock suggested sending one to various politicians with a note to go fuck themselves. While I agree, many of their problem is, they haven't ever known good sex in the sheets.( I will give Elaine Cho a pass. Would you want to look at the fucking tortoise face on top of you at night?) A good stiff cock up the ass might do a world of good for many of them, and bring many to their senses, and maybe even put them in a good mood. But no, this is mine!!!!
I like to call it pleasure and pain.
back up slowly and use lots of lube...
ReplyDeletethats what my tattoo would read.
DeleteSooooooooooo, which one did you pose for Mistress?
ReplyDeleteYou'll just have to guess!
DeleteOh my goodness! That wall, though... xD
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This makes me miss my Saturday nights at the glory hole!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd to think, I didn't even recognize you without your knee pads on.
DeleteWell, now I have a reason to double-fist my drinks.
ReplyDeleteAs for the art wall, it's like they follow you around the room!
If I had a dollar for everytime a dick followed me around the room....
DeleteMistress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! My glasses fogged! Spraying my coffee again!!!!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it make for a rather nice object de arte coat rack though?
That piece of Art is certainly a Conversation starter! *LOL* Which brings me to a Funny True Story of when I took Princess T, then only 5 Years Old, to an Anatomy Exhibit at the State Fair that was Touring and had preserved dead Human Beings. Being the Wednesday Addams Child she just is, it didn't phase her. We were standing look at one and some creepy Guy walks up and asks her if she could tell which ones were the Males! Before I could respond and tell Perv Guy to get away from my Grandchild, she gave the PERFECT response, since she's Wise beyond her Years and had picked up on him being a Creeper, so deadpans... "Yeah, the ones with the larger Wrists...", says she! High Five GF! He was the one who walked away humiliated and humbled that a little Kid had One Upped him! Thought you might get a giggle out of that... *Smiles*
ReplyDeleteThat's definitely two snaps!
DeleteMaddie, dear - did you not get the moving version or was that out of stock..?
ReplyDeleteJx
It's not plugged in yet girl, I didn't want y'all jumping all on at once. It's bad enough trying to just get Anne Marie off...no pun intended.
DeleteEwww - second-hand goods. Jx
DeleteAnd if you run out of gin - the Horror!!! - one of those in each hand ought to do the trick, too!
ReplyDeleteHow did you know I'm ambidextrous ?
DeleteThird down and second from the right. I wonder if that comes in black?
ReplyDeletePleasure and pain for sure. My bottom is hurting just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteI feel inadequate
ReplyDeleteLove the artwork.
ReplyDeleteAnd don’t waste it on a Repugs. They wouldn’t know a good fuck if it’d Bukkakke them.
SHUDDER. Elaine better get money. Bitch MacConnell is one of the least attractive people I’ve ever seen. Wait. There’s Cheeto.
Oh, may I have the third in the second row from the left? Thank you.
XoXo
Cripes, that Mandarin kumquat, she's doesn't need any money, her family are billionaires. So this must prove her taste is in her mouth.
Deletequite frankly, i was surprised it wasn't an interactive exhibit.
ReplyDeleteNever alone and horny on a Saturday night with artwork like that!
ReplyDeleteI have been enjoying your pandemic tips... you make it so fun!
ReplyDeleteBy my count that’s a two week supply and twice on Sunday. For a good time call Maddie’s wall.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be the first time my number was on a wall.
DeleteI have an art piece just like that only it's a chair.
ReplyDeleteWell, that would explain your mood most days, and that pesky limp.
DeleteLove the art work! ...and definitely right to give Elaine Cho a pass...for humanitarian reasons!
ReplyDeleteOne look at that wall and I'm sitting here open-mouthed! ('nuf said?)
ReplyDeleteAnd your never speechless.
DeleteI could say more but it's not nice to talk with one's mouth full. [Sorry, I'm day-dreaming again].
DeleteHow did you get impaled on that art?
ReplyDeleteI was vacuuming and I stepped back, and well, here I am.
Um... Like, just....wow!
ReplyDeleteDammit! Now you've made me feel sorry for Cho...and I really did not want to do that.