ENTREPRENEURIAL

 I tell you dear people, what a year this has been. What with dark and evil politics around every corner, a down and dirty election, race riot's, a deadly pandemic, out of control Karen's, natural disasters, and then losing my job in a roll of deep lay offs. If all that isn't bad enough then we have to self isolate to a degree and wear mask to go out it. Now I will admit the last few didn't really bother me. When they said you just had to wear a mask and gloves I was fine, till I got to the grocery and realized everybody else was masked, gloved, and clothed !!!!! That was embarrassing. Only made worst when old lady Brenner came in , the poor dear can't see good,  and mistook my dick for the hand sanitizer station. But I digress. This summer was only made worst for us gays in Bucks County and Philly for it was the first summer without our legendary and beloved Raven Resort. A campy and fun gay detention that had been in existence since the late 50's. A regular reader here could tell you it was a home away from home for this queen. Many a day spent there, poolside. It was always the best of time...fun, magical, enchanting, racy. I've met many friends and FWB there over the years, not to mention did drag shows and the boylesque show.  Had not been for the covid 19 keeping people in, we would have surely  felt it's absence far harder if the pandemic hadn't happen.

There cock-a-tails were legendary. And the drink the bartender and I came up with, A Bad Influence, and one he named after me, was their number one drink!!!!! After they closed, another bartender now makes it in town at another bar. I KNEW I should have asked for royalties!!!!!!! Below is one of their tasty Pina Coladas.

But as of two moths ago, this is the current Raven, as the new owners have big plans for a new Raven...but we shall see, that's another story.

But now where do the gays go to have fun and frolic???

 It then occurred to me to be entrepreneurial and start making some money since I'm not working. And like many other queens, I'm not having sex, and gods knows,  I'm about to let the telephone pole fuck me. Then it occurred to me what to do. I was going to open up the grounds of the Casa du Borghese for a one stop day of Health and Fun, all for $20. I could be the place to take the void of the Raven! Men could come here, get a covid test done, a blow job, and then enjoy a huge slip and slid with flowing water , and a few cock-a-tails.

Once in the gates they will be greeted with friendly houseboys to get their Covid test done.

The next stop will be my part in portable glory hole waiting to please and delight. It's perfect I and them get to enjoy sex to a degree and no body contact!!!! And yes I did research and there are indeed portable glory holes.

Then all clad in swim trunks, or nude, can take all the plunges they want down the slip and slid and finish off with  cock-a-tails at the bottom of the hill while sunbathing on the grounds.

A win for sure!!!!! Ms Moorecock told me to run it by the Bucks County Health Department and county officials first. She thought they might shut this idea down, I didn't worry much. I mean,  I'm the only one who knows how to fuck republicans and get some money out it. But alas.... they did indeed shut the whole operation down, even after a few of them went through the whole line up to see how it worked. Many were in a good mood, and even spent a good long time at the glory hole. And yet.... still they shot me down. No pun intended. Can you believe that? I thought this was perfect,  and helping so many and different levels. So yet another failure. See what happens when you try to be a entrepreneur?  But don't worry....I working on more pamphlets and another idea....I take my idea to the air next.... for a Mile High Club

Now...does anyone know how long it will take my houseboys to get a pilots license?