Yesterday while at work that cow Coco de Mere sent me a text of a old party picture.
That's right hunty's….this is the Mistress in the very early days of drag, probably cira, 1998. The old Harrisburg group and I were at a good friend's Christmas party he had every year. Some of you may remember my good friend and sister Mame, aka David Dust. I'm sure she was here in a corner passed out drunk. Here as evidence, one can see the early shaping of the Mistress's minxy ways... big hair,.drink in one hand, and putting the seduction on the hot boys. This was Dale, and he was a HUGE boy...in kind sweet personality, and built like a brick shithouse. And I'll leave that there. Thanks for the old photo Coco!!! Let's just hope no video footage surfaces!
And then more innocent days. My mother sent me a note yesterday with this in it.
Me at even a younger age holding my first wiener pup!
I named her Poochie.
I have a lunch date today. I will be back with more fun things, just you wait!
OMG! It's like Rami Malek meets Tallulah Bankhead!!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU WIN THE COMMENT OF THE WEEK
DeleteYou nailed it!!!!
DeleteThat is priceless! Both!
ReplyDeleteeven then you were clinging to men and big wieners.
ReplyDeletesize queen.
Darn! You beat me to it Anitia, you have a dirty sense of humor, I really admire that in a person. :D
Delete@anitia - ain't we ALL size queens, honey!
DeleteTotes adorbs!
ReplyDeleteA wonderful trip down memory lane!
ReplyDeleteGlamourous and adorable all in one package! I enjoyed this! What a cute kid.
ReplyDeleteHow did such a cutie holding on to his wiener grow up to become such a picture of debauchery? Oh, I think I just answered my own question.
ReplyDeleteAdorable! both :-)
ReplyDeleteOh my god, you looked just like one of my parents’ friends. Her name was Evelyn! You sure have upped your game over the years. And of course you were an adorable child!
ReplyDeleteSo many big wiener jokes, so little time
ReplyDeleteAdorable, sugar, just too damn A-DOR-ABLE! xoxo
ReplyDelete1998... 1998... Shall we just leave it at that/
ReplyDeletethis gurl has wieners on the brain, and in the mouth, and (fill in the blank)!
ReplyDeleteYour like a Virginia Slim Mistress. you've come a long way baby.
ReplyDeleteThe more things change... you’re still the same apparently. And men built like brick shithouses are mighty mighty when they let it all hang out, no?
ReplyDeleteXoXo
If that picture doesn't scream seduction I don't know what does. And you as a little boy....it was even seen then! The pup is so cute too.
ReplyDeleteBeauty and the beast in one person. Both picture are to treasure.
ReplyDeleteBoth those pictures are precious.
ReplyDeleteMistress you are too funny and even then were scheming to get the boys. But your such a cutie still. Did you ever get the boy though????
ReplyDeleteBoth pictures are so funny and cute...but that toddler you with poochie is beyond cute.
ReplyDeleteYou're dazzling, Dale is humpy, but Poochie is ADORABLE.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing two really sweet photos.
ReplyDeleteWere cute, cute still cute and stunning.....cute post Mistress. Coco...send more pictures.
ReplyDeleteWhat a post!!!! You are quite something you know that?
ReplyDeleteWhat a marvelous photo !
ReplyDeleteI mean this as a compliment, but you really do have nice, female-like shoulders in that picture. Physically--again a compliment--you seem to be made for drag.
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