SUMMER ELEGANCE

 With Memorial Day now here and past, I may be ready for summer, and to hang out and enjoy some wieners....

but I'm may not be ready to unveil myself from the mask.

LOVING...IN THE PAM DEMIC

Well, just in time for Valentine's!!!!

 

A day of love or sex , or both, not to mention the gorging of candy and other sweets treats. This year finds many with some major restrictions on a normal day of festivities if you celebrate the day.Stay at home orders (is anyone even following them anymore?), social distancing and masking it, is a universal conflict for couple and singles, and has made a new conundrum on what to do and how to do it. But no worries dears, my newest pamphlet,  How To Celebrate, Debauch, and Enjoy the Hot Loving of Valentines During the Pandemic, is HERE!!!! Pam,  since early years always loved Valentine as a young Demic...well,  at least till I got caught trying to shove my junk into one of those class made valentine boxes for little Mikey. I was trying to give him what he wanted!!! 

One good thing to do is creating a Bubble of Love! My personal favorite! How about some sexy lingerie and underwear and set the scene for a steamy evening...nothing like recreating a sexy version of Petticoat Junction...you can even work in chains and ropes! Then a rousing game of Enchanted Evening, a game about your goals and each others sexual desires. Followed by a luxury bath where you both pretend to be loofahs and clean each other off. And then dust off  the 4" of dust off the sexual guide book and try some new things and positions. I recommend  my own pamphlet, "Sizzling Sex for Life to Bring Out Your Inner Slut and Leave You Exhausted."

How about gifting  lovely matching bracelets and masks to each other that says Congrats! You have been vaccinated!

Break out those water colors and oil paints!!!!! Since we can't go out for a lovely paint class, why not put a twist on it?  Nothing more fun and erotic than body painting! Just think of the masterpieces.

If your more a cook, why not prepare a nice meal for your loved one? After all, nothing says lovin' like something from the oven!!!! And make sure why your cooking it, and SERVING IT,.. in nothing but an apron!

And don't get me started on the games. Fuck Old Maid and Scrabble. What does this look like? The old folks home at Mar- A-Lago?  Liven things up with a nice and naughty Truth or Dare Game. Or send your loved one on a scavenger hunt in the house. One note gives directions to the next note and so on. Each note at the location can give directions to the next location, but not before something dirty happens with instructions on the same note. If your real good, you'll forget your even on a scavenger hunt!!!!

And I'm here to tell you, if your single there is nothing wrong with spicing up those zoom and skype calls with some nice strip tease and a peep booth show, all my personal favorites to do. Just make sure there are no wires to trip on, and if on a wheely chair, I suggest locking the wheels first to not cause an accident,  bringing the backdrop down behind you. Not that THAT EVER happened to moi.

And it's Valentines Day...nothing makes a man more happy then getting oral. So pull up those rubber gloves and tell your man "I love to wrap both my hands around it and swallow. I was talking about giving him a glass of wine, and wine tasting... what did you think I meant?

How about a naked night? This is one of our favorites here and can easily be done. But if you have fluence a lot, that may kill the mood.

And if there is two things Pam adores it's food and sex. Who said gravy and dessert are to be only served at the dinner table? Bring out the ice cream, the whipped cream, the hot fudge, or why not eat some lunch meat off your partner? It just may be the best meal you ever had. I don't advise a roasted beef though.

Now I can't divulge all my ideas but your getting the drift. And if your in lock down with someone, for gods sake, don't take it for granted!!! Are you just sitting there staring at them???? If you want then to know there is steak for dinner, you got to let then HEAR it SIZZLE honey!!!!!!

And if none of that helps, I guess one can always fuck themselves! Now Pam is off to have a video call or two with some suitors,  so I must run and get beautified and changed ....and how ever you spend the day, just make you sure leave the rolling pin behind...and HAPPY VERNAL DISEASE Day! Oh, I meant HAPPY VALETINE'S DAY!!!! But the same tips apply.

Now I must run and refresh this drink, before my online showing.

This post has made me a tad hot children's.

WINTER WALK

I decided to go completely rogue yesterday with no news or internet and it was nice. The weather was cold but mild, but the sun was shinning off and on which was nice. Since I'm back to doing my shopping once every two weeks because of infection rates being out of control, yesterday was the first time I went out for provisions, since being back at the Casa. I took a nice walk around town before going to the market and grocer. It was nice not too many out either. Now... I'm hoping the Snow Queen won't disappoint, and she delivers a huge pile of snow. Oh, and I think she's coming, when the river starts to freeze over, we usually get it. Some sites from my walk out.

I have thought of doing a series of pictures of front doors. Especially on homes. A front door I think tells you a lot about the people living there. I was happy to see Farley's Books is still in town, but only doing pick up on items or online orders. Very smart I think. The shops letting people in, from what I saw,  are only letting in so many, which many  chain stores are not doing anymore. How does that help?

I picked up a sea bass for Sunday night's din-din. I even got it cleaned, girlfriend don't clean fish.

Took a spin through Fanny Chapman park in Doylestown ...and the Snow Queen had already started freezing the fountain. It' looked cool.

Mercer's Fonthill Castle  in the hood.

One of my favorite shops. They too are pick up only. I have the feeling Dawn the Bohemian would go gaga over this shop, Zinc.

A big huge sign replaced an old one for our front line workers at the  hospital.

Bravo!

It was a good day out to take a huge walk, get some air, and take in the scenes. Even with our forthcoming snow, Ill still take my daily walks. I can't be in doors for too long. I also made a delish onion pie from one of my Shaker cookbooks for last nights din-din. But way to lazy to make my own crust this time.

Floatin' down the river!

HAPPY MOMENTS #19

 Here we are then at the 19th installment of this series. Who knew we'd still be in this pandemic this long?  Looks like we too,  still have those little things or big things that make us happy in these trying times. With the funeral march totals going up, we need some happy. A couple days ago, I witnessed a neighbor coming out on a gurney, sadly, completely sheet covered. It's real when you witness that. I didn't know them, but felt sorry for their family who would probably learn of their fate later that day.  And just today one of New Hopes notable characters,  Jim M, I learned has also succumbed. He was in his late 80's and one couldn't be in New Hope without seeing him always walking his dog, or at a pub or eatery , regaling stories of past yore in the town. I have taken to only going out once every two weeks again, now for food provisions and the goods at the market. People, who aren't even going out, or seeing anyone, seem to be getting the virus, and are getting them from contaminated objects entering the home.  That was the case of my two friends who both passed from covid. So make sure your washing and wiping off what you can.

Bob

Max Goldberg

 

A favorite inn

A favorite house

Josvad

Mahogany Empress

Travel Penguin

Your Mistress

This one cracked me up. His rabbit feet are tucked under his front feet.

And this was in an email from Christina of her son's new puppy, 

Magnus, with her dog Lottie.

Boy Morgan

Even though I'm not currently working, my morning coffee makes me happy.

Bucks Boys

Our new home in Filter Square

Cello Josh

My views always make me happy

Dame Micaux

Charlie!!!!!!

Hazard O Leary

Hugging Bandit

Midnight Magpie

Walks along the canal

Luke

The Marian Headlands

RJK

The election results!

Capital Street Duo

Spring flowers arrive in the shop!!!

Pam Demic

Just because were in a pandemic

 doesn't mean one has to forego taking care of the display case.

Agnes Goldberg De-Woofs

Even without William here I still set my table and thanks to everybody for the well wishes. 

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TODAYS CHUCKLE

Well, looks like Rona will be staying for a little more time. Stay safe and mask up bitches!

I always love seeing this.....

I thought of Anne Marie. She hasn't met a bra yet she liked.

A friend of mine sent me this after I suggested making a doctor appointment for worrying about not breathing. With friends like I have, who needs an enema.

For me...its soon to be 9 months. I may have to break the glass!!!!!!!

While walking in Doylestown for my walk...many places actually have these up! I will say we and New Hope calls it as we sees it!!!!

And I saw this. As a PSA to my sis's Bianca Del Rio, Farah Moan, Trinity,  Gottmick, Shea Coulee, Sharon Needles, Detox, Amanda, Baga Chips and just for good measure Cher and Dolly Parton....for your own safety get the Pfizer vaccine please!!!!! Even better, don't get either one.

I can be a shady bitch.