Monday, September 21, 2020

MEANWHILE, IN THE GARDENS...

While away , thank goodness for closed circuit tv on my cell phone. The houseboys are suppose to be getting the Casa du Borghese back in order after all the upheaval and repainting, and changes...but I see they are "busy" enjoying a last day of summer and the pool.  I suppose I can overlook this slight attention to detail, after all they are yes men. And I'd rather have yes men in my life then no men.....

This one even looks like he's been playing in my closet....
The neighborhood bitches I'm sure are unsettled by my behavior having so many houseboys....but after all, well behaved people don't make history.

28 comments:

  1. Mistress, hennnny, I'm going to need your address!

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    1. It's no goolge maps...look for the penis shaped house in the cul de suc.

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  2. it's a wonder the neighbors haven't called the police due to all the nudity/open sex shows! but perhaps the neighbors are voyeurs...just like jerry falwall jr...

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    1. Oh honey, you know the police are on my payroll, after all the flavor I have done for them!!!!!

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  3. The garden is bustling, and, um, sprouting.

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    1. Something always seems to be sprouting around here most days.

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  4. More like, for your consideration....the Mistress's Stable of Steeds!

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  5. Mistress, your houseboys have the most usual way to clean the pool filters I've ever seen.

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    1. You think that's something, you should see how they press the sheets.

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  6. You are old school Mistress. Is the man with the bow and arrow your grounds security?

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    1. I've been struck by many an arrow she shot too.

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  7. doesn't the last houseboy know, it's not nice to play in Mother's things?

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  8. "And I'd rather have yes men in my life then no men....."

    I like the way you think.

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  9. Hummm, yeah, like can I come live with you for one year? I'd love to see these guys work.

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    1. Why yes, yes you can. I have just the spot for you too.

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  10. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!!!!!! I want to see six sets of hands above the water right this instant boys! Mistress! This seems to be a very unorthodox way of cleaning the pool is it not???

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    1. When you say all hands above the water, you may get more then arms toots.

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  11. I think I need a refresher in swim lessons.

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  12. I’m not having much luck cracking your CCTV code. Can you help a boy out? I’d be more than happy to keep constant surveillance.

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    1. If you keep constant surveillance how will I know you won't be watching my boudoir?

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  13. Well, that's it.
    How come you didn't mention anything about the pool boys? Is Falwell the only one with bids?

    XOXO

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    1. You can have your pick anytime dear.

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  14. Clean up, in the pool!

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  15. Those houseboys are incorrigible, I tell ya. But I suppose they are deserving of a day off to enjoy the last rays of Summer.

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  16. When the guy in the green speedo, filled out quite nicely is done, can you send him over here please?

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  17. That's just it with your pool. It looks all good above water, but the tomfoolery under the water.....

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  18. Well, that's one way to clean the pool pipes.

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