...and just in time for Happy Hour today!!!!!
When I had first heard this, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, during one of the briefings. I didn't know to laugh because he is that stupid, or to cry because he's that stupid and he runs the country. But the faces of Dr. Birx and Dr. Fauci were priceless, I can you that.
So starting next week, to do my part in the pandemic, the houseboys and I are opening up the Casa du Borghese for the first in place drive-by Clorox and Disinfectant site, where we do the injections for free of charge, or enjoy a lovely Clorox-Tini in the lounge. Open to all the GOP and the members of the current administration, and even extend the olive branch to the evangelicals. All are welcome!
We are here to help!
You're so selfless, Mistress! And another triumph for Randy Rainbow!
ReplyDeleteThe perfect PSA.
ReplyDeletetoo fucking funny!
ReplyDeleteand Mistress, if anyone get light headed from the injections, don't forget to give out the tide pods to give then strength.
Tide pods instead of crackers!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
DeleteI knew there was a reason I got up this morning! Your to kind to help the masses out.
ReplyDeleteFantastic. I appreciate your public service.
ReplyDeleteMake mine a Tequila Sunrise UV Rays please.
ReplyDeleteNothing in this Covid -19 so far made me laugh like this clip and post did!!!!!!!!!! I'll even come down from P-town to help you out Mistress.
ReplyDeleteI guess they needed the disclaimer for the Trump voters. You know, so dumb asses won't do...if trump and his sons didn't already.
ReplyDelete30 people in NY state already have; dump supporters, no doubt. BYE FELICIA!
DeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Aren't you worried those "conservatives" will come on to your houseboys?
ReplyDeleteAnd no doubt you'll make them all a double!
OF COURSE the evilgelicals and GOPukes will try to molest the houseboys. they are all in the closet just waiting to get their freak on!
DeleteYes, I wish all his idiot followers and ass-lickers would get injected. Anyone tuning in would think this is a farce. Well... it IS a farce.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS! you found your true calling! THANK YOU for providing a necessary service in these tough times!
ReplyDeleteFor going to the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania he is so stupid. He should have got a refund.
ReplyDeletedump's old man "bought" his degree; he never went to class. same with dump junior; dump "bought" his wharton degree. teh stoopid is passed on down.
DeleteMy father also went to Wharton's. Very smart man...but absolutely no common sense what's so ever.
DeleteLMAO!!!!!! I love Randy Rainbow and you! Your testing site is brilliant, I knew you'd open up the charity to them one day!
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS!!!!!!! Now this is the second time this week you made me spray a drink!
ReplyDeleteHe is so funny, as you as well! I caught their faces too, they were indeed priceless. And you can tell both doctors, the way they look at him think, he's an idiot. Poor Dr. Birx looks like she's been through the wringer.
CLEAN UP!!!!!! Aisle 7!
DeleteI'm Laughing so hard I'm Crying... you are Brilliant with the Gallow's Humor my Friend! I almost spilled my drink on the keyboard because I couldn't stop being hysterical... in a Good Way... because Lord knows when I also watched and heard that Briefing... I didn't know whether to Laugh or Cry either... you can't make shit like that up and it's just incredible that this man is running a Country!
ReplyDeleteCLEAN UP! AISLE 15!
DeleteMuch chortling!!
ReplyDeleteSo glad you are finding so
much humor and providing a
public service xoxo :-)
I shall erect something in your honor!
ReplyDeleteboooooooooing!
DeleteOh, gee, and here I thought you and boys were going to personally wipe everybody down.
ReplyDeleteMeh, the disinfectant treatment is not that great, I tried and it didn't work, actually I feel worse instead of better injecting all that Lysol, plus I can't understand what the heck that giant pink bunny is saying as the room spins so fast!
ReplyDeleteYou probably should have used the organic, Lavender one.
DeleteNo matter what kind of day, Randy always makes me smile.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Nice to call you a pillar of the community, instead of talking ABOUT YOUR pillar in the community.
ReplyDeleteThat made me smile on a day I needed one. Thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteYour selflessness brings a tear to my eye. Such an act of charity. Please send a personal invite to Don Jr, Erik and Ivanka. I’m sure they would love to add to their freeloading.
ReplyDeleteSorry I haven't been around. I do believe Trump and his followers are this stupid. Yesterday, I heard six different ambulances in the morning hours outside my bedroom window. Normally, I'd hear one on average. Coincidence? Probably not.
ReplyDelete...brilliant video and absolutely spot on about the situation of having an idiot, incompetent in power...yeah, I don’t know whether to laugh at the lunacy being disseminated or cry at the very significant damage - and loss of life - that’s being perpetrated....but the good laugh the video gives me aids in spurring me on to action ( like voter registration eligibility which gop’s have been tampering with to tilt elections their way)
ReplyDelete...add me to the list of volunteers assisting you in your disinfecting effort!!!
The video clip from that briefing, with the narration, "do you really believe this man is smart enough to lead the country?" should be all it takes to defeat him, flush the turd, on November 3rd.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. I really thought it was fucking hilarious - because even a 4th grader would know it as dangerous. Then, yesterday, alas, came the reports from NYC and the state of Illinois that calls to the poison centers had risen by more than 30%. All I can do now it hope all those calls were from GOP-Cheeto Sheeple.
ReplyDeleteThis guy has done more to kill off US citizens than were killed during the Vietnam war. And, yet, his sheeple "Baaaa" and follow him. It proves their stupidity.
And, Randy Rainbow is brilliant!
I don't know many Trumpsters I am curious to know if they believe this rubbish. More important how do they defend it. They always were proud T 'says it how it is' but now they explain he doesn't really mean it?
ReplyDeleteRandy nails the stupidity of this administration to a T.
ReplyDeleteXOXO