Wednesday, April 1, 2020

TODAY'S CHUCKLE

It has occurred to the Mistress that here on the 17th day of self isolation, that the Casa du Borghese has become like Vegas. I'm losing money by the minute, cock-a-tails are acceptable at any hour, debauchery is taking place and nobody knows what the hell time it is.

Here's a couple chuckles. Feel free to swipe.
And my very own funny from my Instagram feed.

And speaking on RuPaul.
 Now...bring back my oils. And DON'T frack it up!

Now go sissy that frack hunties.

And yes...the Queen Ru has most defenitly lost points with me on this topic.

25 comments:

  1. OMB, the paper goods aisle at the grocery store! only 2 months ago...

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    1. They are the republican's take up the tp. A normal roll of tp should last. But of course they hoard bought because they are so full of shit.

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  2. The Queen knows how to pay for the diamonds.

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    1. Diamonds are not... fracking poses risks to air quality from the equipment needed to operate machines, as well as risks to water quality as a result of surface and groundwater contamination. She needs to stop this.

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  3. Hahahahaha
    Valentina WAS ahead of the curve.
    And to tell you the truth the whole toilet paper debacle is both hysterical and scary.

    XoXo

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  4. Too funny! I'm so grateful that we always bought toilet paper at Costco so we had a pretty good supply before this crap went down, so to speak.

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    1. So you two are the ones who tp'd the Casa du Borghese?!?!?!?!

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    2. Mads, we would never do such a thing! It would be like throwing money out of a high rise onto a busy street! Priorities guuurl!

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  5. The Joan Crawford one ... no wait, the ____ mask one .... no wait ... the Valentina one.

    Thanks for the laughs MM!

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  6. Yeah RuPaul, fracking on your property -- WTF? Also loved the Mommy Dearest one and the Valentina one -- haven't seen those!

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  7. Joan Crawford one... hahaha!

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  8. thanks for the early morning chortles!
    xoxo k :-)

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  9. Well you know my opinion of RuPaul. She has got so famous she has now clouded her vision and forgets where she came from. She now just collects coin no matter what method and uses the Ru girls as cash cows. She's not really much different for Kris Kardashian...just smarter with talent.

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  10. LOL. Thanks for the laughs; we need those. Yes, Ru disappointed me when I learned that he allowed that on his property. All in the name of money.... Well, what can ya do? Keep on living. Hugs!

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  11. You had me in stiches from your opening comments!!!! I imagine the first one would represent some parents now!!!! And the RuPaul fracking sorry broke my heart. I was shocked, her being a environment advocate and all.

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  12. I thought the pub crawl was everyday in your place?

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    1. maddie rides the backs of the houseboyz as they crawl from room to room in search of gin.

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  13. I see you in so many of these.

    I loved the Valentina one...good one.

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  14. I love your sass! Joan Crawford, Throwback Thursday...it's all exactly what I need right now. Thank you, MM.

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  15. "Bitch fight on isle 6" Throwback Thursday is so true.

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  16. I love every one of these!!

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  17. OMG, these are hilarious (and so true)!
    Thanks for the giggles and laughs!!!
    That duct-tape mask for the criminal in chief is a great idea.

    My blog: Full Brief Panties
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    My Twitter: @Panty_Buns

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  18. Wow. All so entertaining until Ru Paul. Didn't know about that. Yep, he has certainly dropped in my esteem. Wow!

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