The Real Housewives of what the Fuck. Those sorry tragic housewives ain't got nothing on these bitches...bring the housewives realness....
Stepford Realness...
Peaches Christ
Rehoboth Bitch Dog Walker realness...
Magnolia Applebottom
The Town Grand Dame realness...
Pearl Gates
The champagne Golden Girl realness...
the Vivienne
Grocery shopping gold digger realness....
Bianca Del Rio
Day Drinking floosy realness...
Art Simone
I aspire to be a day drinking floosy.
ReplyDeleteI aspire to have hair like hers!
DeleteWell, while I'm here I might as well go for the drinks too... ;)
Oh. My. Goddess.
ReplyDeleteThis IS class! And sass! And ass!
Can you imagine if they do one of those Real Housewives reboots with these ladies? I'd watch! Pearly and Peaches are classic! Bianca is a riot and she'll cut a bitch!
XOXO
You KNOW who I expected to be in the final picture with that particular caption above it. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThe Real House-what-the-fucks, I can't believe any of those shows are even on anymore. So ridiculous, so boring. Bring on the Queens!!!
You go Pearl!!!!!! That hair!!! And I living for Magnolias whole vibe!!! Now this would be a entertaining show.
ReplyDeleteWould improve the franchise a lot!!
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
They look more REAL housewife than a real housewife!
ReplyDeletePEARLY! magnolia looks like she'd be fun to drink with.
ReplyDeleteShe is Anne Marie!!!!!! When the pandemic is raging she does those Legends Shows that Mark did. The last one she did Celine Dion. She's by far the grande dame of Rehoboth.
DeleteOh dear lord! I own Peaches' dress in shirt form! Does that make me fabulous, too, or just tacky? I love this! They bring the fun back to funky.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhh I bet that would look fabulous on you! And I will have to give you a huge matching flower to wear behind on ear to bring in home.
DeleteI love how you "see" me, Mads. *Sniff*
DeleteLMAO!!!!!! I love this this Category. Love Pearly's hair!!!! And Bianca is cracking me up.
ReplyDeleteI miss being in Ptown this summer. And miss Pearly. Im loving those Jennifer Coolidge lips. Did living in a trailer kill my chances on being on the show?
ReplyDeleteXO and one for Jesus-
Miss R
Lordy, but those gals are too fucking fabulous for words! Damn, I feel so inadequate *looking down at my navy blue tee shirt and blue print maxi skirt* and under dressed for midday! xoxo
ReplyDeleteBianca Del Rio looks a bit like Joan Collins in that photo.
ReplyDeleteLadies who lunch. On each other.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Good one! Dinning in and eating out!
DeleteNow there is a Real Housewives series I might actually watch, if they are funny and not bitchy and overly concerned with their interpersonal issues.
ReplyDeleteBianca Del Rio for the win. Love her. But all these others are fab. Such a display of talent. That's a lot of work! Oh, and love the new header, hon. Classy and sassy... like she could cut a beyotch.
ReplyDeleteI want to be Art Simone. I'd take up day-drinking flossiness, but when I've tried it before I've never looked that good.
ReplyDeleteMitchell, I agree, Art Simone always brings it and kills it!!!!
DeleteI have spent all day today being each and every one of these beauties, only to decide on Garbo in Camille...en repose on my recamier, coughing up blood...so easily bruised, a short burst of beauty followed by weeks of looking like a used kleenex...oy vey! I am the real housewife of Rural America! *hack hack gag barf gag hack*
ReplyDeleteBut your still a show I'd watch gurl!!!!
DeleteIn these difficult times the world needs a bit of style elegance and class.
ReplyDeleteThese girls have it by the shovel load.
And we hope it won't be in too short of supply.
DeleteLove the color !
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