CHUCKLES

 So, the other night I asked Miss.Moorecock a question. I said Miss. Moorecock,  has anyone in your family suffered from metal illness? And she said, no, we all seem to rather enjoy it.

My best friend is retiring from years as a manager at Ikea, so I spent him a cake.

Boy, and I tell you, the Lad was recently here, and he was such an ass. You know what he said to me the other night?  he said Mistress, do you know why guys gain weight after they get married? I said whhhhhy Adrien? Well, when their single they see what's in the fridge, then go to bed. When their married, they see what's in the bed, and then head to the fridge!

No wonder Cali Boi is always going to Home Depot in WeHo.

Oh is the Lad such an idiot. Do you know what he said to me last night? Mistress, looking at me, asked what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair dark brown? I said what Adrien? He said Artificial intelligence.

And the Lad isn't the brightest. You know how in these big malls they have these maps. He goes up to the map and it says, You Are Here, and he wants to know how they know. And he even tested it, and went to another map, and it said You are Here. Every map said You are Here. Now he knows they are out to get him. Oh he is so stupid. A policeman asked him for identification. He said You're a cop!

Oh and he is such a dope. Do you not what he called and told me today? Mistress, my friend in Georgia called me and told me he lost his mother, wife and sister in a car accident. I said reeally Adrien? Too which he replied, Oh god... he really loved that woman.

And such a pig the Lad can be. I remember being out once and the Lad came running up to me and said that a midge paid him to give him a blow job. I said , well, what did you do? He said,  I took the money and blew him. but I have never stooped so low.

Looks like that pig in a wig, Bunny took my First of May advice and had outdoor sex.