LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Yesterday while taking a walk about the campground, I went pass the cabins area and came across this....
BWAHAHAHAHA! That's a two hander!!!!!
Oh how very fun!
now that would be the hottest fuck you ever had mistress.
Some like it hot!
OH MY MISTRESS!!!!! I wonder what William would say if I put that on my table one night?
If you do, we will need a picture of that for a Happy Moments.
Nice!I'm going to need two of those in case the lights go out...XOXO
Shall we meet you in the tee pee?
Oh what a place that is!!!!
I had no idea you got molded into a candle?
I should get a case of those.
blow it out and stick it where then sun don't shine? interesting idea for a candle; wonder if there is a john holmes model?
Go big or go home right!!!
You can have your cake and eat it too. Blow first then have fun.
That would make a hell of a birthday candle.
Hmm. I really must be going to the wrong campgrounds. Where'd you say this place was?
All this fun and hilarity can be yours in the Pocono's Mountains handsome.
Nothing like some Thursday cheer!
Well, I think either option would mean blowing it out. I remember a very old Graham Norton show (not even the program he currently has) where he had several members of the audience go backstage and do wax casts of their dicks. The audience then took guesses at which belong to whom. It was very sad. Only one contestant thought of getting himself excited before casting the cock. I on the other hand would have gotten excited just considering it and would have made a really good candle!
Oh I can only imagine your candle...a 84 hour long burn candle...I've seen your feet!!!!! And yes I agree, why would you get hard first to cast the candle. I have a craft myself coming up soon.
Never seen a candle with an STD before.
Make a wish!
"Put you lips together and blow"
Well, that's an interesting candle. I should get one or two in case we have another blackout.
Hot rainbow dick! Yasssss.
If I recall correctly weren't candles on your list of Covid Household items that could fuck you?
Blow that candle out HENNY.....someone needs that disco stick!!!!!!
What's even most funny is the balls are blue.
Oh my. Well that would certainly get some attention I imagine. LOL
I am late, it has all be said.
Oh, life is hard up at The Woods. I can see that. (Enjoy every moment of it!)
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!