....as we are just about settled in at the House of Borghese...I and two houseboys put on our best space drag and do what we do best...act crazy. Enjoy the interlude till we return shortly. It's Pluto realness or bust.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Oh... my... that really was... so you!
ReplyDeleteI think I almost left you speechless.
DeleteMy, isn't this a rather long bedtime routine?
ReplyDeleteI was worried you may never come back, or had a new man already.
No men.
DeleteYet.
it wouldn't surprise me in the least, if you really did do this as a drag routine for your show.
ReplyDeletenow...where is my new office in this joint?
Well about the office. You may be using the potting shed for some time.....
DeleteWell, that's one way to re-introduce yourself to your new area. Just wait till they get a load of you.
ReplyDeleteI can hear a lot of loins grudding.......
DeleteLooks like Raquel Welch, but I don't know what from.
ReplyDeleteSee Upton's comment Kirk. Who knew?!?!?
DeleteHuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteYou’ve still got the moves, my dear. And I love the artwork on the estate.
After these last three weeks and the news it's a wonder I can move at all.
DeleteIs that Raquel?
ReplyDeleteAnd of course a beauty routine is necessary. I think that you including some calisthenics is quite modern, too.
Miss you!
XOXO
I've been told I include calisthenics in the kitchen, bedroom and dance. Your too sweet!
DeleteMiss you, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteIt's Raquel, from her self-named television special. Her version of California Dreaming - filmed in Paris! Glad you arrived in one piece and are settling in. Hope you packed Pam Demic carefully, preferably on ice! It's good for the skin tone. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteIce on the skin...so your aware of that old trick to huh? Great clip from the time capsule of Raquel, right?
DeleteSo glad you’re almost back! But, Pluto? That looked an awful lot like Uranus.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. I didn't realize my continental divide was showing .....
DeleteWe miss you. Great to hear from you, even just a peep.
ReplyDeleteBe glad it was a peep and not the other end!!!
DeleteOh, it is art
ReplyDeleteUm, yeah, okay? I do like my houseboys in skimpier costumes.
ReplyDeleteOr nothing at all.
DeleteYou are all very bendy! Pleased to read that you're more settled now.
ReplyDeleteSx
I feel like it never ends! I hope to return next week.
DeleteIt was so long since you posted, I had forgotten you were getting the new casa all squared away. I gotta admit I thought we were going to see some vacay pictures this time around.
ReplyDeleteI wish toots! I am so ready to travel abroad again...and a trip to P-town can't come soon enough.
DeleteThe dude who spends most of the time on your right side doesn't have very good form. Lovely basket, though. Fire him as a dancer, keep him as a houseboy. I can train him!
ReplyDeleteI want trained first!!!!!!
DeleteMads, we would have SO much fun!
DeleteJust make you sure have goggles!
DeleteWhen I read "Pluto realness", I was ready to see a big yellow dog! LOL! Just kidding. Sounds like things are coming together and I am glad to hear that. Hope you can get some rest soon so you can dance and party like in the video! Big hugs!
ReplyDeleteYes, I could use a good massage and a nice long lie in.
DeleteWelcome back to the blogosphere, Mistress Maddie! Love the new elephant header and can hardly wait to learn all your news of the big move, etc.!
ReplyDeleteThank you Anon! Im not sure who this is. Debs? Tundra? The beautiful woman is a legendary model named Dovima, and I have used her in other blog headers.
DeleteThe Pluto Look really suits you! However, I wouldn't want to try and manage your yellow stairs (at the 40 sec mark) after a refreshing gin or twelve...
ReplyDeleteWell, a few laps in the old gin pool never killed anyone.
DeleteWell, that was kinda weird. The "music" made my headache worse. Maybe that's my tooth, or neck or some other old lady body part.
ReplyDeleteEverything aches? Maybe bad weather is acomin'
DeleteWell, at least the weather will have fun acomin'. I'll be sitting in a foul cloud of my own making with the help of sugar free candy. Duchess TMI strikes again!
DeleteAs if the air pressure changes aren't enough. Watch out ozone layer!!!!
DeleteI love Raquel Welch. She's smarter than people think.
ReplyDeleteThat's the entrée - can't wait for the house-warming party!! I suspect my invitation's lost in the post... Jx
ReplyDeleteNeither can the old lady!
DeleteShe's back! And with a metal bra, no less..! Jx
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately the matching underwear are not as comfortable.
DeleteI never thought you might come back! And I see things are just as odd at the new place with antics.
ReplyDelete10, 10 ,10, 10's across the board!
ReplyDeleteThe ancestral estate's grounds must be very avant gaude?
ReplyDelete💖💖💖💖💖
ReplyDeleteTundra Bunny here -- my comments were posted as "Anonymous" yesterday. Something's screwy with this new commenting box or with me, and I hope it's not the latter, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI can assure you...its not you. I have found it easier now to sign in first and then blog hop. Otherwise I come across as anonymous.
DeleteSure miss you.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
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DeleteI wore the same bikini-style outfit to work on Friday. What a coincidence.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
No 'bust' indeed with this one. I too am glad to see you posting.
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