While away , thank goodness for closed circuit tv on my cell phone. The houseboys are suppose to be getting the Casa du Borghese back in order after all the upheaval and repainting, and changes...but I see they are "busy" enjoying a last day of summer and the pool. I suppose I can overlook this slight attention to detail, after all they are yes men. And I'd rather have yes men in my life then no men.....
This one even looks like he's been playing in my closet....
The neighborhood bitches I'm sure are unsettled by my behavior having so many houseboys....but after all, well behaved people don't make history.
Mistress, hennnny, I'm going to need your address!
ReplyDeleteIt's no goolge maps...look for the penis shaped house in the cul de suc.
Deleteit's a wonder the neighbors haven't called the police due to all the nudity/open sex shows! but perhaps the neighbors are voyeurs...just like jerry falwall jr...
ReplyDeleteOh honey, you know the police are on my payroll, after all the flavor I have done for them!!!!!
DeleteThe garden is bustling, and, um, sprouting.
ReplyDeleteSomething always seems to be sprouting around here most days.
DeleteMore like, for your consideration....the Mistress's Stable of Steeds!
ReplyDeleteMistress, your houseboys have the most usual way to clean the pool filters I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteYou think that's something, you should see how they press the sheets.
DeleteYou are old school Mistress. Is the man with the bow and arrow your grounds security?
ReplyDeleteI've been struck by many an arrow she shot too.
Deletedoesn't the last houseboy know, it's not nice to play in Mother's things?
ReplyDelete"And I'd rather have yes men in my life then no men....."
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think.
Hummm, yeah, like can I come live with you for one year? I'd love to see these guys work.
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, yes you can. I have just the spot for you too.
DeleteALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!!!!!! I want to see six sets of hands above the water right this instant boys! Mistress! This seems to be a very unorthodox way of cleaning the pool is it not???
ReplyDeleteWhen you say all hands above the water, you may get more then arms toots.
DeleteI think I need a refresher in swim lessons.
ReplyDeleteI’m not having much luck cracking your CCTV code. Can you help a boy out? I’d be more than happy to keep constant surveillance.
ReplyDeleteIf you keep constant surveillance how will I know you won't be watching my boudoir?
DeleteWell, that's it.
ReplyDeleteHow come you didn't mention anything about the pool boys? Is Falwell the only one with bids?
XOXO
You can have your pick anytime dear.
DeleteClean up, in the pool!
ReplyDeleteThose houseboys are incorrigible, I tell ya. But I suppose they are deserving of a day off to enjoy the last rays of Summer.
ReplyDeleteAnd we like incorrigible here.
DeleteWhen the guy in the green speedo, filled out quite nicely is done, can you send him over here please?
ReplyDeleteThat's just it with your pool. It looks all good above water, but the tomfoolery under the water.....
ReplyDeleteWell, that's one way to clean the pool pipes.
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