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Thursday, October 23, 2008
Trick or Treating or Sex?
Why trick or treating is better than sex:
1-You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 2-If you don't like what you got,you can always go next door. 3-The uglier you look,the easier it is to get some. 4-You can do the whole neighborhood. 5-Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
So there you have it. And if the neighbor has a ass like in the picture above,I'm taking the trick,not the treat.