Trick or Treating or Sex?

Why trick or treating is better than sex:

1-You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
2-If you don't like what you got,you can always go next door.
3-The uglier you look,the easier it is to get some.
4-You can do the whole neighborhood.
5-Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

So there you have it. And if the neighbor has a ass like in the picture above,I'm taking the trick,not the treat.