Tuesday, May 14, 2024

A DEEP CLEAN

 Ohhhhhh dear....how will I ever be able to look at a Hoover again??? 


No wonder all the houseboys want on cleaning duty around here!
On a side note, the clan used to have a friend in our group we called Hoover, for his suction abilities.

About the video? At a time where the queer aesthetic is marketed and sold off like candy- only the fun, fluffy, sweet bits, peppering tv, film, and commercials, but only the parts that are palatable by a heteronormative audience. After having queer concepts in his scripts rejected time after time, David Wilson, the writer and creator, took Deep Clean, and its main drive to look square into the face of that appropriation, put a stake in the ground, and say "appropriate THIS." The video allowed himself and the film's star, co -creator Harry Clayton Wright, to be completely unrestricted in their output.

More fun eyecandy over at David Wilson.com

33 comments:

  1. I remember that Hoover, when I was child.
    Believe me: deep clean is so important! otherwise you can find some bad surprises!

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  2. LOL. Well, I admit that when I had a Hoover just like that one.... That never crossed my mind. But, as they say, "cleanliness is next to godliness." And, by all mean, you gotta keep those pipes cleaned out.

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  3. Ok, so I loved every second of this.
    Handlebar mustache? Check.
    Jockstrap? Check
    Hairy chest? Check
    Bunny slippers? Check

    And I agree with you: whatever is deemed gay canon is way too sanitized. This? Perfect.
    I'm gonna watch it again. For research purposes.


    XOXO

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    1. What's that sound I hear? Do I hear you vacuuming?

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  4. Did I ever tell you about the priest in a village church not a million miles away from here? He was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner. He'd have saved himself a whole load of pother if only he'd locked the church door. But then better a Henry vacuum cleaner than a kid.

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    1. OG MY GOD!!!!!!!! What in the hell goes on in these churches?!?!?!?!?

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  5. Now we know why your house is always so clean.

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  6. We use Shark like the subhumans we are

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    1. Report back on the suction will you dear?

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  7. Anonymous5/14/2024

    Tom Cruise eat your heart out
    (among other things) :-)

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  8. I knew we should have bought an upright! You brought laughter to this crabby house. Thank you!

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  9. I think Boy Racers was better, you should post that one.

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    1. That one is good, but this one made me laugh hard!

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  10. Oh! My! There is so much wrong there! Or... they've opened a whole new avenue stream and marketing niche for the makers of Hoover. Kizzes.

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    1. PS: Do you think all Hoover vacuums will now have to come with a warning label (Please unplug unit before f*cking in bubblebath.) and an age limit?

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    2. I bet the Eagle will start hosting Hoover Nights!!!!!

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  11. Well....this explains why you like to vacuum so much!

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  12. I literally sprayed my coffee watching this...LOL!!!! ENTERTAINILY funny but also like a car crash. One doesn't want to watch more...buy how can you not?

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    1. When I first saw it, I had no idea it was going to go that far

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  13. OMG!!!!! Too funny!!! It's also funny because a friend of mine got his cock stuck in a vacuum hose once trying to get a "blowjob"..but then got so hard he couldn't get it out. And his erection just wouldn't subside. We howled.

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    1. Bun Bun5/14/2024

      Oh, you know about Bianca Del Rio doing that?!?

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    2. Oh Snap Bun Bun! Bianca is coming for you. And Brodes, I was getting ready to ask if this "freind" was you!!

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  14. It really sucks. 😏

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  15. LMAO!!!!! I new house cleaning anthem!!!

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  16. Sooo wrong, but I can’t stop watching.

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  17. I screamed and giggled the whole time honey.

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  18. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    I'll try anything once!

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  19. Mistress...in the 17 years I've been reading your blog, this has to top the list as one of the most unusual and shocking post!!!! I never know what is coming next on this page!!!! I laughed and also was like what in hell am I watching? Is he really going to do what I think? HA HA HAH HA! Certain was interesting.

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  20. Brillant hennnnny.....the funniest thing I've seen in ages. How have I NOT seen this or heard of the creator yet????

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  21. Oh my goodness, I won’t be able to look at my vacuum in the same way ever again! Good job I don’t have an upright.
    Sx

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    1. Helllllooooooo!!!!!

      Do you have a canister with a long hose??? Just add the attachments!!!

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  22. Well, that's one thing you can't do with a Roomba!

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